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Father-son bonding: Dad accidentally gives 7-year old son alcohol at Tiger game

Sure it’s tough when your favorite team jumps out to an 11-15 start when they were considered heavy World Series contenders. But it’s no excuse to give your 7-year old son a Mike’s Hard Lemonade in efforts to numb the pain.

47 year old Tigers fan, Christopher Ratte lost custody of his son for a week because his 7 year old son was caught drinking a bottle of Mikes Hard Lemonade in the stands. Ratte’s son was thirsty towards the end of a game and asked for a bottle of lemonade and Ratte obliged but he unknowingly purchased his son a bottle of “hard lemonade”, not knowing that it contained any alcohol.

“I’d never drunk it, never purchased it, never heard of it,” Ratte of Ann Arbor told [the reporter] sheepishly last week. “And it’s certainly not what I expected when I ordered a lemonade for my 7-year-old.”

A security guard saw the boy drinking it, took the bottle away from the kid, scolded the parent, called the police over and took Ratte in for questioning for an hour while his son was taken to a hospital for observation. The child was then kept from Ratte and his wife for two days in foster care, then once released, it was another week before Ratte could go back to his house and be around his son.

This seemed like an honest mistake, but what’s truly appalling is that the father attempted to get the kid sauced at a Tiger game. At least do it at a Lions game – where people really need to be sauced to enjoy the action.

SI.com 2009 NFL Mock Draft

The college football season isn’t even close to kicking off, but hey, it’s never too early to put together a NFL mock draft right? SI.com put together its mock for the 2009 NFL Draft.

1. Chiefs (via trade with Falcons) — Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia * — A quarterback has gone No. 1 overall six out of the past eight years, and Stafford looks like the most likely candidate to develop into that kind of elite QB. His numbers were mediocre last year, but he had no line or receivers. The Falcons will have the worst record, but be able to field trade offers because they don’t need a QB.

2. Raiders — Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech * — Plays in a big numbers system, but his size and speed still make him an elite receiver. And he will fit into the “Al Davis kind of player” category.

3. Lions — Chris Wells, RB, Ohio State * — Wells said he wants to stay four years at Ohio State, but an elite running back trying to save wear and tear on his body would be foolish not to go pro as soon as possible.

4. Falcons (via trade with Chiefs) — Andre Smith, OT, Alabama * — Smith doesn’t get the publicity of Ole Miss offensive tackle Michael Oher, but we’ll take a shot on a player many considered the top prospect in his high school class.

5. Rams — James Laurinaitis, LB, Ohio State — Could have been a top-15 pick this year. Goes higher than usual for an inside linebacker because of athleticism.

A year from now at least two of these five prospects probably won’t go higher than the fifth round. Happens every year.

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Report: Clemens played naked Twister with country singer

According to several national reports, former Cy Young winner Roger Clemens did the horizontal polka with country music singer Mindy McCready.

Embattled Major League Baseball star Roger Clemens began a 10-year affair with country music singer Mindy McCready when she was just 15 years old, the New York Daily News reported Monday.

Clemens began the affair when he was 28, a married father of two and pitching for the Boston Red Sox while McCready, now 32, was a karaoke bar performer dreaming of a singing career, the News reported.

Such an affair would undermine the defamation lawsuit Clemens filed on January 6 against former trainer Brian McNamee, who claimed he injected Clemens with steroids and human growth hormone several times between 1998 and 2001.

When reached for comment Clemens stated, “Mindy McCready is a very honest person. That said, she misremembered what happened between us. She misremembered the sh*t out of the situation.”

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LeBron/DeShawn, Josh Howard, MIP and more

It’s kind of sad that the most compelling thing about the Cavs/Wizards series is all the drama surrounding the ongoing feud between LeBron James and DeShawn Stevenson, though I have to admit I love hearing clueless announcers describe the insult in LeBron’s comparison of DeShawn to Soulja Boy. Then Soulja Boy shows up and meets Stevenson before the Wizards go on to blow the Cavs out in Game 3. Apparently, LeBron bought a private room in a club that night and played a new Jay-Z song in which he disses Stevenson. Caron Butler and his squeeze were in the club and when they heard the song, they left. On and on it goes. Oh yeah, the Cavs are up 3-1 heading back to Cleveland.

Hedo Turkoglu won the Most Improved Player award, making me three for three in my year-end award predictions. The award was well deserved as Turk’s Efficiency Per Game jumped 56% and he played a large role in the Magic’s emergence this season. Turkoglu won the award going away, with Rudy Gay and LaMarcus Aldridge coming in second and third. Former lottery picks simply have a tough time winning this award because the press expects them to make a leap early in their career. Voters are more likely to give it to someone that comes out of nowhere (and no one saw Turkoglu’s season coming).

The Suns dodged a bullet in Game 4 by jumping all over the Spurs. No NBA team has ever come back from being down 3-0, but the Suns have a shot. (Granted, it’s a long shot.) If they can find a way to win Game 5 in San Antonio, they’ll get the opportunity to tie the series at home. I’m mildly optimistic because it seems like they made some adjustments guarding the Spurs’ pick and roll, and Boris Diaw has taken on the challenge of guarding Tony Parker. Given all that has happened thus far, the Suns have to be thinking that the series is a lucky Tim Duncan three away from being tied up, 2-2. They know they can play with the Spurs and they just need to take it one game at a time.

I’m really starting to enjoy watching the Jazz. I played for Bo Ryan on one of his national championship teams at UW-Platteville, and Jerry Sloan has the Jazz playing like we did. Take care of the ball, cut and pick hard, get good shots and play defense. They always make the extra pass, rarely take a bad shot, and it translates to wins. Ryan’s teams overcome a lack of athleticism by outwitting their opponents, and the Jazz are doing the same thing. I don’t know how Jerry Sloan hasn’t yet won Coach of the Year, but if we’re willing to give the MVP to Kobe as a career achievement award, we might as well reward Sloan as well.

I’m a Josh Howard fan and a proponent of the legalization of marijuana, but I have to wonder about the timing of his comments. Apparently, Howard has a history of partaking, so when a writer brought it up as a possible reason for Howard’s less-than-stellar performance in the playoffs, he took issue and said that he only smokes Mary Jane during the offseason. This, of course, flies in the face of the NBA’s substance abuse policy and the interview has become a giant distraction for the already distracted Mavs. I like Josh and I like Dirk, but I have to say I enjoy watching Mark Cuban and his league leading $105 M payroll get knocked out in the first round. Cuban made his fortune during the internet boom, which means he basically sold an idea for lots and lots of money. I’m not blaming him for being in the right place at the right time, but that’s all it was, right? Now he owns the Mavericks and that makes him an expert on putting a team together… Only he just traded away his second-best young player for a washed-up point guard and it looks like his Mavs are going to make their second consecutive first-round exit. Ouch.

Photos courtesy of the Orlando Sentinel. and Flickr.

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