Month: June 2008 (Page 29 of 40)

Volleyball hottie Jenelle Koester strikes again!

A month ago, I pondered the success of beach volleyball by relating a story of my trip to the AVP Huntington Beach Open. In that post, I discussed Jenelle Koester (and her considerable… um… assets) and how sex plays such a big role in women’s (and men’s) beach volleyball.

Well, I thought I’d check up and see how Ms. Koester is doing, so I Google’d her and found this gem, courtesy of “rogets pics” on Flikr. Unfortunately, the picture is copyrighted, so I can’t post it here. But believe me, it’s worth a look.

Fore! Hawkins takes swipe at Chris Berman’s shtick

John Hawkins of Golf Digest isn’t too fond of Chris Berman doing live coverage of the U.S. Open Championship, which kicks off Thursday and runs through Father’s Day weekend.

But Chris Berman? He’s part of the program, too. In ESPN’s 18 hours of Thursday-Friday coverage, maybe half will be anchored by a rumblin’, bumblin’, stumblin’ earsore whose knowledge of pro golf is either severely impaired or on extended vacation. The nicknames. The clichés. The thousands of words spoken without a gram of true insight.

Isn’t this the same network that employs Mike Tirico, whose polish and knowledge suggest he was born with a microphone clipped to his lapel? Tirico handled the first two rounds of the Masters for ESPN. Is he doing pay-per-view from Torrey Pines? Is it less than $100 per hour? Where do I sign up?

I read that Berman views himself as sort of an everyman this week, telling the San Diego Union-Tribune, “I’m trying to be me and have a good time with it as someone who’s an avid follower of the game, like most of the audience. A 16 handicap, give or take, not a 3 or a scratch.” Some attempts at logic are frightening; others defy the principles of credibility that defend TV’s role as society’s most powerful medium.

Berman’s perspective captures the worst of both worlds. It’s not that a 16 handicap shouldn’t do live TV at the Open. Tirico isn’t much of a golfer—he’s too busy grinding over a stack of notes to shoot 73. With Berman, the five layers of shtick seem to camouflage a lack of preparation, proof that some disguises are better than others.

The ironic part is that at the top of Hawkins’ article reads: Golf World, in Partnership with ESPN. (ESPN obviously employees Berman.)

I’ve been saying it for two years – Berman is a shell of his former self. Worse yet, it’s apparent by his delivery that he still feels his shtick is working. He’s so over the top he makes Tom Cruise not seem like an over-actor.

Shockey all talk – shows up to camp

Despite threatening not to show up because of an ongoing contract dispute, Giants’ tight end Jeremy Shockey made an appearance at camp on Wednesday. An appearance is about all he made, however.

It appears his absence from the practice field at the minicamp today is a source of discontent, especially with Tom Coughlin. The coach spoke to the media a few minutes ago, about “the players that are here,” and specifically mentioned the “guys over in the injury area (on the side of the field).”

That begs the question, why wasn’t Shockey over there too?

“That’s between Shockey and I,” Coughlin said.

Asked if there was any specific reason why Shockey would stay inside, Coughlin said, “No, not really.”

Coughlin did say that due to the rehab of Shockey’s injured leg, he would not have been able to participate in practice. But clearly the coach felt Shockey belonged out on the field with the rest of his team.

Coughlin isn’t about to let one of his inmates run the asylum. It’s amazing how Shockey continues to make waves, yet the Giants won the Super Bowl last year without him. This guy has an ego the size of California.

Celtics + Game 3 = 4-Never

Everyone has their “one that got away.” You know, that person in your past who had all the tools to be a great match for you, but for one reason or another the two of you parted ways without ever really knowing what might have been. Maybe you’re in a great relationship now, maybe you’re not, but when times are tough, you sometimes think about that person and wonder, “What if?”

If the Boston Celtics go on to lose these Finals, Game 3 will be the one that got away.

She was gorgeous. (Pau Gasol: 3-9 from the field, nine points)

She was funny. (Lamar Odom: 2-9, five turnovers)

She was low-maintenance. (Derek Fisher: 1-6, six points)

She liked to pay her own way. (Kobe Bryant: 11-18 from the free throw line)

But she had this douchebag guy “friend” who was always hanging around, waiting to pounce. (Sasha Vujacic: 7-10, 20 points)

Still, at the very beginning, you were great together. (Ray Allen: 8-13, 25 points)

But something (was it fate?) stepped in and you just couldn’t make it work. (Paul Pierce + Kevin Garnett: 8-35 from the field, 19 points)

Just like that, you blew your chance. (Lakers 87, Celtics 81)

Boston had a golden opportunity to steal Game 3 and they let it slip away. Despite Ray Ray playing like he did with the Bucks, Pierce and Garnett looked all out of sorts, and could never really get it going. Pierce’s 2-14 shooting was absolutely brutal, and his play essentially cost his team the game and a commanding 3-0 lead in the series.

The Celtics can take solace in the fact that this is not the first time in these playoffs that a team squandered a chance to steal a game on the road. The Suns had a chance to win Game 1 in San Antonio. The Spurs had a chance to win Game 1 against the Lakers. What’s worrisome for Boston is that neither team recovered, and both teams went on to lose the series.

Ah, what could have been.

Wednesday Morning Baseball Musings

Cubs 10, Braves 5. Not only have the Braves lost four in a row, but also Tom Glavine now joins John Smoltz on the DL with an elbow injury. Atlanta has been absolutely brutal on the road this year (7-22).

Angels 6, Rays 1. The front office and coaching staff for the Halos must constantly pull their hair out with Jered Weaver. One game he’s throwing a three-hitter through eight innings and the next he’s only lasting four and he’s blasted for six runs. But nice gem last night, though.

Indians 1, Twins 0. What a game by C.C. Sabathia (9.0 IP, 5 hits, 0 ER, 5 K’s), who had previously lost four straight starts. The Tribe need to get this guy more run support. Since May, the Indians are averaging just over two runs a game when Sabathia starts.

Cardinals 7, Reds 2. Bad break for the Cards as Albert Pujols leaves the game with a calf injury. According to the club, the injury looks pretty serious. He’ll have tests done today, but it looks like Chris Duncan will get a call up to play first base.

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