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Favre hides dead animal in teammates locker as prank

SPORTSbyBROOKS.com (via The New York Times) posted the story of Brett Favre dumping a dead animal inside of teammate Eric Barton’s locker.

Brett FavreThe NEW YORK TIMES is reporting that newly-minted Jet Brett Favre made a special delivery inside of linebacker Eric Barton’s locker a few weeks ago. The item: An unknown dead animal that was encased in a bag “full of blood and guts”. Oh, Brett Favre. You’re incorrigible!

More from the NY TIMES:

Barton could not remember whether it happened last week or the week before. Nor did he know exactly what kind of dead animal Favre shot (presumably), bagged and dumped inside Barton’s locker.

Some teammates believe it was a wild turkey, but regardless, they all gathered around Barton’s locker and engaged in fits of laughter. The dead animal was inside a bag that was filled with blood and guts.
“It definitely had the wow factor,” said left guard Alan Faneca, whose locker is next to Barton’s. “I’ve never had a dead animal brought into the locker room, so yeah, it’s up there.”

Faneca presumably said this through gritted teeth, his eyes pleading with reporters to get him out of this madhouse, where grown men think it’s perfectly normal to hide dead animals inside others’ lockers, a place where madness reigns and no one is safe.

In any case, move over Ashton! There’s a new King of the Prank! And he’s clearly insane!

When reached for comment Brett said, “This wasn’t a prank – I was giving Barton an early Christmas gift. The guys in Green Bay would have known that…nobody gets me out here in New York.”

(Okay, so Brett really didn’t say that, but I’m sure that’s what he would have said if he were reached for comment.)

LSU lineman: ‘We’re going to try and take Tim Tebow out’

Not that the LSU-Florida rivalry needed any more wrath, but it got it Tuesday when LSU defensive lineman Ricky Jean-Francois said on Tuesday that if he and his teammates get the opportunity, they’re going to take out Gators’ QB Tim Tebow.

Ricky Jean-Francois“If we get a good shot on (Tebow), we’re going to try our best to take him out of the game,” Jean-Francois told the Orlando Sentinel. If LSU can get in such a hit, Jean-Francois added, the effect will be like “a car wreck without a seat belt.”

Jean-Francois did extend props to the Gator quarterback, saying, “With his size and his heart, it’s hard to get a clean shot.” But Jean-Francois, who has been hailed as Glenn Dorsey’s worthy successor at LSU, made it clear there will be no regrets if Tebow gets sidelined.

Said Jean-Francois: “If he does get hurt, there’s a trained medical staff at Florida, so you can go to the training room on Sunday.”

In fairness to Jean-Francois, he’s not saying that LSU is going to take cheap shots at Tebow, but still, letting it be known that you’re out to physical hurt an opponent isn’t very intelligent. Florida is coming off an embarrassing loss to Ole’ Miss two weeks ago and didn’t play that well at Arkansas last Saturday – why give them any extra motivation to re-focus? Why hand them bulletin board material days before the game?

Grandma Eagle fan moons Redskins bus

Philadelphia Eagles FansWashington Redskins players reminisced about their experience dealing with Eagles fans this past weekend and it was nothing out of the usual: Fans threw eggs at the team buses. Kids gave players the middle finger…Grandma pulled down her skivvies to moon the Redskins’ arrival.

“You’ve got the six -year olds flipping you off, and the dad’s patting them on the back,” Rabach said.

“They give us the bird, we wave,” Sellers said. “The universal greeting, I guess, for Philly.”

“Grandma’s mooning you,” Jon Jansen said.

“Oh yeah, definitely,” Rabach said.

“I’ve had some old ladies moon us, oh yeah,” Jansen said.

“It’s hard to tell from the backside, to tell you the truth,” Rabach said.

“Oh, you can tell,” Jansen said. “When it’s an old lady, you can tell.”

Only in Philly would someone’s grandmother reveal her bare ass at one of the Eagles’ opponents. You gotta love what Eagle fans bring to the table.

Breaking News: Curt Schilling’s blog is in danger

Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling is pondering a comeback in 2009.

Curt SchillingThe Boston Red Sox right-hander, who underwent season-ending shoulder surgery on June 23, said in an interview with Sporting News that he might try to pitch in 2009 under the right circumstances.
“I won’t come back for a full season, that much I know. If I do decide to come back I would work to the point I was ready and somewhere around May 1 let the teams know I wanted to pitch the second half,” he said.

“I’d obviously need to spend June in the minor leagues building it all back up and then hopefully come back and help a team in contention win a World Series. All of this is predicated with the fact that I am completely healthy and able to pitch like I did prior to breaking my shoulder early in 2007.”

But if Curt came back to the mound, who would man his oh-so-insightful and always well-thought out blog “38 Pitches” while he was gone? I’m concerned…

Plaxico’s just being Plaxico

Move over Manny Ramirez – Plaxico Burress is taking over your philosophy. Gary Myers of The Daily News writes that in the wake of Burress returning to the team following a team-based one-game suspension that Plaxico is just being Plaxico.

Plaxico BurressHe plays hurt, he plays great. He’s not getting arrested and he’s not testing positive for drugs. Not a bad investment, right? He’s just in his own little Plaxico world on issues like showing up on time and then acting indignant having to explain what he did to get himself suspended.

Plaxico’s Sept.22 predicament? He had to take his young son, who is not quite 2, to school that day. It sounds better than the dog ate his playbook, but not quite something that normally falls into the category of being the emergency he said it was. He indicated there were other circumtances involved, but would not elaborate.

He said “there is nothing to tell” about domestic disturbance calls from his house in June and August.
For anybody who has been faced with the dilemma of getting a child to school when you are the only option, it can be a challenging situation when you also have a job that requires your presence. But there are usually solutions: You drop them off and go to work, assuming they are going to school in the same time zone in which you live. Or in a household where transportation for a child is an issue, you hire a babysitter, which for those in Burress’ tax bracket, doesn’t put a strain on the checkbook. Or you ask a friend for a favor. At the very least, you call the boss and say the car pool broke down.
Not when Plax is being Plax.

“It’s not like I purposely missed out or that was my intention,” Burress said Monday. “It just seemed to happen that way and I didn’t feel any reason to explain to them what happened or why I missed because I don’t feel it is really anybody’s business. It is like I told them, if I had a decision to make as far as my family and my son and things like that, I wouldn’t change anything about it.”

Myers goes on to make a good point that while family comes before football, Burress could have gotten a babysitter or someone else to take his child to school that day. Of course, nobody knows Burress’s personal situation, so maybe he didn’t feel comfortable leaving his child in the hands of someone else.

But that isn’t Myers’ point anyway. His point is that Burress continues to do what he wants to do and sticks it in the Coughlin and the Giants’ faces. And what a shame too, because he’s a fantastic player on a fantastic team that could potentially win another Super Bowl this year.

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