Category: Humor (Page 82 of 86)

      Misty May-Treanor tears Achilles…ballroom dancing?

      October 8, 2008 /

      Two-time gold medalist (and possibly the best volleyball player in the world) Misty May-Treanor underwent surgery on the Achilles tendon that she tore while practicing for “Dancing With the Stars.”

      Her rep tells PEOPLE the surgery was “successful” and that “she is currently at home recovering. Her husband, Matt [Treanor] is with her.”

      Doctors estimate it will take approximately nine months of recovery and rehabilitation before May-Treanor can return to the volleyball court.

      The doctors went on to theorize that years of “lugging around a more than ample derrier” [picture] may have caused the Achilles to compress and weaken, making it susceptible to injury.

      Okay, I made that last part up.

      Get well soon, Misty. We’ll miss you.

      Humor, Television, The Olympics

      Grandma Eagle fan moons Redskins bus

      October 7, 2008 /

      Philadelphia Eagles FansWashington Redskins players reminisced about their experience dealing with Eagles fans this past weekend and it was nothing out of the usual: Fans threw eggs at the team buses. Kids gave players the middle finger…Grandma pulled down her skivvies to moon the Redskins’ arrival.

      “You’ve got the six -year olds flipping you off, and the dad’s patting them on the back,” Rabach said.

      “They give us the bird, we wave,” Sellers said. “The universal greeting, I guess, for Philly.”

      “Grandma’s mooning you,” Jon Jansen said.

      “Oh yeah, definitely,” Rabach said.

      “I’ve had some old ladies moon us, oh yeah,” Jansen said.

      “It’s hard to tell from the backside, to tell you the truth,” Rabach said.

      “Oh, you can tell,” Jansen said. “When it’s an old lady, you can tell.”

      Only in Philly would someone’s grandmother reveal her bare ass at one of the Eagles’ opponents. You gotta love what Eagle fans bring to the table.

      Humor, NFL

      South Park meets the NFL

      October 3, 2008 /

      The World of Isaac spent some time comparing NFL players, coaches, officials and wives/girlfriends to their “South Park” counterparts. Fans of both the NFL and South Park will obviously get a kick out of this.

      KennyKenny/Brett Favre
      Every time you think these guys are dead, every time you think you’ve seen them for the last time, every time you think its their last hoorah, they keep showing back up.

      Towelie/Ricky Williams
      Towelie can’t last an episode without some weed and apparently Ricky Williams can’t even go a bye week without it.

      Cartman/Shaun Rogers
      Fat…check
      Lazy…check
      Huge Head…check

      Timmy/Terrell Owens
      One has special needs. The other one is just “special”. You tell me which ones which.

      Kyle/Joey Harrington
      Positive even when he doesn’t need to be but eventually his personality wears out on you.

      Their comparison to Harrington and Kyle is dead on. Hear or read any Joey Harrington quote after a game and you’ll know exactly what The World of Isaac is talking about.

      General Sports, Humor, NFL, Television

      Ranking athlete’s hot wives and girlfriends

      October 2, 2008 /

      Need something to do besides those TPS reports that are due Friday by Noon? SPORTSNET.ca has compiled a photo gallery of all the hot wives/girlfriends of professional athletes and asks you to rank them 1-14.

      Here are some of the candidates for your ranking pleasure:

      Carmella DecesareJessica Simpson (Girlfriend of Tony Romo)
      Brandi Garnett (Wife of Kevin Garnett)
      Gisele Bundchen (Girlfriend of Tom Brady)
      Elisa Cuthbert (Girlfriend of Dion Phaneuf)
      Brooklyn Decker (Fiancée of Andy Roddick)
      Hillary Duff (Girlfriend of Mike Comrie)
      Carmella Decesare (Wife of Jeff Garcia)
      Rachel Hunter (Fiancée of Jarret Stoll)
      Ashley Judd (Wife of Dario Franchitti)
      Kim Kardashian (Girlfriend of Reggie Bush)
      Adrianna Lima (Girlfriend of Mario Jaric)
      Eva Longoria (Wife of Tony Parker)

      I went to vote but then I got lost in Carmella Decesare’s brea…personality.

      Golf, Humor, MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, Television, Tennis

      A random thought about Misty May-Treanor’s tattoo…

      September 26, 2008 /

      This occurred to me during the Bejing Olympic Games, but I was reminded of it with all the hoopla surrounding the “Dancing With The Stars” premiere.

      Misty May-Treanor has a tattoo on her lower back. It’s a picture of the Roman numeral five, a tribute to Jason Kidd, May-Treanor’s favorite basketball player. Kidd wears the #5 on his jersey. May also wore the number in college.

      So imagine you’re Misty’s husband, baseball player Matt Treanor, and you’re spending some “quality time” with your wife and you look down and see that tattoo. What happens when a picture of Jason Kidd’s mug pops into your head?

      Photo courtesy of Flickr.

      Humor, Television, The Olympics

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