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The world according to Brent

Brent Musburger called the OSU/Texas game tonight and – as always – he provided a few classic Musburgerisms:

“The Ohio State offense is matched up against the Texas defense.”

(on Limus Sweed’s missed catch in the endzone)
“But it doesn’t count when you’re out of bounds and you drop it.”

(on Mack Brown’s worthless challenge in the first quarter) “I am almost stunned by this.”

(on Troy Smith) “He’s a little undersized for Sunday ball, but he’s a good, good-looking quarterback.”

(about an Ohio State punt) “That one came out of the clouds.”

I’ve always thought that Musburger was overly dramatic, but one thing’s for sure – he calls every game like it’s #1 vs. #2.

Note: Why is ABC shoehorning Emmitt Smith and “Dancing with the Stars” promos into such a big game? The game is still close, there’s action on the field and we’re listening to Smith talk about how hard it is to learn the “cha cha” and the “quick step.” That’s an example of cross-promotion going way too far.

Couch Potato Alert (9/8)

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? The can’t miss game of the week is the matchup between the #1 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes and the #2 Texas Longhorns. It’s not often that we get a game of this caliber this early in the season. Sunday features a full slate of NFL games, highlighted by a matchup of the Manning brothers in the Colts/Giants tilt. For tennis fans, the U.S. Open is wrapping up this weekend on CBS.

(All times ET.)

CFB
Sat, 3:30 PM: (19) Penn St. @ (4) Notre Dame – NBC
Sat, 8 PM: (1) Ohio St. @ (2) Texas – ABC

NFL (local coverage may vary)
Sun, 1 PM: Falcons @ Panthers – FOX
Sun, 1 PM: Bengals @ Chiefs – CBS
Sun, 4:15 PM: Cowboys @ Jaguars – FOX
Sun, 8:15 PM: Colts @ Giants – NBC

MLB
Fri, 7:10 PM: LA Dodgers @ NY Mets – ESPN
Sun, 8:05 PM: San Diego @ San Francisco – ESPN

U.S. Open Tennis
Fri, 11 AM – 6 PM: Men’s Doubles Final & Women’s Semi-Finals – CBS
Sat, 12 PM – 6 PM: Men’s Semi-Finals – CBS
Sat, 8 PM – 10 PM: Women’s Finals – CBS
Sun, 4 PM – 6 PM: Men’s Finals – CBS

Couch Potato Alert (9/4)

ESPN is covering the FSU/Miami tilt tonight in “Full Circle,” which means there will be coverage on all of ESPN’s networks. The NFL regular season kicks off Thursday night on NBC with a good matchup between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Miami Dolphins. Are you ready for some football?

(All times ET.)

CFB
Mon, 8 PM: (11) Florida State @ (12) Miami – ESPN

NFL
Thurs, 8:30 PM: Miami @ Pittsburgh – NBC

MLB
Wed, 12:35 PM: San Francisco @ Cincinnati – ESPN
Wed, 7:05 PM: Chicago White Sox @ Boston – ESPN
Thurs, 8:10 PM: Detroit @ Minnesota – ESPN2

Tennis
All week: U.S. Open – USA/CBS

LeBron, stop with the pickle face

One thing I noticed during last season’s NBA playoffs and this summer’s World Championship is how often LeBron James makes a “pickle face.” A guy I played hoops with in college always made a similar face and our coach called it a pickle face because it looked like he just ate a sour pickle. The player was usually upset about something, either a bad call or a missed shot and he would scrunch up his face. This picture is the best shot I could find of LeBron’s pickle face, though it’s much worse when his mouth is closed.

Someone needs to tell him that if he keeps making that face, it will eventually freeze and stay like that forever.

Couch Potato Alert (9/1)

There are a couple of big-time college football games this weekend with the Cal/Tennessee tilt on Saturday and the FSU/Miami battle on Monday night. The FIBA World Championship wraps up this weekend – Team USA is in the bronze medal game on Saturday morning. Andre Agassi is playing in his last tournament, and presumably CBS will have coverage of his third round match on Sunday. (All times ET.)

CFB
Sat, 5:30 PM: (9) Cal @ (23) Tennessee – ESPN
Mon, 8 PM: (11) Florida State @ (12) Miami – ESPN

FIBA World Championship
Sat, 6:30 AM: Team USA vs. Argentina (Bronze Medal Game) – ESPN2
Sun, 6:30 AM: Greece vs. Spain (Gold Medal Game) – ESPN2

MLB
Sun, 8:05 PM: LA Angels @ Detroit – ESPN2

U.S. Open
Sat, 11 AM: Men’s Third Round & Women’s Fourth Round – CBS
Sun, 12 PM: Men’s Third Round & Women’s Fourth Round – CBS

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