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Gator fan pays tribute to her team the only way she knows how — on the pole

This video is bizarre and (sort of) sports related, so I had to post it. Apparently, this woman is a big fan of the Florida Gators, and in order to pay tribute to their national championship victory, she donned a blue and orange bikini and hit the pole.

One observation — and let’s assume that this woman is a student at UF. Imagine that you’re her dad, and you and your wife pay a surprise visit to her off-campus apartment. And when you walk in, there’s a flipping POLE IN THE LIVING ROOM. Would you shoot yourself in the head immediately or wait until you got home?

Adande: “There’ll never be another Jordan.”

Today is the 10th anniversary of Michael Jordan’s final retirement (from the Bulls — his stint with the Wizards doesn’t count) and ESPN’s J.A. Adande was there.

There were more than 800 reporters in the United Center that day. I was part of a two-man team from the Los Angeles Times. Can you imagine more than 800 reporters from around the country converging to cover a retirement news conference today, with a bank of 25 cameras focused on one individual and a fleet of satellite trucks parked outside to beam his words to the world?

There’ll never be another Jordan the way there’ll never be another Johnny Carson or another Walter Cronkite. Individuals don’t hold our interest that regularly and that long anymore.

Adande goes on to discuss how the current economy and the age of YouTube will keep the Jordan mystique secure. Kobe Bryant and LeBron James both can capture the public’s attention, though not in the same way as MJ did. Kobe is seen as a prima donna who can’t win a title without Shaq (pending 2009 season). Oh, and the incident in Colorado doesn’t help either. LeBron is criticized for not being focused enough on his game and there are more than a few that wonder if he has the kind of killer instinct required to rack up multiple championships.

Jordan retired in 1999, when the economy was booming and the newspapers were doing just fine. Publications had the resources to send a reporter or two to Chicago to cover MJ’s retirement. I don’t think we could say the same today.

“Mayne Street”: Episodes 14 & 15

In episode 14, Kenny tries to cheer up a sick kid…

In episode 15 (and season finale), Bobby Flay treats Kenny and his crew to a nice dinner.

“First, I’m going to order a filet mignon, and I’m going to throw it in the garbage. Then, I’m going to order another filet mignon. We’ll go from there.”

Classic.

See more episodes of “Mayne Street.”

Rockets to T-Mac: “Get in shape.”

Richard Justice of the Houston Chronicle reports that the Rockets are getting frustrated with Tracy McGrady.

If you read between all the nice words, the Rockets sent a tough message to Tracy McGrady on Monday.

To summarize:

1. Get in better shape.
2. Learn to deal with the pain in your left knee.
3. Don’t come back until you do.

There were all sorts of things left unsaid as the Rockets delicately attempted to do the right thing for the team while not mentally losing their $21-million star.

Conditioning? That’s a tough word to use halfway through an NBA season. Is McGrady’s conditioning an issue because he hasn’t been working hard, or because his surgically repaired left knee won’t allow him to work hard?

Pain? Another tough one. The Rockets and their medical staff believe McGrady’s knee is sound and suggested he play through the pain.

McGrady has been unable to do this, and it’s important to remember that none of us — including the doctors — knows how badly McGrady is hurting. If he says the pain is intolerable, then the pain is intolerable.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — if the Rockets have all three of their stars come playoff time, they are going to be a very dangerous team. But the way that the Western Conference playoff race is shaping up, there is going to be one very good team left out in the cold. The longer T-Mac is out, the greater the likelihood that the Rockets will be fighting tooth and nail for a playoff spot in April instead of having a comfortable #3 or #4 seed.

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