You know you’re burned out on NBA news and rumors when you decide to write 10 haiku to summarize the NBA Summer of 2010. Off we go (in the English 5-7-5 syllable format)…

Atlanta spends big
to keep twenty-eight year-old
Here comes the remorse

Wade, Bosh, then LeBron
Super Friends in Miami
Much to Dan’s chagrin

No doubt cathartic
Dan Gilbert’s manifesto
only hurts the Cavs

Pat Riley, the pimp
But they have to play the games
There’s still work to do

Missed out on LeBron
But Amare is in town
Waiting for Melo?

Bulls whiff on Wade/Bosh
Sign Boozer to woo the King
They’ll still be better

New owner, Jay-Z
Nets strike out on everyone
How bad is Newark?

Suns, Amare part
Why no trade for David Lee?
Turkoglu, really?

Boozer leaves Utah
Big Al can fill his big shoes
The enigma: Kahn

Cap space and Griffin
The stink of Sterling prevails
Vinny Del Negro!