Month: July 2008 (Page 23 of 39)

The curse of the MLB All-Star Game and San Francisco Giants’ pitchers

There’s a curse bigger than the Bambino, the Billy Goat and the Black Sox that no one seems to talk about. It’s claimed yet another victim this year and still baseball fans choose to ignore it.

I’m talking about the ‘curse of the San Francisco Giants All-Star Pitchers.’ (Or better known as COTSFGASP.)

Since 1983, the All-Star Game has dominated Giants’ pitchers like Chris Berman dominates co-workers. The curses’ latest victim? Twenty-four year old Giants’ phenom Tim Lincecum, who was forced to miss Tuesday night’s game due to being hospitalized because of dehydration.

Seriously, this curse isn’t f’ning around. See below.

1983: Atlee Hammaker
In perhaps the worst beating by an All-Star Game on a Giants’ pitcher happened in 1983. Atlee Hammaker led the NL with a 2.25 ERA that season and was selected to the All-Star Game. He was then hammered for seven runs on six hits in just 0.2 innings and to make matters worse, he gave up the first grand slam in ASG history. Granted he was pitching with shoulder tendonitis but still – the COTSFGASP claims its first victim of the 1980s.

1989: Rick Reuschel
In 1989, the Giants represented in the National League in the World Series. And in the 1989 All-Star Game, Rick Reuschel represented the National League as their starting pitcher. Only he didn’t represent them very well and was shelled for two runs on three hits in just one inning of work.

1990: Jeff Brantley
After the massive beat down the COTSFGASP laid on Reuschel the year before, Jeff Brantley was next. Brantley gave up the most hits (2) and runs (2) of any other pitcher in the National League. He lasted just 0.1 innings.

1993: John Burkett & Rod Beck
John Burkett was an absolute disaster in the 1993 ASG, giving up three runs on four hits in just 0.2 innings of work. His teammate Rod Beck didn’t fare much better, giving up one run on two hits in just one inning pitched.

1997: Shawn Estes
In 1997, Shawn Estes won a career-best 19 games for the Giants, finished the year with a 3.18 ERA and he was selected to his first ASG. In the 1997 Midsummer Classic, Estes made an appearance in the seventh inning of a 1-1 tie. He proceeded to walk Bernie Williams and then one out later, Indians’ catcher Sandy Alomar Jr. blasted an Estes’ pitch over the left field wall that eventually gave the AL a 3-1 victory. Since then, Estes’ ERA has never been lower than 4.00.

1998: Robb Nen
Although it’s fair to mention that just one run was earned, Robb Nen pitches just one inning and gives up three runs on three hits.

2002: Robb Nen
In 2002, the NL was in the midst of a five-year losing streak, but led the AL 7-6 in the eighth inning. That is, until Robb Nen entered the game. Nen allowed the tying run to cross the plate in the eighth and the game eventually ended in a 7-7 tie. Fans were outraged…all because of Robb Nen.

2008: Tim Lincecum
COTSFGASP never even allowed Tim Lincecum to reach the clubhouse after being selected to his first ASG. The media reported Lincecum had “flu-like symptoms”, but everyone knows better. It was COTSFGASP that got Linc.

Let these examples serve as a warning to future All-Star pitchers who represent the Giants. Do whatever you have to do – miss the team bus to the stadium, fake an injury or make up a death in the family. Just don’t pitch in the All-Star Game because your career may never be the same. COTSFGASP is for real.

(Note: I understand Brian Wilson came in during the eighth inning Tuesday night and retired the only two batters he faced. This does not mean that the curse is broken. It just means NL manager Clint Hurdle was well aware of COTSFGASP and got Wilson the hell out of the game as soon as he possibly could.)

Ron Artest wants out, should have opted out

I hate to say I told you so, but I told Ron Artest to opt out.

Of course, I was thinking that Artest would have his pick of five-year, mid-level offers and he’d be able to play deep into the postseason for the rest of his career. But he decided to play out his contract because he thought he was in the Kings’ long-term plans. Now that he knows that he’s not, he wants to be traded.

There is the ongoing rumor of the Lakers giving up Lamar Odom, but lately the rumblings are that the Lakers aren’t so sure they want to give up Odom for Artest. The Heat have come up as a possibility (with Shawn Marion as trade bait), and Miami would probably be a good fit.

The good news is that Artest has decided to act as his own agent, much to the surprise of his actual agent, so at the very least this should be entertaining. The downside is that the crazier he acts, the less interest he’ll draw. It’s a double-edged sword, I’m afraid.

Chase Utley’s mom needs to wash his mouth out with soap

Josh Hamilton’s record-setting 28 home runs during Monday night’s Home Run Derby sent a message to baseball fans at Yankee Stadium that they were in for a treat. But Philadelphia Phillies’ second basemen Chase Utley had a much stronger message to New York fans…a message that was caught on live TV by ESPN.

Utley apparently didn’t appreciate that some of the NY fans were booing him. (Warning, an f-bomb is about to be dropped in the below video.)

I’m sure worse has been uttered at Yankee Stadium, but it’s funny that he dropped the f-bomb with an ESPN camera pointed inches from his face. Utley apologized Tuesday for the incident.

Agent: Bonds unlikely to play in 2008

Here’s a shocker: No team wants to touch Barry Bonds. According to Bonds’ agent Jeff Borris, his client’s services were offered to all 30 MLB teams and no club jumped on the opportunity to sign him.

“I offered Barry at the minimum salary, and when I ran into a brick wall, that’s when I came to the conclusion that he will not be in a major league uniform in 2008,” said Borris, in New York for the All-Star Game.

“I’m not a negative person. I’m one of those ‘never say never’ guys,” Borris added. “But it seems pretty clear to me that it’s just not happening. We could go up and down the rosters of every single team and I could show you an awful lot of spots where he ought to be plugged in right now, but it’s just not happening.”

“If everything were fair and equal in the world, Barry should get a fair market value offer,” he said. “But since everything is not fair and equal, I decided to offer him for the minimum. I thought for sure there would be a taker, and there were none. If that doesn’t raise the level of suspicion, I don’t know what does.”

Bonds’ name has come up periodically in speculation in recent months, with the Seattle Mariners, Arizona Diamondbacks, New York Mets and Boston Red Sox mentioned as potential landing spots. But none of the clubs linked to Bonds has come close to taking the plunge.

Good for MLB teams. No club should touch this guy given the perjury changes he faces and what he could potentially do to a clubhouse. And I’m not just talking about his attitude – the media circus that surrounds him would be a distraction for any contending club. Still though, it’s still a little surprising that no team in the AL would love to place Bonds in a DH role.

A Bonds-free 2008 is just what baseball – and their fans – needed.

Canseco gets slapped by Sikahema inside and outside of ring

Jose Canseco took on former NFL player Via Sikahema in the ring Saturday night in a celebrity boxing match. Well, Canseco kind of took on Sikahema. In all actuality, Canseco acted more like Sikahema’s personal heavy bag instead of his opponent.

Sikahema, who was an amateur Golden Gloves champ during his youth before starring in the NFL, rocked Canseco with a devastating left hook in the first 30 seconds that dropped the former slugger to the mat. After a brief recovery, Canseco withstood another flurry of punches from the “Tongan Terror” before falling like a timber and mercifully ending his night.

Asked after the fight if there were any surprises, Sikahema said, “That it didn’t finish in the first 30 seconds.”

According to a source familiar with the fight, Canseco earned a $35,000 purse – the equivalent of what he once made for several at-bats. But Canseco had to travel across the country to brawl Sikahema in what was supposed to be three, two-minute rounds. If Canseco goes any lower, his next gig may be blowing fire out of his mouth at county fairs.

The 45-year-old Sikahema, meanwhile, received $25,000, $5,000 of which he’s donating to the widow of a Philadelphia police sergeant killed in the line of duty earlier this year. “(Canseco’s) fighting for the money, but I’m fighting for a cause,” said Sikahema, who appeared in 80 amateur bouts before his pro football career. “In boxing, that means something.”

“He’s a very impressive-looking guy,” Sikahema added. “But the guy is a walking corpse, because he’s rotted inside out. He’s a pathetic figure.”

Ouch.


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