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Comparing TV Networks and NFL Players

NE PATRIOTS DRAFT compared NFL players to TV Networks.

The Networks
ABC – Peyton Manning
The most commercial of all networks for the most commercial player ever.

NBC – Eli Manning
Hit-or-miss QB for a hit-or-miss network.

CBS – Tom Brady
Both are tops in their business.

FOX – Tony Romo
Reality TV lifestyle fits in well here.

Basic Tier
ESPN – Brett Favre
Did you know that Brett Favre’s career is in flux right now?

HGTV – Jason Taylor
Seems like a guy that can decorate. Just saying.

CNBC – Joey Porter
Like Jim Cramer on CNBC, Joey loves to hear himself talk and generally leaves things worse than when he showed up.

E! – Reggie Bush
There wasn’t a channel about running around for six seconds and three yards.

Spike TV – Jared Allen
Seems like the mostly like guy to go fishing with and have a few beers, err, mountain dews with.

Fox News – LaDanian Tomlinson
They both love themselves and pass judgment on others.

Speed Channel – Ben Roethlisberger
Let someone else drive Big Benjamin.

Food Network – Ted Washington
Listed at 365ish. Ha. Ted laughs at scales that only go up to 365.

The Premium Channels
HBO – Rex Grossman
80% of the time bad(INT’s, fumbles, random old movies), and 20% sublime(SB Run, TD’s Arrested Development, Sopranos, The Wire), Rex and HBO know how to tease.

Showtime – Chris Henry
Cinemax – Adam Jones
Guns. Sex. Weeds.

I’ve got one more:

Animal Planet – Michael Vick.
Wrong? Yes. Out of line? Yes. Inappropriate? Yes. Funny? Debatable.

Phillies interested in Cain, Blanton and Fuentes, not Burnett

The Phillies are reportedly interested in Giants’ starter Matt Cain, A’s starter Joe Blanton and Rockies’ closer Brian Fuentes. But despite persisting rumors, the club is not interested in Blue Jays’ starter A.J. Burnett.

The Phils aren’t going to get Cain. Along with Tim Lincecum, the Giants view Cain as a potential ace and while teams continue to call, San Fran has been reluctant to talk trade. Even though they’re desperately in need of young position talent, the Giants want to keep the top of their starting rotation – Lincecum, Cain, Jonathan Sanchez – in tact.

Blanton, on the other hand, makes sense. Oakland GM Billy Beane is always looking for a deal and Blanton (5-12, 4.96 ERA) continues to disappoint. Philadelphia has plenty of Double A talent that they could part with and likely wouldn’t have to give up too much to acquire Blanton’s services.

Fuentes would appear to be another easy catch, although he’s stated that he wants to remain a closer – a role that he wouldn’t get in Philly with Brad Lidge on board. The Rockies want to deal him and it only seems like a matter of time before they do.

Red Sox owner upset with Manny Ramirez

Boston Red Sox owner John Henry is a little peeved about comments made by outfielder Manny Ramirez during All-Star Game weekend. Ramirez is upset that Red Sox management has been unclear about his future with the team.

“I want no more [expletive] where they tell you one thing and behind your back they do another thing,” Ramirez told the newspaper in regards to his future contract status. “I think I’ve earned that respect, for a team to sit down with me and tell me this is what we want, this is what we want to do.”

The Red Sox have one-year options on the slugger for 2009 and 2010 at $20 million each. If they don’t pick up the option for 2009, he will become a free agent.

“I find remarks that we have been anything other than completely straightforward to be personally offensive,” Henry said. “Manny has been a crucial part of two world championships. I do not believe we would have won either without him. He has never played a more important role than he has thus far this year.”

But Ramirez also said this week that he wants to stay with the Red Sox.

“To be honest with you, I don’t know, I want to stay in Boston, but I want to sit down after the season with ownership and see what my future is going to be in Boston,” he told the Herald. “Let’s see, but the ball is in my court. If they don’t pick it up, I’m a free agent and I’ll go play somewhere else. We’ll see.

“It’s not to protect myself. I just want to know what my future is going to be,” he added. “I just want them to tell me, ‘We’re going to take it year by year,’ or, ‘We’re going to do this.’ That’s fine. Just so I know what’s going on with my situation.”

Even as nutty as Manny is at times, I tend to side with the player when I hear comments about team management not being straightforward about an athlete’s future. Teams have a tendency to wait until the absolute last moment to make a commitment to a player, which is understandable given the amount of money that is usually on the table. But a player has the right to know where he’s going to play in the future and if Red Sox management is being wishy-washy with their commitment, Ramirez has the right to be upset.

Of course once again, this is Manny Ramirez we’re talking about. Conventional wisdom usually flies right out the window.

Did Favre have deal with Vikings?

According to several online sources including FOX Sports.com and the Associated Press, the Green Bay Packers have filed tampering charges against their divisional rival Minnesota Vikings, alleging the team made contact in efforts to try and sign Brett Favre.

The sources believe that the Vikings and Favre might have already had a deal in place when he asked the Packers for his release early last week.

“They feel like Favre had something (in place), and that’s why he was so anxious to get his release all of a sudden,” the person said.

The person said the league already has reviewed evidence provided by the Packers, and team officials believe a league examination of telephone records would indicate more than “normal contact” between Favre and Vikings offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell, a former Green Bay assistant. According to the person, Packers officials also believe the contact began before Favre and his agent, Bus Cook, formally asked the Packers to release him.

NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said the league had no comment on the report. Cook did not return a telephone message left by The Associated Press earlier Wednesday.

Talk about adding another log to the fire. Of course this is all still speculation at this point, but lets continue speculating. Could you imagine the outrage in Green Bay if Favre was talking to the Vikings? He’s a legend in Green Bay – why would he want to tarnish his namesake just to get back on the field? Strike a deal with Carolina, Tampa or Washington if you’re going to do something like that. Not Minnesota.

When a promotional campaign goes wrong

You know when the bomb squad has to be called to a television station that a promotional campaign didn’t go over very well.

The San Antonio Spurs’ coyote played a small role in a promotional campaign that went terrible wrong. Here’s the bizarre story:

How stupid. How did the promotion coordinators think the employees at the television station would act? Oh hey, there’s a cake with what appears to be wires coming out of it – anyone got a knife?

That damn Spurs’ Coyote is always up to no good.

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