Rams scout exposes himself to a female officer, goes No. 1 on building

Apparently Rams scout Luke Driscoll thought he was sent to the NFL scouting combine not to watch potential prospects, but to try out for a role in “The Hangover 2.” Dude had quite the Friday night according to FOX59.com.

The NFL combine is going on in Indianapolis without a scout for the Saint Louis Rams.

Luke Driscoll, 33, was arrested early Friday morning for urinating on a building near Union Station downtown. Metro police said he also exposed his genitals to a female officer. His speech was reportedly “very slurred” at the time.

Driscoll is charged with public nudity and public intoxication. He is an 11-year member of the Rams’ scouting department.

This story is bizarre, but it doesn’t come close to the one about former Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen, who went through a Wendy’s drive-thru naked when he was blackout wasted in 2006.

If you’re going to expose yourself in public, do it with a sense of style. Don’t just walk around pulling it out, flashing female police officers and urinating on buildings – that’s been done. Going through a Wendy’s drive-thru late at night with no idea where your clothes are? Now that’s poetry.

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Lions players new and old sure have fun with Halloween

SPORTSbyBROOKS.com has the story of Roy Williams and his hilarious choice for Halloween costume.

Everyone had a good laugh, but what about the butt of the joke: the still jobless Tatum Bell? Williams said he texted Bell asking him if it was cool, and received the go-ahead. If true, that means that Bell has managed to grown a sense of humor in the two months since he took the bags and snuck out of Ford Field like a child taking his ball and going home.

The Lions annual Halloween party seems to be more mean-spirited than most. The stars of last year were Jon Kitna and his wife, dressed up as defensive coach Joe Cullen and Wendy, from the restaurant. Cullen had been arrested for, among other things, picking up an order from the Wendy’s drive-thru window naked. Here’s that costume:

Jon Kitna

They may be winless, but it’s hard to argue with the Lions’ players sense of humor on Halloween. Williams’ mock costume of Bell is priceless!

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