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Daly: ‘Night in jail a misunderstanding’

John Daly recently got drunk, passed out at Hooters and wound up in jail. Now he’s saying that it was all just one big misunderstanding.

John Daly“Nothing is going right in my life right now,” Daly said in a telephone interview Sunday. “I’m going through a hell of a divorce. I haven’t seen my son. It was an unfortunate incident, but it’s a joke what people are saying. I take full responsibility for what happened, but it wasn’t that big of a deal.”

According to Winston-Salem police, Daly appeared “extremely intoxicated and uncooperative” when he was found outside a Hooters restaurant early Oct. 27. With no other means of transportation, he was taken to the Forsyth County jail for 24 hours to get sober.

Daly said it could have been avoided if his friends had realized he tends to sleep with his eyes open when he’s tired, stressed and has been drinking. He said the driver of his private bus, parked near Hooters, panicked when he saw Daly and called the paramedics.

“If I had seen someone like that, I probably would have done the same thing,” he said. “They were only trying to protect me.”

But he said he was not arrested, nor was he thrown out of Hooters. The restaurant closed more than an hour before police arrived.

“The thing I want people to know is when I called my girlfriend at 11:30 p.m., I was going back to the bus to go sleep,” Daly said. “I’m not going to say I wasn’t drunk. I did have a few drinks. I said to them, ‘I’m tired, I’m drunk and I’m going to bed.”’
Daly said his friends woke him up about 2 a.m.

“The bus driver called 911 because my eyes were open,” Daly said. “I said, ‘What’s going on?’ He said, ‘We thought you were dead.’ Anybody who knows me … when I’m tired, I sleep with my eyes open. They know it takes awhile to wake me up.”

I hear ya, John. Sometimes when I get drunk I want to punch people in the face and my friends just don’t understand that. If they were really my friends, they would study my drinking habits and adjust. Bastards.

John Daly had himself one hell of a night recently

SPORTSbyBROOKS.com shares the story of golfer John Daly and one of his recent nights out. Apparently JD passed out at Hooters and then wound up in jail.

John DalyWFMY-TV in Winston-Salem, NC. and TMZ update us on the the very latest John Daly out-of-control drinking escapade:

John Daly’s battle with alcohol abuse continued Sunday morning at a Hooters Restaurant on Hanes Square Circle in Winston-Salem. Someone at the restaurant called EMS after he lost consciousness. Paramedics say Daly refused to go to the hospital so they called for help from police.”

Officers described Daly as extremely intoxicated and uncooperative. He repeated he didn’t want to go to the hospital. Hooters employees asked Daly to leave. But Daly did not have transportation. Officers say he was part of a group traveling on a tour bus. The group left Daly behind at the Hooters because they didn’t want him to continue traveling with them.

So where did John have left to go? Jail, that’s where!

Police “escorted him to the Forsyth County Jail where he spent 24 hours in a ’sober up’ area.”

Best part isn’t that Hooters is Daly’s biggest sponsor. Or that’s he’s done countless dumbass commercials for them glorifying booze. No, I just love the fact that his traveling party “didn’t want him to continue traveling with them.” Doesn’t get any lower than that.

No, I don’t feel sorry for Daly. He won’t change a thing until he’s broke and has no more enablers (see sponsor exemptions). When that happens, get back to me.

Tell me you wouldn’t want to go golfing with John one day, get drunk, go to Hooters and then wind up in jail. Sounds like a nice little Saturday if you ask me.

Sports clichés we could all do without

The Love of Sports put together a great list of sports clichés that the general public could do without hearing for the next couple decades.

Plaxico Burress1. “One Day (Game) at a Time”
Ah, how Zen. It’s great to know our admired athletes live along the same space-time continuum as the rest of us, despite possessing extraordinary physical skill. You may want to stay humble to maintain that underdog mentality, but don’t try to wow us with your existential wisdom.

4. “Nobody Believed In Us”
Really, no one? How very lonely you pro athletes must be. If this were true, then we should all be thankful none of us has to deal with the crushing abandonment that a come-from-behind sports franchise must. Even the Rays had a few thousand “believers” and they claim the most anemic following of anybody. Save the pity card and enjoy the win.

6. “We Never Gave Up”
On behalf of the millions of other fans who invest their money and time to watch you do your job, thank you. This should go without saying. So, by all means, don’t say it.

8. “We Just Had to Come Out and Play Our Game”
Uh huh. And? What a way to say nothing, yet hint at something truly profound. We know what game you played, but damned if we have any idea what “your game” actually was – or is. Clearly the game the other team played, though technically the same as the one you were playing, was inferior to this mysterious “You” game. Tell us more.

The “Nobody Believed In Us” is beyond the point of annoying. Players like to assume that everybody is against them now and it’s ridiculous. The whole “respect” thing is getting really tired.

A new web-based golf community launched this week: thesocialgolfer.com

An innovative new website called thesocialgolfer.com launched this week and they hope to provide a free online meeting place where golfers worldwide can establish friendships with other golfers for social and business purposes. Their goal is to become golf’s most user-friendly source of content for those who are avid participants and fans of the game.

Members can post their own profiles on the website, chat with old golf buddies online, and track past round performances at their favorite courses. The website will offer keen insights on out-of-town courses to help members play their best golf and maximize their golfing experience away from home. Members can also keep up with the latest golf news and watch instructional videos all at no charge.

You do not need a membership to a golf club to enjoy this website, just a desire to play golf. To learn more visit: www.thesocialgolfer.com.

Ranking athlete’s hot wives and girlfriends

Need something to do besides those TPS reports that are due Friday by Noon? SPORTSNET.ca has compiled a photo gallery of all the hot wives/girlfriends of professional athletes and asks you to rank them 1-14.

Here are some of the candidates for your ranking pleasure:

Carmella DecesareJessica Simpson (Girlfriend of Tony Romo)
Brandi Garnett (Wife of Kevin Garnett)
Gisele Bundchen (Girlfriend of Tom Brady)
Elisa Cuthbert (Girlfriend of Dion Phaneuf)
Brooklyn Decker (Fiancée of Andy Roddick)
Hillary Duff (Girlfriend of Mike Comrie)
Carmella Decesare (Wife of Jeff Garcia)
Rachel Hunter (Fiancée of Jarret Stoll)
Ashley Judd (Wife of Dario Franchitti)
Kim Kardashian (Girlfriend of Reggie Bush)
Adrianna Lima (Girlfriend of Mario Jaric)
Eva Longoria (Wife of Tony Parker)

I went to vote but then I got lost in Carmella Decesare’s brea…personality.

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