Good find by The Last Angry Fan:

According to police reports, police stopped the driver, a 30-year-old Flint man, after watching his vehicle drift over the center line and the shoulder of the road at 2:40 a.m. July 11 on Maple Road near Maplebrook Apartments.

Police reported that the man appeared to be intoxicated. When asked if he’d been drinking the man said that he had been drinking, and it was because LeBron James had decided to play for the Miami Heat instead of the Boston Celtics (James had actually turned down an opportunity to play for the Cleveland Cavaliers).

A breath test revealed that the man’s alcohol level was 0.16 percent. The man was cited for driving while intoxicated. Police reports did not indicate if the man was taken to jail or released.

The original story is at MLive.

There are a couple of funny things about this story: 1) the man lives in Flint, but he claims to be a Cavs fan, not a Pistons fan, and 2) he was upset that LeBron was going to the Celtics, not the Heat. Dumb, da-dumb, dumb….DUMB!