Category: Soccer (Page 28 of 29)

Landon Donovan to Germany? Another blow for the MLS

DonovanAs we are all well unaware of, Major League Soccer is in the midst of their conference championships, and millions of fans around the world are counting the days till the MLS Cup on November 23rd. Sarcasm aside, the league has had yet another disappointing season in terms of attendance and viewership. To make matters worse, its 2008 Player of the Year, Landon Donovan, is considering leaving the league to play in Germany.

Galaxy forward Landon Donovan should have been in Los Angeles on Tuesday, picking up his fifth Honda Player of the Year award for being the best player on the U.S. national soccer team.

Instead, the poster boy of American soccer was 5,964 miles away, trying to show Bayern Munich that he now has what he didn’t have before — the fortitude that it takes to survive in the rough and tumble of the Bundesliga.

Donovan is essentially trying out for a spot on the four-time European and 21-time German champion.

In his corner is Juergen Klinsmann, the former German national team coach and Newport Beach resident who is Bayern’s coach.

Klinsmann knows Donovan’s ability as a player, including his blistering pace and his deadly finishing. What he needs to see are the intangibles — the willingness to rebound after being knocked silly by a defender, the ability to fit into a constellation of stars rather than being the lone star orbiting David Beckham.
For its part, the Galaxy said simply that Donovan “will train . . . for the next 10 days . . . and is expected to return to Los Angeles later this month.”

Like the NHL, the MLS is riddled with the same problems in trying to increase its popularity. Both sports are a struggle to watch at times. The “dump and chase” style of NHL play lacks the creativity exhibited in the ’80s, while the MLS skill level simply doesn’t meet the exciting standards of the better European leagues. Unfortunately, both leagues suffer from a lack of intrigue, as their players don’t have the celebrity status or appeal as those from the MLB, NBA, or NFL.

David Beckham’s celebrity was supposed to bring in new fans. It didn’t, and no one can blame him. A league cannot have one representative, albeit from another country. In fact, Landon Donovan should have been the poster boy for the league. Due to the joke of the department that is the MLS Public Relations, most Americans are still unfamiliar with this exceptional athlete. For him, jumping ship to Germany isn’t just deserved, but also necessary. Why stay in a league to refuses to challenge your ability? Sadly, the MLS is becoming a farm system for European clubs and it will continue to be one until it gets its act together.

Soccer fans are nuts

SPORTSbyBROOKS.com has the story of fans in Ireland throwing a firework and hitting a soccer player in the back.

The LONDON DAILY MAIL has dramatic photos of a soccer player in Ireland getting hit by a rocket thrown onto the field during a game this week.

Immediately following the final whistle of a Belfast-area tournament final match between Linfield and Cliftonville, Linfield player Conor Hagan “fell to the ground after being struck in the back by the rocket before it exploded. His team Linfield had just suffered a 2-1 defeat by sectarian rivals Cliftonville.”

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Of course, the team’s fans then commenced rioting.

The attack, which sparked riots afterwards, came as players for Cliftonville, a largely Catholic-supported side, had missiles thrown at them by fans of the losing side, which is typically followed by protestants in the divided city.

Hagan, 26, was tended by team medics and members of both sides before being able to regain his feet.
‘I was lying on the ground disgusted with the result and didn’t see the firework coming,’ he told the Belfast Telegraph.

Don’t let this piece of information get out to Philadelphia fans. They already throw batteries and other imaginables at players. If they realize they can start heaving rockets it’s all over for any opponent who plays in the city of brotherly love.

Sports clichés we could all do without

The Love of Sports put together a great list of sports clichés that the general public could do without hearing for the next couple decades.

Plaxico Burress1. “One Day (Game) at a Time”
Ah, how Zen. It’s great to know our admired athletes live along the same space-time continuum as the rest of us, despite possessing extraordinary physical skill. You may want to stay humble to maintain that underdog mentality, but don’t try to wow us with your existential wisdom.

4. “Nobody Believed In Us”
Really, no one? How very lonely you pro athletes must be. If this were true, then we should all be thankful none of us has to deal with the crushing abandonment that a come-from-behind sports franchise must. Even the Rays had a few thousand “believers” and they claim the most anemic following of anybody. Save the pity card and enjoy the win.

6. “We Never Gave Up”
On behalf of the millions of other fans who invest their money and time to watch you do your job, thank you. This should go without saying. So, by all means, don’t say it.

8. “We Just Had to Come Out and Play Our Game”
Uh huh. And? What a way to say nothing, yet hint at something truly profound. We know what game you played, but damned if we have any idea what “your game” actually was – or is. Clearly the game the other team played, though technically the same as the one you were playing, was inferior to this mysterious “You” game. Tell us more.

The “Nobody Believed In Us” is beyond the point of annoying. Players like to assume that everybody is against them now and it’s ridiculous. The whole “respect” thing is getting really tired.

Housekeepers gank David Beckham and High Maintenance Spice’s stuff

It doesn’t matter how well you think you know someone, always keep an eye on your sh*t.


David & Victoria Beckham
British newspapers are reporting that two people who worked for David Beckham and his wife were arrested after some of the couple’s possessions were spotted on an Internet auction site.

Both the tabloid Sun and the Daily Mirror say in Tuesday’s editions that two housekeepers at the Beckham’s mansion northeast of London were arrested and questioned by police last week.

The newspapers say some of Beckham’s soccer memorabilia had been placed on eBay. Dresses belonging to former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham were also reportedly for sale.

No one has been charged. Hertfordshire Police said only that they are investigating a theft. Representatives of the Beckhams declined to comment.

The final count isn’t in yet, but last time I checked the numbers show that Posh Spice’s underwear was getting almost 10-times the Ebay bids than David’s old soccer memorabilia.

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