I love Ron Artest.
Recently appearing on a radio show, Artest revealed that he attempted to contact John Green (the now infamous “beer thrower” that started the “Malice at the Palace”). Via Ball Don’t Lie, here’s what happened.
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Here’s an unusual request from Mercer Island’s Brandon Lawler, who had just given up the tying and go-ahead runs against Georgia in the top of sixth inning during a recent Little League World Series game.
Kids, they’re adorable!
Considering the amount of pressure and expectations that are on these kids, I might ask to plunk the next batter too if I had just given up the go-ahead run in the final inning. After all, if I’m on national TV, I’m hoping to make news this way instead of crying and wanting out.
What’s a G.A., you might ask? It’s a graduate assistant, and they are generally unpaid (or very poorly paid) wannabe coaches fresh out of college who do all the things the coaching staff doesn’t want to do. Bill Murray’s son, Luke, just joined new coach Sean Miller as a G.A. at Arizona.
What does Murray bring to a basketball program? I have no idea. Presumably, neither does he; he only graduated college in 2007 and is still a G.A., meaning he’ll be doing quite a bit of quiet learning — preparing tape, taking notes, keeping the clipboard handy, that sort of thing — for at least a few more years. But he’ll be interesting to watch. If he has one-tenth of his father’s charisma, it’s only a matter of time until he’s a major college hoops coach on his own.
Good luck to Murray in his new endeavor. Something tells me he’ll do just fine.
Reason #478 why I love The Onion.
Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use
Gump4Heisman has a crude but funny list of the top 10 things to look forward to as college football gets rolling…
Here’s a bit about Kirk Herbstreit.
Imagine showing up for work and your boss saying:
“OK (your name), what we need you to do today is to go to a college campus full of hot p***y and be good-looking on national television. Oh, and be sure to watch plenty of football, talk about plenty of football, and hang out with plenty of uber-famous football coaches. Anyway, here’s your hotel key and a few extra copies for any big busty sluts that happen to throw themselves in the general vicinity of your c**k during the upcoming Thursday-Sunday time frame.”
Just as a warning, there’s some strong language, so it’s not for the fainthearted.
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