Category: Television (Page 49 of 73)

UFC Fight Night on Spike TV – Anderson “The Spider” Silva takes out “The Sandman” James Irvin

UFC provided viewers with a free card on Spike TV last night. There were six matches that aired, with Anderson Silva taking on James Irvin headlining the night.

Jesse Taylor, fresh out of AA and returning to UFC, went up against C.B. Dollaway in the opening bout of UFC Fight Night. After dominating most of the first round, C.B. Dollaway got “JT Money” in a Peruvian Necktie, and forced him to tap. Overall, it was an okay match to start the night.

The second fight of the night featured the powerful Anthony Johnson versus the technical Kevin Burns. This was the first big card for each fighter, and I’m sure they both wish they could take a mulligan. Although Johnson is known for his knockout power, it was Burns who came out swinging (and landing), letting everyone know that he has some strength of his own. Both fighters were aggressive in the first round and were able to land a number of good hits. The second round, however, was all Johnson, who came out throwing punches and knees to the face. Throughout the match, Anthony Johnson complained about getting poked in the eye, and midway through the third round, Johnson went down after getting poked once again. The fight was stopped and Kevin Burns won by TKO. Burns is a very classy fighter and it’s doubtful that the eye poke was intentional, so Johnson didn’t complain. All in all, it was an entertaining fight that came to a disappointing and unfortunate ending.

Cain Velasquez took on Jake O’Brien in the night’s only heavyweight matchup. Cain got on top of O’Brien early and then went on to punch him in the face about 50 times…literally. This match ended quickly, but it was still entertaining. I admire Jake “the Irish” O’Brien’s ability to hang in there for as long as he did. He took countless punches to the face knowing that there was no end in sight.

In the next match, Hermes Franca faced off against Frank Edgar in a lightweight bout. Edgar got off to a great start, keeping Franca on his back for a big part of the fight. Franca was able to reverse Edgar into an arm bar early in the match, but aside from that, Franca didn’t do much of anything during the match. Frank Edgar won by unanimous decision in what was a dominating (though not too entertaining) match. It was a great win for him.

Next up was Muay Thai fighter Brandon “The Truth’ Vera against Reese Andy in the main match of the under card. This was, by far, the most boring fight of the night. There was simply way too much standing around. Vera wins by decision. (Yawn.)

In the main event of the night, Anderson “The Spider” Silva, arguably the best pound for pound fighter in the UFC, fought “The Sandman’ James Irvin. It didn’t take long for Silva to show exactly why people consider him to be the best. A minute into the fight, the UFC Middleweight Champion caught a kick from Irvin and countered with a strike right to the chin and knocked him down.

This match featured a lot of hype for not much action. But that’s what happens when one fighter is as dominant as Silva.

All in all, this was a so-so UFC event, which was probably only held to take viewers away from the Affliction pay-per-view. I’m sure glad I didn’t have to pay to watch this.

Comparing TV Networks and NFL Players

NE PATRIOTS DRAFT compared NFL players to TV Networks.

The Networks
ABC – Peyton Manning
The most commercial of all networks for the most commercial player ever.

NBC – Eli Manning
Hit-or-miss QB for a hit-or-miss network.

CBS – Tom Brady
Both are tops in their business.

FOX – Tony Romo
Reality TV lifestyle fits in well here.

Basic Tier
ESPN – Brett Favre
Did you know that Brett Favre’s career is in flux right now?

HGTV – Jason Taylor
Seems like a guy that can decorate. Just saying.

CNBC – Joey Porter
Like Jim Cramer on CNBC, Joey loves to hear himself talk and generally leaves things worse than when he showed up.

E! – Reggie Bush
There wasn’t a channel about running around for six seconds and three yards.

Spike TV – Jared Allen
Seems like the mostly like guy to go fishing with and have a few beers, err, mountain dews with.

Fox News – LaDanian Tomlinson
They both love themselves and pass judgment on others.

Speed Channel – Ben Roethlisberger
Let someone else drive Big Benjamin.

Food Network – Ted Washington
Listed at 365ish. Ha. Ted laughs at scales that only go up to 365.

The Premium Channels
HBO – Rex Grossman
80% of the time bad(INT’s, fumbles, random old movies), and 20% sublime(SB Run, TD’s Arrested Development, Sopranos, The Wire), Rex and HBO know how to tease.

Showtime – Chris Henry
Cinemax – Adam Jones
Guns. Sex. Weeds.

I’ve got one more:

Animal Planet – Michael Vick.
Wrong? Yes. Out of line? Yes. Inappropriate? Yes. Funny? Debatable.

Canseco gets slapped by Sikahema inside and outside of ring

Jose Canseco took on former NFL player Via Sikahema in the ring Saturday night in a celebrity boxing match. Well, Canseco kind of took on Sikahema. In all actuality, Canseco acted more like Sikahema’s personal heavy bag instead of his opponent.

Sikahema, who was an amateur Golden Gloves champ during his youth before starring in the NFL, rocked Canseco with a devastating left hook in the first 30 seconds that dropped the former slugger to the mat. After a brief recovery, Canseco withstood another flurry of punches from the “Tongan Terror” before falling like a timber and mercifully ending his night.

Asked after the fight if there were any surprises, Sikahema said, “That it didn’t finish in the first 30 seconds.”

According to a source familiar with the fight, Canseco earned a $35,000 purse – the equivalent of what he once made for several at-bats. But Canseco had to travel across the country to brawl Sikahema in what was supposed to be three, two-minute rounds. If Canseco goes any lower, his next gig may be blowing fire out of his mouth at county fairs.

The 45-year-old Sikahema, meanwhile, received $25,000, $5,000 of which he’s donating to the widow of a Philadelphia police sergeant killed in the line of duty earlier this year. “(Canseco’s) fighting for the money, but I’m fighting for a cause,” said Sikahema, who appeared in 80 amateur bouts before his pro football career. “In boxing, that means something.”

“He’s a very impressive-looking guy,” Sikahema added. “But the guy is a walking corpse, because he’s rotted inside out. He’s a pathetic figure.”

Ouch.


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Spike Lee working with Kobe Bryant on ESPN documentary

Our friends at Premium Hollywood shared news that filmmaker Spike Lee is working on a “30 for 30” feature for ESPN, which includes 30 one-hour films by 30 filmmakers on a subject from the past 30 years. According to PH, Lee has also done a full-length documentary with Lakers’ star Kobe Bryant for ESPN Films, which supposedly “takes a look at the regular game day experience for the NBA great with unprecedented access.”

Will Harris provided the details.

The two really became friends, however, when Lee was in Rome, shooting – of all things – a commercial for a telephone company. “I was shooting at the Coliseum one early Saturday morning,” he said, “and we’re getting ready to do a shot, and somebody taps me on the back. I turn around…and it was Kobe. That’s really where the friendship started.”
The most obvious question would seem to be, “Why Kobe?” He is, after all, a guy who’s already had plenty of media exposure already. (If *I* know Kobe, you have to figure that pretty much everybody knows Kobe.) It apparently all stretches back to a documentary Lee saw at Cannes: “Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait,” about French soccer player Zinedine Zidane.

“This film had amazed me,” said Lee, “because they had 20 cameras on Zidane. They never left him. I said, ‘Oh, shit. This would even work for basketball.’ So I went to Kobe. He’s a great soccer fan, too. So I handed him the DVD, the design piece, and he said, ‘Let’s go.’ Then we went to Genie Buss. Phil Jackson signed on-board the NBA. The commissioner, Adam Silver, ESPN, they got a lot of people involved because what we wanted to be different in the design piece…it was only on the field. But we wanted to go…we needed to go in the locker room. So Phil Jackson allowed us access to the locker room before the game, at half-time, and after. He’s never done that. You know, we were with Kobe the whole day, so we wanted to show…it’s about not just him but the preparation. These guys, I mean, you just don’t show up to a game and put on a uniform and play. I never heard about getting iced before the game, the tape. I mean, it was crazy. And then we had him miked. So I think it would give a unique look of the game…and there’s a great game of basketball. We had 30 cameras…and that’s not including ABC’s camera, because it’s a nationally televised game…so we have a tremendous amount of great footage.”

Spike Lee and Kobe? Now there’s a match.

Harris also had an interesting note about the upcoming film about Branch Rickey and Jackie Robinson and who will play Branch Rickey.

Before we sign off from ESPN, let’s make a quick mention of their upcoming film about Branch Rickey and Jackie Robinson. It’ll be a theatrical release, and Rickey will be played by…wait for it…Robert Redford. Nice, huh? Rickey’s grandson, Branch Rickey III, was in attendance, so it was inevitable that someone would ask, “So, did your granddad really look like Robert Redford?”

“I have to tell you, when that was first broached, I thought of my grandfather in the pre-Robinson years — he’s in his 60’s and probably a man who always looked like he was ten years older than he was — and I couldn’t possibly envision this ‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,’ legendarily good-looking actor pulling off this older gentleman,” said Rickey. “But I’ve had occasion to meet with Mr. Redford and I have to tell you that what is most important to me, the ability my grandfather had to capture someone’s attention and some of the times he did that with what he didn’t say, but with a pause and an anticipated gesture he would make and I am so surprised to see the similarity. Robert Redford has an ability to freeze you, to stop you, to almost cause you to stop breathing as he’s right on the verge of making a point. The similarities to me in that chemistry were remarkable and I think the Rickey family probably today thinks how wonderful to have our grandfather captured by somebody such as Mr. Redford.”

That should be a great film.

Billy Packer dismissed by CBS

Does the sun seem to be shining a little brighter today? Do the flowers smell a little sweeter? Is the summer breeze just a little more refreshing?

If so, you have CBS to thank. They finally replaced Billy Packer.

Packer, a color commentator, will be replaced in CBS’ coverage by analyst Clark Kellogg.

Speculation of Packer’s exit was fueled amid widespread criticism during this year’s tournament.

Early in the 2008 semifinal between Kansas and North Carolina, with the Jayhawks up 38-12, Packer declared, “The game is over.”

North Carolina cut the lead to 54-50 with 11 minutes left before Kansas pulled away, winning 84-66.

Packer, who began his Final Four run at NBC, later defended the comment to USA Today.

“My job is to say what I see, not have some kind of subconscious feelings about offending anybody. … It probably annoyed some people, but I don’t concern myself with having some agenda that’s contrary to what I’m seeing,” he said.

Well, Billy, it’s not your job anymore. You won’t have to defend yourself when you prematurely (and incorrectly) declare a game to be over.

Regular readers know that I have been calling for Packer’s removal for about two years now. Here’s an excerpt from a 2007 column.

Does anyone really like listening to Billy Packer? In his recent column in ESPN The Magazine, Bill Simmons writes about the fact that Packer has called every Final Four game and every title game since 1975. Simmons goes on to call him “humorless,” “inflexible” and “condescending.” But my favorite quote is, “In Packer’s world, he’s always right, and everyone else is always wrong. Unless they agree with him.” When I bring Packer’s name up to my friends, a few will defend him, but none will admit that they actually look forward to him calling a big game.

During the Wisconsin/UNLV game, Curtis Terry hits a three-pointer with 1:26 to play to give the Runnin’ Rebels a 69-61 lead. Immediately after the shot, Packer quipped, “Ballgame!” declaring the contest over. Eleven seconds later, Kammron Taylor hit a three to cut the lead to five with 1:15 to play. Packer’s partner/whipping boy, Jim Nantz, exclaims, “It’s not over yet, Billy.” Packer’s response? Dead silence.

What’s my point? Terry’s shot certainly helped the Rebels’ chances, but despite Packer’s declaration, the game wasn’t even close to being over. His premature statement and his refusal to acknowledge his error is a perfect example of the man’s ego.

Packer certainly knows the game of basketball and there are few color commentators better equipped to breakdown the X’s and O’s of a game. But as a former player who was forced to watch hours and hours of tape, that doesn’t really appeal to me anymore. Besides, guys like Bill Raftery, Len Elmore and Jay Bilas are able to sprinkle in enough strategy while using their self-deprecating sense of humor to make the game entertaining. This is the side of college hoops that is completely lost on Packer. Those guys also treat their play-by-play colleagues as equals, which is a far cry from Packer and Nantz’s master/servant relationship.

The guy has been calling every Final Four game since I was two years old. It’s time for a change.

Honestly, I get a little misty eyed when I read that.

Oh, by the way, Clark Kellogg will replace Packer. Jim Nantz will keep his play-by-play duties.

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