Category: General Sports (Page 112 of 112)

Please watch the game, guys.

Towards the end of the Patriots/Raiders game Thursday night, Oakland QB Kerry Collins threw his third TD pass to cut the New England lead to ten. Correctly going for a two-point conversion on the ensuing play, Collins threw the ball up to his new WR Randy Moss in the endzone. The Patriot DB had great position on the play and as he leapt for the ball, Moss clearly grabbed his jersey and pulled him to the ground. A yellow flag came in and anyone watching the game knew that Moss had been whistled for offensive pass interference…except the two guys calling the game. Al Michaels and John Madden, two of the best and most competent announcers in business, completely missed the play. Madden, who must have had his attention trained elsewhere, simply stated, “They’ll give them the ball on the 1-yard line.” Michaels simply agreed and when the duo realized that the officials had called Moss for offensive pass interference, they responded with veritable shock and awe. After seeing a pair of slow motion instant replays – the proof even more obvious – they still weren’t convinced. It wasn’t until the fifth or sixth shot that Michaels finally acknowledged that Moss had interfered.

Personally, I found it astounding that the pair missed the play. But at least they admitted their mistake when it was all said and done. The incident reminded me of several that my least favorite announcer of all time – Billy Packer – has had during his career. Packer, a former college hoopster himself, certainly has the knowledge to be a capable basketball announcer, but he lets his own ego get in his way. He delivers his points with such certainty that when events of the game transpire to prove him wrong, he still doesn’t admit defeat. The most recent Packer moment occurred during last spring’s men’s NCAA tournament. A defender blocked a shot and fans in the arena were screaming for a goaltending call. Packer dismissed their screams saying that the ball was “clearly on the way up.” Moments later, several replays showed that the ball was clearly on the way down. Packer’s usual whipping boy, Jim Nantz, questioned Packer’s position, but Billy just ignored the replays, apparently not wanting to admit he was wrong. It’s gotten to the point that I can barely listen to a game that he’s calling. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that, unlike Nantz, I played college ball myself, and I don’t fall for Packer’s BS. But this begs the question – who are your least favorite announcers and why?

But, I don’t want to cuddle…

Well kids, domestic abuse isn’t just for professional athletes anymore. There is an exciting home game that only requires a spouse and a claw hammer as Christopher Offord of Panama City, FL found out. Reportedly, Offord and his wife engaged in some sexual activity, and afterward wife Dana Noser wanted to cuddle. Offord wanted to watch sports on television. So, he struck her approximately 70 times with a claw hammer. Problem solved. He was sentenced Wednesday for the 2004 slaying.

I think the majority of us have said or done some stupid things to spouses, girlfriends, etc. to allow us to watch sports. I know I have. I am passionate about sports, but never has the idea of striking someone with a claw hammer crossed my mind. To be fair, never have I seriously considered striking someone not directly involved in the sporting event with a sharp object. I, like most, have wished bodily harm upon a player before, or at least a nasty bout of incontinence. I haven’t even wished a player death before, much less executed upon someone in the immediate vicinity.

And if you think about it, this probably occurred in the late evening hours when only timber sports and re-runs of the World Series of Poker were on. I think only now do we have an idea of how truly sick this individual is.

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