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The greatest sports dream jobs

BUSH LEAGUE TV complied a list of the greatest sports dream jobs. (Uh, other than being the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders’ massage therapist because that one is too easy.)

Equipment Manager, Oakland A’s, 1980’s:
It’s an easy day at work…pick up a bag of drugs, some ankle tape, some toilet paper and a vat of Old Spice on your way to the ballpark…the pay is mediocre but the parties are insane and you’ll probably get to write a book if you live through it.

Power Forward, Chicago Bulls, 1980’s and 1990’s:
You are the back-up to the greatest basketball player who ever lived. Stay loose my friend, we need 7 good minutes so MJ can cold kick it live with Luther Campbell for a bit before he jets in the early 4th quarter. Remember, you have fouls to give.

General Manager, Green Bay PACKERS, 1960’s and 1970’s:
It’s easy, do what Lombardi says as fast as you can. Make sure the paperwork gets done right. Voila. You are a champion.

The one about the Oakland A’s equipment manager is pretty damn funny.

According to LT, if you play Madden you’re probably boring in bed

Straight from Lawrence Taylor’s mouth to your ears – if you play the video game “Madden 09” you probably prefer the missionary position in bed. But damn it, if you play “Blitz II,” you’re not afraid to experiment.

Seriously, he said it.

Women everywhere just gained key knowledge into men’s bedroom behavior. Either that, or Lawrence Taylor is on crack again.

Michael Vick to play for UFL in 2009?

There’s a possibility Michael Vick could strap on the helmet and shoulder pads again in 2009, although not for the NFL. The upstart United Football League, which is trying to get off the ground by next year, could acquire Vick’s services once he gets out of federal prison according to SI.com’s Peter King.

The big news, I suppose, from my talk with Huyghue was this: He said the chances of a UFL team signing Michael Vick to play the 2009 season are “98 percent.” Strange percentage, but that’s what he said.

“Michael’s not going to be able to walk right back into the NFL,” Huyghue said. “He’s going to need some kind of buffer before he signs in the NFL, and we’ll be able to provide that for him.”

Some may scoff at the idea of any league allowing Vick to play football again, but this makes perfect business sense. The UFL is trying to make a name for itself, so why not make some headlines by acquiring a former NFL superstar? Even if the UFL takes some heat for allowing Vick to play, they’ll still get a ton of exposure, which is exactly what a new business wants. There is no such thing as bad press.

As far as the UFL itself goes, it’s hard to fathom that any league would be successful with how popular the NFL already is. But at least the league isn’t trying to go head to head with the NFL like the XFL (remember them?) did. If football is being played during the NFL offseason, maybe people will tune in…maybe.

Cavs pursuing Mo Williams?

This is one of those rumor-of-a-rumor stories, but the Cavs could be talking with the Bucks about point guard Mo Williams.

A league source said the Cavs might be pursuing Bucks point guard Mo Williams. All the details aren’t known, but the Cavs, Bucks and Oklahoma City (formerly Seattle) are reportedly involved.

If Williams is headed to the Cavs, however, would Delonte West be included in such a deal? He’s a restricted free agent who has been a regular at Cleveland Clinic Courts for much of the summer. It wouldn’t make any sense to have Williams and West on the same roster since both expects to be starters.

Some have questioned how Redd would have fit in with superstar LeBron James. The same questions could be asked about Williams, who is a prolific scorer who is used to getting his shots.

He’s shredded the Cavs over the years. He’s not known as being a top defender, even though he boasts quickness and speed.

He averaged 17.2 points and 6.3 assists and shot 48 percent from the field and 39 percent from behind the 3-point arc last season.

I love these stories. The Cavs “might” be pursuing Mo Williams? That could be said about any player and any team.

Anyway, as a Bucks fan, I’d really like to see how Mo and Michael Redd respond to new head coach Scott Skiles before jettisoning either of them. Neither is a great defender, but if Skiles can at least get them to put forth the necessary effort on that end of the court, the Bucks would quickly become a playoff contender.

From the Cavs point of view, Mo would be a pretty nice fit. He’s a terrific scorer and a capable playmaker, and his salary isn’t bad for the production he brings.

8/12 Update: The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel’s Bucks Blog is reporting that a three-way deal (involving the Cavs) for Mo is indeed in the works. Reportedly, the Bucks are targeting Luke Ridnour of the newly-founded Oklahoma City franchise. I’m not sure what the Bucks are thinking here, unless they are certain that Scott Skiles and Mo Williams can’t co-exist. Ridnour has proven to be a backup in this league, and while he’s a pass-first point guard, he isn’t known at all for his defense.

Diamondbacks acquire Reds’ outfielder Adam Dunn

The Arizona Diamondbacks have acquired Cincinnati Reds’ outfielder Adam Dunn in exchange for minor league prospect Dallas Buck and two players to be named later.

In 114 games, the 28-year-old is tied for the Major League lead with 32 homers. The right fielder is hitting .233 on the season with 74 RBIs, an on-base percentage of .373 and a slugging percentage of .528.

Dunn, who is eligible for free agency after making $13 million this year, figures to boost an Arizona offense that has been an Achilles’ heel at times for the club this year. The D-backs have been without the services of right fielder Justin Upton, who went on the disabled list July 9 with a strained oblique muscle. They also lost their starting left fielder in Eric Byrnes prior to that with a torn hamstring.

The D-backs suffered another blow Saturday when second baseman Orlando Hudson was lost to a season-ending wrist injury.

Dunn certainly adds some pop to Arizona’s offense and even though they lost Hudson for the season, things are looking up for the D-Backs, who currently have a 1.5 game lead over the Dodgers in the NL West. Dunn will never hit .300 (or .280 for that matter), but for a team that has had trouble scoring runs, he’ll provide a boost in the power department.

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