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In the 22nd century, a lock of Manny Ramirez’s hair will be priceless

The Wall Street Journal has continued their coverage on the struggling world of card collecting. In a recent attempt to lure collectors, Topps and Upper Deck have begun inserting “DNA cards,” which contain strands of hair from such historical figures as Abraham Lincoln and Marilyn Monroe.

Hair CardThis year, closely held trading card giant Upper Deck Co. LLC, based in Carlsbad, Calif., launched chase cards containing the hair of people ranging from King George III to Marilyn Monroe. The company began tentatively last June, with just 10 hair cards of historical figures — from George Washington to Ronald Reagan — inserted into certain packs of baseball cards.

Upper Deck noticed hair on a list of items for sale from a collector it does business with, and thought it compelling, though it gave pause to some. “It was a little awkward initially, like, ‘Is it a little morbid?'” says Joe Fallon, director of innovation for Upper Deck. “But when we saw it, we knew we had a good idea.” Plus, it fit easily on a trading card.

The buzz that generated — Ms. Artusa posted her Lincoln card on eBay for $30,000 — prompted the company to launch a second series of hair cards a couple of months later. The company says that group of 140 includes strands from figures including John F. and Jackie Kennedy.

The industry is betting that emphasizing historical figures may lure new buyers. “Baseball is pop culture, Americana, and there’s a lot of natural synergy when you do things outside of baseball in the cards,” says Clay Luraschi, spokesman for New York-based Topps Co., another major card company.

The only sports figure included in either company’s hair collection is Babe Ruth.

Read the rest of the article to find out what other desperate attempts these companies have tried in the past (Topps has even offered bits of the Berlin Wall). I didn’t think sports card companies would ever get to the point where their primary marketing ploy didn’t involve sports. Apparently, sales for these packs have been doing very well, so I’m glad the strategy is helping the industry. But how is Babe Ruth the only sports figure in either series? Seems to me like inserting hair strands of other legendary, deceased athletes would entice their core market—sports fans. I guess having a piece of Geronimo or Jackie Kennedy’s hair would be fun, but this will only briefly draw in aficionados from all realms of collecting. While true card collectors will remain after they run out of hair, the Antiques Roadshow-types will be long gone.

Also, it’s obvious that the major card companies have given up on pursuing the young collector. “Dad, can we go the card shop? I really think I can get a piece of Andrew Jackson’s hair this time.” I remember trying to put together a complete 150-card set when I was younger. As the market bottomed out, I knew people that would buy packs just because they wanted the “insert” cards—they likely threw away the “commons.” Now people are buying packs not for the cards, but for a piece of hair which belonged to a figure that had nothing to do with sports. Where will they go from here?

“Dad, look what was attached to my Evan Longoria rookie card—it’s Eddie Van Halen’s guitar pick!”

Correcting Rick Reilly, Part 1: Rick should stop trying to be funny

Regular readers might be familiar with my ongoing series, Correcting Bill Simmons. Now that I’m forcibly exposed to Rick Reilly’s back page column in ESPN The Mag, it’s time to start a new series with Reilly as the star.

This week, he wrote a somewhat touching piece about how Jay Cutler’s dealings with Type 1 diabetes has affected children all over the country. Reilly isn’t bad at the heart-warming stuff, but when he tries to be funny, he just comes off as stiff. Take this paragraph:

Shy and mop-haired, he led the league in shrugs. He looked like he had terminal influenza. The bags under his eyes had bags. And yet he’d sleep 10 hours at night and three more after practice. He lost 35 pounds in the 2007 season alone. He couldn’t concentrate. He was starting to look like the biggest bust since Lindsay Lohan. And that’s when he found out he had diabetes. Or rather, it had him.

All right, there are two problems here. The first is the statement that Cutler was a bust when he hit the league. I don’t know if Reilly is talking about Cutler’s first or second season, but he played pretty well even prior to getting diagnosed with diabetes. In 2006, he played in five games and threw for an average of 200 yards, 1.8 TD and 1.0 INT. In 2007, he played in all 16 games and finished with 3497 yards, 20 TD and 14 INT. What about these numbers says “bust”?

When I found out that a pre-diagnosed Cutler was still able to be a decent fantasy QB despite losing 35 pounds and much of his strength, I put him at the top of my sleeper QB list heading into 2008. Needless to say, that has paid off.

Then there’s the comparison to Lindsay Lohan.

He was starting to look like the biggest bust since Lindsay Lohan.

What does this mean? Is he saying that Lohan was a bust in that she was destined for big things but has since fallen from grace? Or is he saying that she has big knockers? If it’s the former, I don’t know how relevant it is to refer to actors as “busts.” They weren’t drafted in the first round and they weren’t given big contracts before playing in the big leagues. If it’s the latter – which is far less likely considering Reilly’s typically PG-rated fare – I could think of a dozen well-endowed starlets that would make for a better joke. (There’s Pamela Anderson, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayak, Jennifer Tilly, Catherine Bell, just to name a few.)

Then there’s this attempt at humor, referencing Cutler’s regular blood tests, which require him to prick his fingers over and over…

What Cutler wants to be is a normal QB, but he never will be. From now on, he’ll have more holes than a Jessica Simpson movie.

Really? More holes than a Jessica Simpson movie? Reilly can’t find another “actress” to kick around. Simpson hasn’t been in a major motion picture in two years (2006’s “Employee of the Month”), which I haven’t seen. She was in “Dukes of Hazzard” in 2005, but I don’t really remember it being filled with plot holes. (It was just a bad, bad movie.)

Maybe Reilly should take a shot at Kate Hudson, who has been in no fewer than six horrid romantic comedies in the last five years. I’m thinking of “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days,” “Alex & Emma,” “Raising Helen,” “You, Me & Dupree,” “Fool’s Gold” and “My Best Friend’s Girl.” If you’re a big-wig Hollywood studio exec and you’re about to greenlight a bad rom-com, Kate Hudson should be on speed dial.

This is just a case of Rick Reilly trying to be Bill Simmons. He thinks that if he shoehorns some pop culture reference in as a joke that it will make his stuff seem fresh and funny. But it just makes him look tired.

He should stick to the sappy, sentimental stuff. The world only has one Bill Simmons, and that’s plenty.

Tampa Bay is no longer Melrose’s place

A coaching change that occurred over the weekend that made me scratch my head. The Tampa Bay Lightning fired Barry Melrose after only four months on the job and replaced him on an interim basis with Rick Tocchet.

Last summer, the franchise was purchased by a Hollywood movie management group last summer that gained success by producing the Saw franchise. Their main acquisition of the off-season was hiring Melrose to lead the team back into Stanley Cup contention, but the Lightning have been plagued by inconsistent and lackluster play all season.

In his press release, Lightning general manager Brian Lawton felt a coaching change was needed due to concerns about what direction the team was headed under Melrose. The team is built with an explosive offense featuring high-scoring forwards but have netted a league-worst 33 goals thus far this season and are currently floundering in 13th place of a 15-team Eastern Conference. Also, Lawton was displeased with the lack of playing time given to the league’s 2008 #1-overall draft choice Steven Stamkos, who was averaging a little over 11 minutes of ice-time under Melrose and was recently taken off the power-play unit. Still, to be judged after 16 games is a harsh reality for a new coach, as Melrose had to implement a new system and integrate 14 new players into the lineup.

Tocchet is a former NHL player with over 400 goals and a well-respected assistant coach with prior stops in Colorado and Phoenix. Lawton praised his approach to teaching hockey in a very structured and organized manner. But Tocchet does come with some baggage; he pleaded guilty to running a sports gambling ring in 2007.

Lawton wants to meet with the players to give them a direct explanation on the coaching change and discuss the future direction of the team’s management group.

Cubs re-sign Ryan Dempster for $52 mil

The Chicago Cubs re-signed starter Ryan Dempster to a four-year, $52 million contract.

Ryan DempsterThe 31-year-old right-hander was 17-6 with a 2.96 ERA for the Cubs this season.

“It was imperative that we kept him in house,” general manager Jim Hendry said. “No doubt in our minds that Ryan would have exceeded this deal on the streets in three or four weeks from now, the way the market is for starting pitching. Ryan was committed. From Day One he told us he wanted to stay. And it was a priority for us to try and get it done before we got too far down the road in the winter.”

As the Cubs’ closer from 2005-07, Dempster saved 87 games in 102 chances. After earning a spot in the rotation during spring training following rigorous workouts last offseason, he returned to the starter’s role he held with the Marlins and Reds from 1998-2003.

Dempster went 14-3 at Wrigley Field during the regular season.

Not bad money for a guy that could only win at Wrigley Field last year. It’ll be interesting to see if the Cubs can now pull off a deal for Jake Peavy.

Mercury Morris a fan of unbeaten Titans

After basically rooting against the New England Patriots last year, NFL player Mercury Morris – who was a member of the undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins – is backing the Tennessee Titans and their quest for perfection.

“If the Titans show up [in the Super Bowl with a perfect record], they would be exactly like we were. Nobody believed after the 10th game, the 12th game, the 16th game,” Morris said on ESPN’s First Take on Monday.

The 1972 Dolphins, who went 14-0 and then won three playoff games, are the last team to go undefeated. Morris rushed for 1,000 yards and 12 touchdowns that season.
The Titans improved to 10-0 Sunday with a 24-14 victory at Jacksonville. New England finished the regular season 16-0 in 2007 but lost in the Super Bowl against the New York Giants, failing to finish undefeated.

“The Patriots, you people were crowning them after the second game and the season was a formality. I kept trying to tell you,” Morris said on First Take.

What, since nobody thinks the Titans can go undefeated Morris is all about them? Yet because the Pats were a juggernaut and everyone bought into their quest for perfection, Morris wanted them to fail?

Is anybody else sick of this guy? I’m afraid that ESPN is going to keep going to Morris for his brilliant commentary every season while teams remain undefeated and that makes me feel sad inside.

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