If the title of this post sounds weird, you haven’t read anything yet.
It started with a broken serpentine belt and a driver stopping in for a repair.
The woman was told the fix would take an hour and that she should stop back then. But before she left she had a little something to share.
“By the way,” service writer James Prusi recalls the woman saying, “There’s a goat in my trunk.”
Prusi wasn’t sure he heard correctly, so he asked the woman to repeat herself.
“She said she was going to butcher the goat.”
Now the guys at Tires Plus aren’t ones to meddle in their customer’s business, but then the goat started crying.
“It sounded like a child almost in the trunk,” said Prusi.
He and the other workers decided they just had to open that trunk.
That’s when the story got even weirder.
Under the lid they found the goat’s feet tied together. He was painted purple and gold. On each of the goat’s sides was a shaved Brett Favre number four.
Unsurprisingly, the woman was from Wisconsin and was apparently traveling with an unidentified man and child. The woman could face animal cruelty charges.
I don’t know if this was intended to be a joke or the woman is just clinically insane, but one thing is for sure – people love their football in Wisconsin. (And they’re apparently not above sacrificing a goat to get out the message that they’re not happy with Brett’s decision to sign with the Vikings.)
