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Favorite sports movie fat kids

JoeSportsFan.com paid a hilarious tribute to the top seven sports movie fat kids of all-time.

2. Ham, The Sandlot

He’s one of the greatest trash-talkers in sports movie history, even if he was doing so against fellow ten-year olds. He also became the first person in baseball history to hit a home run, the one against the rich club team, that actually traveled backwards off the bat. If you haven’t seen Sandlot recently or in the neighborhood of 200 times, I apologize for such an obscure reference. But it’s true.

If you don’t like the “Great Hambino,” you don’t like America.

By the way, while searching for Ham Porter YouTube clips, I stumbled upon this video, which is freaking outstanding. Anyone who has seen the movie “300” will appreciate it.

21 Hottest Sports Movie Wives and Girlfriends

WAG RANKINGS compiled a ranking of the hottest wives and girlfriends from various sports movies.

#4. Carley Bobby
Actress: Leslie Bibb
Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Love Interest: Ricky Bobby, played by Will Ferrell
Quote: “If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!”

#5. Tenley Parrish
Actress: Kelly Preston (actually it was Jessica Biel)
Movie: Summer Catch
Love Interest: Ryan Dunne, played by Freddie Prinze Jr.
Quote: “Let yourself be great.” Seriously. This movie sucked. That’s the best there is.

#6. Darcy Sears
Actress: Ali Larter
Movie: Varsity Blues
Love Interest: Jonathan ‘Mox’ Moxon, played by James Van Der Beek
Quote: “Baby I got so excited thinking about next year and Florida state and the future, I think I need to be your wide receiver.”

#8. Adele Invergorder
Actress: Charlize Theron
Movie: The Legend of Bagger Vance
Love Interest: Rannulph Juhu, played by Matt Damon
Quote: “And now I’m supposed to run into your arms and melt like butter on a hot muffin?”

Solid list, although there were some swings and misses. I’m not a big fan of Renee Zellweger, but love the young Halle Berry from The Program. And hey, any site that takes time to rank women from sports movies deserves some mention.

DVD Review & Film Discussion: “Bigger, Stronger, Faster*”

Synopsis from official website: From the producers of Bowling For Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11 comes a new film that unflinchingly explores our win-at-all-cost culture through the lens of a personal journey. Blending comedy and pathos, Bigger, Stronger, Faster* is a collision of pop culture, animated sequences and first-person narrative, with a diverse cast including US Congressmen, professional athletes, medical experts and everyday gym rats.

At its heart, this is the story of director Christopher Bell and his two brothers, who grew up idolizing muscular giants like Hulk Hogan, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, and who went on to become members of the steroid-subculture in an effort to realize their American dream. When you discover that your heroes have all broken the rules, do you follow the rules, or do you follow your heroes?

Film Review & Disccusion: I didn’t know what to expect when I sat down to watch “Bigger, Stronger, Faster*” and, quite frankly, I assumed it would be about how athletes have tarnished sports due to their use of performance-enhancing substances.

But I couldn’t have been more wrong.

Sure, the film does dive into how athletes and celebrities like Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Hulk Hogan and Arnold Schwarzenegger got an edge in their respective sports by using steroids. But it goes much deeper than that.

The film does a tremendous job of showing both sides of the steroids issue by including opinions from both sides of the argument. Instead of shoving his opinion down the audience’s throat, director Chris Bell allowed the viewer to determine whether or not steroids are hurting sports, as well as why they’re viewed a certain way in society. (And really, it’s clear throughout the film that he doesn’t have an opinion either way – he just wants viewers to be more educated on the topic of steroids.)

The film relied on interviews with athletes including former Olympic sprinter Ben Johnson (right), steroid users, people who were somehow affected negatively by steroids, and medical experts who claim that there just isn’t enough evidence either way to suggest that steroids actually kill people. The medical information that was shared in the film was eye opening to say the least. (For example, the perception is that steroids cause ‘roid rage in everyone that takes them, but only 5% of people that take steroids develop those symptoms according to the film.)

One of the more interesting takeaways from the film is how America views steroids. The drug is mostly demonized in our society, but why? Is it because it’s played a hand in ruining sports? Is it because we as fans hate that Barry Bonds, who allegedly took steroids, cheated to break baseball’s all-time home run record? Do we hate steroids because athletes use them to get an edge on the field and therefore, tarnish the games we love? Or maybe because steroids have a trickle down effect and potentially works its way into college and even high school sports?

The film raises an interesting debate that has come up in other steroid-related discussions: If you were a professional athlete with the opportunity to make millions of dollars and provide for your family, would you take steroids? Would you cheat? Based on moral beliefs, most of us would like to say no. But then again, most of us aren’t in the position to have to make that decision either.

For the record, I don’t condone steroid use. I’ve never taken steroids, nor do I plan to. It makes me sick to think that high school kids and other young adults in this country are doping because they feel it’s the only way to become a professional athlete.

But let’s take sports out of the debate for a second. When purely talking about adults (non-professional athletes) making the concise choice whether or not to use steroids, the film makes an interesting point that it should be left to the individual to decide if it’s morally acceptable – not society. And it’s rather ironic that another illegal and potentially harmful drug, marijuana, is used almost as a comedic prop in many movies, yet steroids and those that use them are made out to be villains. (Granted, the side effects and potential dangers of the two don’t compare, but it’s funny that one illegal drug is damn near accepted and glorified by society, while the other is vehemently viewed as morally wrong.)

Overall, Bell accomplishes what he sets out to do; he enlightens people about what steroids are. He also gives viewers a different perspective about steroids than what is normally fed to us through the media and the so-called experts.

Click here for an interview I conducted with the director of the film, Chris Bell. Among other topics, I asked him what drove him to make the film, what he wanted viewers to take from it, and how his family (who are prominently shown throughout the film) reacted when they saw it on the big screen. For more information about “Bigger, Stronger, Faster*,” visit the film’s official website.

The Top 10 Announcers In Sports Movies

Rumors and Rants ranked the top 10 announcers in sports movies. No surprise which announcer took the top spot.

1. Harry Doyle (Major League)
What more can be said of Harry Doyle? He’s easily the greatest sports movie broadcaster of all-time. The gap between his performance and any other is so wide that it’s almost not fair to include him on this list. Bob Uecker’s performance as the ultimate homer-announcer is simply fantastic. He’s off the cuff calls and condescending attitude towards his own team are perfect. He even drags his dead weight color guy Monty through the movie, which is both hilarious and true to life. Then when you throw in the insults he hurls at his Indians and their opponents, it makes for one of the best performances in the history of sports movies.

Memorable lines:
“In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the Indians have managed to win a few ball games, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.”

Harry Doyle: “That’s all we got, one goddamn hit?”
Assistant: “You can’t say goddamn on the air.”
Harry Doyle: “Don’t worry, nobody is listening.”

“The post-game show is brought to you by … (searches through his papers) … Christ, I can’t find it. To hell with it.”

“Remember fans, Tuesday night is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.”

(Vaughn throws a pitch to the backstop) “Juuust a bit outside, tried the corner and missed. (Vaughn throws another wild pitch) Ball four. (Vaughn throws another wild pitch) Ball eight. (Vaughn throws another wild pitch) Low and he walks the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close?”

“Haywood swings and hits one towards South America. Hayes is gonna need a rocket up his ass to catch this one…”

Harry Doyle is announcing, folks.

Best sports movies quotes

TheLoveOfSports.com ranks the top 15 best movie quotes.

13. Major League (1989) – (13a) – Willie: “Willie Mays Hayes here. I hit like Mayes, and I run like Hayes.” – Coach: “You may run like Hayes, but you hit like shit.” – (13b) – “Juuuuust a bit outside.” – (13c) – “Up your butt, Jobu.”

6. Bull Durham (1988) – (6a) “I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.” – (6b) – “Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some groundballs. It’s more democratic.”

1. Caddyshack (1980) – (1a) – “I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, OK? All right.” – (1b) – “You’ll get nothing and like it.” – (1c) – “This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ahhh, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I’ve got pounds of this.” – (1d) – “This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta nowhere, a former greenskeeper, now – about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mira….. It’s in the hole!”

Not that I have a problem with the lines they chose, but they went a little too mainstream in my opinion. For example, these lines in Major League were funnier to me than the ones they chose:

Harris: “You trying to tell me Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball?”

Lou Brown: “Nice catch Hayes – don’t ever fucking do it again.”

Taylor: “Who’s that guy she’s with?”
Vaughn: “You want me to drag him outta here – kick the shit out of him?”

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