Category: General Sports (Page 111 of 112)

I give up

I tried to watch the MNF game last night – I really did. But the third quarter was arduous. The teams were partly to blame. During the quarter, there were six penalties and eight punts. Eight punts?

Compounding the problem were all the commercial breaks. Over the first nine minutes of the quarter, there were five commercial breaks. Considering each commercial break is 2-3 minutes, that’s 10-15 minutes of commercials for nine minutes of actual game time. The quarter started at 11:06 ET and ended at 11:59, for a total of 53 minutes. The game is only supposed to last until midnight and at that point, there was still a quarter to play!

We, as a nation, are assaulted by advertising and marketing campaigns every day, and it’s only getting worse. A couple of years ago, the NFL made a rule change – the clock will continue to run for most of the game even when a player steps out of bounds. But the games are still lasting 3+ hours. So all this rule change provides is an opportunity to show more commercials. Isn’t the NFL making enough money?

Last night was an example of how the game is being ruined. It was already a poorly played game, but the fact that we had to take five commercial breaks in nine minutes made it that much more difficult to watch.

I wonder when we, as a nation, will get fed up with this deluge of marketing and advertising and how exactly we’ll revolt.

Sex in the bathroom, punch in the face

Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders spent the night in jail after getting into an altercation with another patron of Banana Joe’s nightclub in Tampa, Florida.

Clipped from a more descriptive article without photos:

Club patron Melissa Holden said she and other women became angry while waiting for the restroom. Holden said she could see the two women in the stall and heard moaning. After about 15 minutes, she said, the two women emerged. Another patron complained and then “the blonde hit me in the face,” Holden said. Holden said she grabbed that woman’s arms, held them behind her back and called for security.

“I have a big black eye now and I have to go to work on Tuesday,” said Holden, a nurse.

The moral of the story? If you are on the road and have a hotel, just go there to have lesbian sex with your cheerleader friends. Don’t hog a stall at Banana Joe’s.

Bad Ass Mofos

Michael Jordan and Jack Tatum were Bad Ass Mofos, guys with big mouths who backed it up. Guys you hated when they were playing your team, but you would’ve killed to have on your team. Bullz-Eye.com is running their list of sports history’s Top 10 Bad Ass Mofos. Who’s #1? Where does Lawrence Taylor fall on the list? What about Mike Tyson?

Check out the feature and then post your thoughts, gripes and suggestions here.

Important Lance Armstrong update!

Lance Armstrong made an emergency trip to a Colorado-area hospital recently.

Oh wait, it was Colorado State University’s veterinary hospital, and the patient was Armstrong’s nine-month-old puppy, Rex, who needed open-heart surgery to replace a defective valve.

Whew…glad that crisis is over.

Is this really what it’s come to? Do we really need to see stories on ESPN about athletes’ pets? Better yet, does Lance Armstrong really need to have a story like this show up on newswires across the country? What a joke. Why does this have to be reported? Who gives a crap? Are we really so star-struck that we need to be fed stories about celebrity pets?

This may seem like a petty, pointless rant, but I’m so fed up with the outrageous attention devoted to celebrities these days. Lance proposes to Sheryl Crow and it’s all over the news. Lance goes on a bike ride and everyone’s writing about a possible return at next year’s Tour. And now, Lance takes his dog to the vet and some hack from the AP writes about it. Even worse, ESPN picks up the damn story.

Oh, and I know you’re worried about Rex’s condition. I was too. But the surgery was a success, and thank God ESPN and the AP were there to give us the story.

It’s not TV, it’s HDTV

Thoroughly frustrated with ABC’s decision not to broadcast the Texas / Ohio St. game in HDTV (contradicting information on their own website), I searched the web the other day and stumbled upon a great resource for sports fans with HDTV – the HD Sports Guide. If you’re wondering what sporting events are going to be broadcast in HDTV on any given day, you can find out there. For instance, it appears that both the FSU / BC game (on ESPN) and the Florida / Tennessee game (on CBS) will be broadcast in beautiful HDTV this Saturday.

If you’re not watching sports in HD, you’re missing out. Check out this article that I wrote for the folks at Bullz-eye.com a while ago.

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