Page 2275 of 2957

Michigan championship drought affecting online retailers as well

When a college football program hasn’t won (or co-won) a national championship in over 10 years, everybody starts feeling the effects – including online apparel shops.

Case in point: the University of Michigan and the “M-Den,” the programs official online, on campus and catalog retailer. If you take a peak at their “Championship Merchandise” section, you’ll get a message that reads:

Sorry, No Products To Show For This Department

Is it just me or could someone have come up with a less embarrassing description than that? Better yet, have a freaking $12.99 T-shirt available for purchase from the 1997 season. Or how about a hat or a damn button or something? Here’s an idea – TAKE THE PAGE DOWN UNTIL YOU HAVE SOMETHING AVAILABLE.

Besides the fact that they’ve beaten the Wolverines seven out of the last eight years, Buckeye fans just got one more reason to laugh at their most hated rivals.

USC players figure out way to get out of Ohio State game: Jock Itch

SPORTSbyBROOKS has the lowdown on what’s going on in Southern California these days. Apparently the Trojans have been suffering from a rash of jock itch.

Because if you’re in SoCal and playing college football right now, the “boys” probably aren’t feeling too swell. The LOS ANGELES TIMES, itching for real news stories, reports that over a quarter of the team are walking around campus like they just got done riding a seven-foot-wide horse for a few hours:

As much as 25% of the team has been affected by the apparent run of tinea cruris, kicker David Buehler estimated. The condition seems to have spread by way of new compression shorts, or tights, worn under their football pants.

Tailback Joe McKnight and receiver Travon Patterson were sufficiently afflicted to spend Wednesday’s practice on the sideline.

“It burns,” Patterson said.

First I tried to make a Simpsons joke, then I was going to make a BOC joke, but instead I think I’ll just laugh. And wonder how the hell such a privately possessed problem is spreading like wildfire across the entire team.

Pete Carroll claims that itch nation was caused by new equipment, but clearly USC is boning (there’s a joke somewhere in there) up on their excuses as to why they might lose to No. 3 Ohio State on September 13.

Could you imagine Carroll after the Buckeye game, explaining to Erin Andrews why Beanie Wells ran for a buck-20 and two touchdowns on his vaunted defense? “Listen Erin, as you know, we had that rash of jock itch in preseason practice and clearly my boys were still affected by it tonight. Wells isn’t a Heisman candidate – he just took advantage of my defense having their hands down their pants all night.”

Patriots’ secondary looks less than super on paper

In the weeks leading up to the kickoff the 2008 NFL Season, I’ll take a look at position groups that could potentially lift teams to new heights, or bury them and their postseason hopes. Thursday I take a look at the New England Patriots and their potential issues in the secondary.

It would be naïve to think that the New England Patriots won’t contend for another AFC East crown, the postseason or a Super Bowl appearance. They’re still the franchise all other teams gun for and certainly should be the favorites to win Super Bowl XLII.

But has anyone taken a look at the Pats’ secondary this year?

When cornerback Asante Samuel signed a multi-million dollar deal with the Eagles in the offseason, there was virtually no panic in New England. And why should there have been? Bill Belichick’s defensive scheme allows any player – first rounder or street free agent – to be plugged into the starting lineup and succeed. The system is set up to win as a team, instead of relying on a couple of individual players to dominate. And as the results have shown over the years, the system works.

But the Patriots haven’t had a good start to 2008. Not only is the former Pro Bowler Samuel in Philly, but projected starters Rodney Harrison and James Sanders have also missed significant camp time this summer. The team recently signed former Buc and Bronco veteran John Lynch to help fix the leak at safety. Granted Lynch is a tremendous leader who brings loads of experience to the field, but due to his limitations in coverage he puts a lot of pressure on either Sanders or second year player Brandon Merriweather to cover more ground from the free safety position.

The news isn’t entirely bleak for the Pats’ secondary. Several publications have noted how comfortable Merriweather looks in his second year and corner Ellis Hobbs is vastly underrated (although he was abused by Plaxico Burress in the Super Bowl and is also coming off two early-offseason surgeries). But who will play opposite Hobbs? Veteran Jason Webster is on his last legs and Fernando Bryant is arguably best suited to play nickel at this point in his career. Maybe they’ll find a gem in rookies Terrence Wheatley and Jonathan Wilhite, but regardless, there’s a ton of uncertainty in the Pats secondary at this point in preseason.

Tom Brady is back. Randy Moss is back. Bill Belichick is back. Make no mistake – the Patriots are once again the team to beat in the NFL. But just like Brady and the offensive line were exposed by the Giants in last January’s Super Bowl, watch for opposing teams to try and attack New England’s secondary in 2008. And if injuries continue to mount in the defensive backfield, we could be looking at a very vulnerable Patriots’ defense this season.

Best and worst college football coaches for the buck

FORBES.com put together a collection of the best and worst college football coaches for the money.

Jim Tressel
No. 1 Most Underpaid
Ohio State University, Buckeyes
Conference: Big Ten
Score: 122
Record since 2005: 33-5 (1-2 in BCS bowl games)
His teams have finished ranked in the top five in five of the past six years, while his $2.6 million salary was lower than eight of his peers last season.

Pete Carroll
No. 4 Most Underpaid
University of Southern California, Trojans
Conference: Pac-10
Score: 114
Record since 2005: 34-5 (2-1 in BCS bowl games)
Carroll has led the Trojans to unmatched success this decade, including two national championships, yet he is 14% underpaid despite being college football’s highest earning coach at $4.4 million.

Kirk Ferentz
No. 1 Most Overpaid
University of Iowa, Hawkeyes
Conference: Big Ten
Score: 71
Record since 2005: 19-18 (1-2 in bowl games)
Ferentz has posted a mediocre record over the last three seasons but still pocketed $3.4 million last year.

Charlie Weis
No. 3 Most Overpaid
University of Notre Dame, Fighting Irish
Conference: none
Score: 84
Record since 2005: 22-15 (0-2 in BCS bowl games)
Last year’s three-win season–the worst for the Fighting Irish in 44 years–was the second in a 10-year contract extension for Weis, reportedly worth between $30 and $40 million over the length of the deal.

Interesting figures. It’s hard to blame a university like Notre Dame for doling out big bucks to try and turn around the football program. At the same time, ND’s season last year was a joke and Weis had more than a few boneheaded calls.

One thing Forbes forgot to mention about Tressel is that he’s absolutely owned Michigan during his tenure – something that means even more to Buckeye fans than finishing in the top 5 every year.

Michael Phelps’ Wednesday Schedule

Anyone who is paying any attention to the Olympics has heard that swimmer Michael Phelps is trying to break Mark Spitz’s record of seven gold medals in one Olympiad. This involves 17 races over seven days and he usually has at least three swims per day. As an example, here’s his itinerary for Wednesday:

6:30am – Wake Up
6:45am – Breakfast
7:30am – Bus to Pool
7:45am – Arrive at Pool
8:00am – Stretch
8:30am – 2400M Warm Up
10:18am – 200 Fly Final
10:30am – Warm Down 1000M
10:59am – 200 Fly Medal Ceremony
11:16am – 4×200 Free Relay Final
11:30am – Warm Down 300m
11:38am – 4×200 Free Medal Ceremony
11:55am – Warm down 800m
12:15pm – Press Conference
12:45pm – Doping Control Test
1:45pm – Bus to Olympic Village
2:00pm – Lunch
2:30pm – Rest
4:00pm – Team Meeting
5:00pm – Bus to Pool
5:15pm – Arrive at Pool
5:30pm – Stretch
5:45pm – Warm up 2400M
8:55pm – 200IM Prelim
9:10pm – Warm down 800M
9:45pm – Bus to Olympic Village
10:00pm – Dinner
11:00pm – Bed

Imagine doing that for a week straight!

« Older posts Newer posts »