Giants’ closer Brian Wilson appeared on Thursday’s “Lopez Tonight,” which was good because that show could use a few laughs.
As usual, Wilson was nuttier than squirrel sh*t. Dressed as a sea captain (which was apparently his idea), he talked about his recent trip to Thailand and what it’s like when he doesn’t get to close a game (also known as being “dry humped” according to Wilson).
Considering he’s a walking sketch, it would be criminal if Wilson never gets to host SNL. He’s launching his own website next week (BrianWilson38.com) and has a digital short film for Major League Baseball 2k11 by 2K Sports coming out as well.
“Just living another day, my man.”
He is the real life Kenny Powers.
