Curt Schilling recently said that he wants to return to baseball next year and pitch for half a season. But as SI.com highlights, maybe he should stay retired.

Curt Schilling , the bloody-socked hero of the team’s angst-ending 2004 championship, threw out the ceremonial pitch – his only appearance on the Fenway mound this season. He bounced it about 8 feet in front of the plate.

At least Curt’s throw was roughly 10 feet longer than this guys’ toss: