Gump4Heisman has a crude but funny list of the top 10 things to look forward to as college football gets rolling…

Here’s a bit about Kirk Herbstreit.

Imagine showing up for work and your boss saying:

“OK (your name), what we need you to do today is to go to a college campus full of hot p***y and be good-looking on national television. Oh, and be sure to watch plenty of football, talk about plenty of football, and hang out with plenty of uber-famous football coaches. Anyway, here’s your hotel key and a few extra copies for any big busty sluts that happen to throw themselves in the general vicinity of your c**k during the upcoming Thursday-Sunday time frame.”

Just as a warning, there’s some strong language, so it’s not for the fainthearted.