Author: Christopher Glotfelty (Page 2 of 67)

Germany takes out England

Even after hiring decorated Italian coach Fabio Capello and boasting some of world’s best scorers, England could not run deep into the 2010 World Cup. Germany had the Three Lions’ number all day, defeating the the Brits 4-1 and sending them home to a disappointed nation.

A pivotal moment came late into the first half Frank Lampard knocked in a shot that hit the crossbar and landed behind the goal line. However, due to back spin, it bounced easily into the hands of Germany goalkeeper Manuel Neuer.

Germany went up on goals by Miroslav Klose and Lukas Podolski before England’s Matthew Upson made it 2-1 in the 37th minute.

Lampard’s non-goal came a minute later. After the ball landed across the line, it spun back into the arms of Germany goalkeeper Manuel Neuer. Capello initially celebrated what he thought was an equalizer by clenching his fists and shaking his arms. But his face changed when he realized the goal had not been given.

As the players headed off the field at halftime, Wayne Rooney walked over to a linesman and gestured with his hands how far he thought the ball crossed the goal line.

What’s ridiculous is that the center referee did not consult his linesman. Why not exhaust your resources during such a crucial call?

Germany will face the winner of today’s Mexico/Argentina match in the next round.


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Thierry Henry empathizes with Nicolas Anelka

Thierry Henry, the France striker whose handball against the Republic of Ireland landed his team in the World Cup, says he understands Nicolas Anelka’s situation. Anelka was booted off the French squad after reportedly cursing at coach Raymond Domenech.

From The Irish Times:

“I can tell you, from the experience with my handball, I was all alone and I know what it feels like,” the former France captain said in an interview on French television.

“I would have really liked him to be supported a bit.”

Henry knows what it’s like to receive the cold shoulder. As a result of the handball, Henry noticed the disrespectful way the other players acted toward him.

Having been relegated to the bench for the tournament, the 32-year-old said he had “no credibility” and was made to feel like an isolated and unimportant figure.

“I could have been the big brother (to the younger player) but I no longer am,” France’s all-time record scorer explained.

“I felt cast aside. People no longer spoke to me in the same way as before.

“They used to talk to me more. I was at the centre. When you no longer have any credibility in the squad, it gets to the point when it becomes difficult.”

Soccer is a different beast in other countries. When a player commits something wrong on the field, they can be nationally disgraced. In the U.S., we’d just cover the incident for a day or two and make sure its mentioned on his Wikipedia.

Will the World Cup lead to a baby boom in Germany?

Well, the nation hopes so…

From Yahoo.com:

Kristina Schroeder told Saturday’s Rheinische Post newspaper the 2006 World Cup, when Germany reached the semifinals, boosted the national birthrate and “that is why I as the family minister would be especially happy if Germany wins the championship.”

Germany will face England in its second-round match on Sunday.

The government has long worried about Germany’s declining number of births. In 2009 it fell by 3.6 percent to 651,000—the lowest since World War II.

I have no idea how soccer victories increase fertility rates and libido in a nation, but leave it to Germany to find a correlation.

Also, I have the team going to the finals. If I’m right, talk about reaching a fever pitch, ya know what I’m sayin’? That’s a little soccer humor, on the house.


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Plaschke misses mark in discussing evolution of American soccer

Polarizing Los Angeles Times writer Bill Plaschke has worked his magic once again, this time in demanding more from American soccer fans. Essentially, Plaschke believes we should have expected a win over Algeria, instead of going absolutely bonkers when Landon Donovan knocked in the game-winning goal.

You see, we’ve been here before. But, this being soccer, we just don’t act like it.

I am as thrilled as anyone about Donovan’s extra-time goal to beat Algeria and give the U.S. its first group victory in World Cup history. I screamed. I jumped. It was cool.

But I just can’t understand why everyone is tearfully acting as if it were another Miracle on Ice. I can’t understand why we continually diminish soccer — and thus inhibit its growth — by continually setting its expectations so low in the face of opposing evidence so thick.

The miracle is that, after six consecutive World Cup appearances including that final-eight showing in 2002, we still go crazy over early World Cup success.

The miracle is that, in a country where you can’t leave your home on a Saturday morning without encountering at least one child wearing a baggy soccer uniform and clutching a juice box, we’re still acting as if soccer is some newfangled cult activity.

This miracle is that, even against a team that did not score a goal in three World Cup games and has never advanced past the group stage, we insist on celebrating like the underdog.

Plaschke almost has a point, but by narrowly missing his mark the whole column loses any value.

He needs to understand that just because much of American youth grows up playing soccer, it doesn’t mean that these children will follow the sport when they’re older. After finishing high school, most have fully-embraced MLB, the NFL and/or the NBA. If one is to continue following soccer, they have two options: 1) the mediocre MLS and its even more mediocre coverage or 2) the sporadic airplay of international league soccer.

True, America has boasted some of the best players in the world over the last 20 years. However, they usually don’t end up playing in the MLS. Instead, they are scooped up by leagues overseas. Although the talent-level is increasing, MLS play is far weaker than its international counterparts. The eyeballs just aren’t there. Americans are watching soccer now, but the other 35 months when the World Cup isn’t on they’re focused on the other sports.

This lends to the fact that America is uneducated when it comes to soccer. I know I am. We are favored to defeat Ghana later today, but how are Americans supposed to expect a victory when they are barely familiar with the players and have never experienced a World Cup championship? Plaschke is a tad unnerved that we lost our collective poo at the end of the U.S./Algeria match. We should have been prepared for a victory, he thinks.

No. The reason everybody was jumping up and down, hugging and screaming as if they had just won the lottery, was because of circumstance — not because the U.S. was favored. In our second game, a referee stole away a victory from the U.S. by calling a phantom penalty. In the third game, a referee called offsides during a goal that was completely legal, leaving the score tied heading into stoppage time.

When Landon Donovan touched in that goal to send the U.S. into the knockout round, was it because he was supposed to do so? Absolutely not. The goal seemed like a gift from above, as if God was letting America know he had just been toying with us. The way things had been going, it felt like we weren’t going to advance. It was luck we didn’t have, not talent.

No matter how far the U.S. goes this year, the hysteria will happen again because the excitement is presented as something new. For four years we will have no idea how talented our national team is, but when the World Cup arrives will be glued to the screen, even though we expect nothing.


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As direct as a quote can get

ESPN’s coverage of the World Cup has so far been incredible. Instead of just using unknown (to rest of the world) American soccer pundits, the Worldwide Leader has brought in a slew of international journalists to add expert insight.

Following the incident where Nicolas Anelka berated his coach during France’s loss to Mexico, French sports journalist Erik Bielderman told ESPN’s Bob Ley exactly what was said. And I mean exactly.

Ley’s reaction is classic.

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