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Analyzing sports dreams

THE LOVE OF SPORTS dedicates one of their latest columns to helping people interpret what their sports dreams mean.

My brother told me about this nightmare he had where Al Davis was chasing him while shouting weird phrases in Latin. He wakes up before he can catch him.
-Dan, CA

Well, there’s an important distinction you failed to mention in your description. Was he chasing him on foot or on a Segway? They mean two different things. If Davis was chasing your brother on foot it could simply mean he has a minor financial matter that’s troubling him. If he was chasing him on a Segway, however, there’s much cause for concern. Is there a history of ‘antichrist’ in your family? You might want to look into it.

I once had a dream I was Tim Kurkjian’s personal masseuse. Am I weird?
-B.

Yes.

I had a dream last night where I was trapped in a hot tub with these girls from Florida State University:

FSU Girls

Now take out the words “dream” and “was trapped” and replace them with “fantasy” and “wishing I was trapped” and you’ll have a more accurate sentence.

In the 22nd century, a lock of Manny Ramirez’s hair will be priceless

The Wall Street Journal has continued their coverage on the struggling world of card collecting. In a recent attempt to lure collectors, Topps and Upper Deck have begun inserting “DNA cards,” which contain strands of hair from such historical figures as Abraham Lincoln and Marilyn Monroe.

Hair CardThis year, closely held trading card giant Upper Deck Co. LLC, based in Carlsbad, Calif., launched chase cards containing the hair of people ranging from King George III to Marilyn Monroe. The company began tentatively last June, with just 10 hair cards of historical figures — from George Washington to Ronald Reagan — inserted into certain packs of baseball cards.

Upper Deck noticed hair on a list of items for sale from a collector it does business with, and thought it compelling, though it gave pause to some. “It was a little awkward initially, like, ‘Is it a little morbid?'” says Joe Fallon, director of innovation for Upper Deck. “But when we saw it, we knew we had a good idea.” Plus, it fit easily on a trading card.

The buzz that generated — Ms. Artusa posted her Lincoln card on eBay for $30,000 — prompted the company to launch a second series of hair cards a couple of months later. The company says that group of 140 includes strands from figures including John F. and Jackie Kennedy.

The industry is betting that emphasizing historical figures may lure new buyers. “Baseball is pop culture, Americana, and there’s a lot of natural synergy when you do things outside of baseball in the cards,” says Clay Luraschi, spokesman for New York-based Topps Co., another major card company.

The only sports figure included in either company’s hair collection is Babe Ruth.

Read the rest of the article to find out what other desperate attempts these companies have tried in the past (Topps has even offered bits of the Berlin Wall). I didn’t think sports card companies would ever get to the point where their primary marketing ploy didn’t involve sports. Apparently, sales for these packs have been doing very well, so I’m glad the strategy is helping the industry. But how is Babe Ruth the only sports figure in either series? Seems to me like inserting hair strands of other legendary, deceased athletes would entice their core market—sports fans. I guess having a piece of Geronimo or Jackie Kennedy’s hair would be fun, but this will only briefly draw in aficionados from all realms of collecting. While true card collectors will remain after they run out of hair, the Antiques Roadshow-types will be long gone.

Also, it’s obvious that the major card companies have given up on pursuing the young collector. “Dad, can we go the card shop? I really think I can get a piece of Andrew Jackson’s hair this time.” I remember trying to put together a complete 150-card set when I was younger. As the market bottomed out, I knew people that would buy packs just because they wanted the “insert” cards—they likely threw away the “commons.” Now people are buying packs not for the cards, but for a piece of hair which belonged to a figure that had nothing to do with sports. Where will they go from here?

“Dad, look what was attached to my Evan Longoria rookie card—it’s Eddie Van Halen’s guitar pick!”

Cubs re-sign Ryan Dempster for $52 mil

The Chicago Cubs re-signed starter Ryan Dempster to a four-year, $52 million contract.

Ryan DempsterThe 31-year-old right-hander was 17-6 with a 2.96 ERA for the Cubs this season.

“It was imperative that we kept him in house,” general manager Jim Hendry said. “No doubt in our minds that Ryan would have exceeded this deal on the streets in three or four weeks from now, the way the market is for starting pitching. Ryan was committed. From Day One he told us he wanted to stay. And it was a priority for us to try and get it done before we got too far down the road in the winter.”

As the Cubs’ closer from 2005-07, Dempster saved 87 games in 102 chances. After earning a spot in the rotation during spring training following rigorous workouts last offseason, he returned to the starter’s role he held with the Marlins and Reds from 1998-2003.

Dempster went 14-3 at Wrigley Field during the regular season.

Not bad money for a guy that could only win at Wrigley Field last year. It’ll be interesting to see if the Cubs can now pull off a deal for Jake Peavy.

Is Dustin Pedroia the most unlikely MVP ever?

Boston Red Sox second basemen Dustin Pedroia won the AL MVP Award Tuesday and as Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy writes, he might be the most unlikely MVP winner ever.

Dustin PedroiaDustin Pedroia is the Most Valuable Player of the American League. This is simply one of the amazing sports stories of our time.

He is a miracle. He is a hardball mutant. He is the most unlikely man to win this award in the history of major league baseball.

Think about all the great Red Sox players who never won the award. Manny Ramírez was never MVP. Neither was Carlton Fisk. Nor Wade Boggs.

Fisk and Boggs are in the Hall of Fame and Manny is going to Cooperstown. None of them won an MVP.
And now the little big man has an American League MVP trophy – just like Jimmie Foxx, Ted, Jackie Jensen, Yaz, Freddie Lynn, Jim Rice, Roger Clemens, and Mo Vaughn.

Pedroia did it by hitting .326 – same as Yaz in ’67. He made himself the first second baseman to win the AL MVP since Nellie Fox of the Chicago White Sox in 1959. Guru Gammons points out that, in August, Pedroia had more extra-base hits than Ramírez.

Pedroia is no Manny Ramírez. But he’s MVP of the American League. Just Dustin being Dustin.

Pedroia is the poster child for every kid that is told he’s too small to play and that he’ll never make it. He was a nobody before last year, but hard work allowed him to rise to the top and once he got there, he never stopped working. He does all the little things right and he competes on a nightly a basis. This truly is one of the better sports stories in some time.

Baseball’s Most Controversial MVP Winners

In the wake of Cardinals’ first basemen Albert Pujols winning the NL MVP Award despite his team finishing fourth in the NL Central, RealClearSports.com has ranked baseball’s most controversial MVP winners of all-time.

Dennis Eckersley#3 Dennis Eckersley, 1992, AL MVP
Eckersley, the prototype one-inning closer, pitched 80 innings on the year. Frank Thomas, with a .978 OPS, played 1424 innings for the White Sox that season. Did Eckersley contribute more to his team in those 80 innings than Thomas did in nearly 18 times as many? Or Kirby Puckett, league leader in hits and total bases and a Gold Glove centerfielder? Or teammate Mark McGwire, who had 42 homers and 104 RBIs with an OPS of .970 and won a Gold Glove as well? Closers are valuable – just ask Mets fans – but they’re disproportionately rewarded for how little they actually work.

#1 Joe DiMaggio, 1947 AL MVP
While DiMaggio’s victory over Ted Williams in 1941 is defensible, this one is not.

How do you win the league Triple Crown without also being the MVP? Were DiMaggio’s intangible contributions so much greater than Ted’s superior performance in batting, slugging, on-base, hits, doubles, home runs, runs, and RBIs?

Williams finished one single point behind DiMaggio in the voting, and one sportswriter refused even to list Williams on his ten-man ballot (though it was not a Boston sportswriter, as Williams charged in his autobiography My Turn At Bat; the man Williams named did not vote that year). Stranger still, Williams only received three first-place votes (worth 14 points each) out of twenty-four, while DiMaggio received eight, no doubt reflecting New York’s pennant-winning season and Boston’s lackluster one. Strangest of all are the two first-place votes cast for Philadelphia Athletics shortstop Eddie Joost, a good glove man who batted .206 for the season.

Boston fans probably believe that Hank Steinbrenner was in on the 1947 AL MVP scandal considering they think he runs hell itself.

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