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Jason Whitlock slams Mitch Albom

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 29:  Writer Mitch Albom appears in a conversation with Dr. Phil McGraw at the 12th Annual L.A. Times Festival of Books at Royce Hall on the U.C.L.A. campus on April 29, 2007 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images)

Jason Whitlock is not happy that Mitch Albom won The Red Smith Award from the Associated Press Sports Editors (APSE), and via The Big Lead, he shares his thoughts.

When I took a job in 1992 at the Ann Arbor News, I had a front-row seat during King Myth Albom’s glory years. My main job was covering the Fab Five. Albom’s main job seemed to be creating a Fab Five narrative that would fit neatly into a best-selling book.

Not surprisingly, most of my Michigan sports-writing peers watched the Fab Five pull up to practices and games in expensive SUVs and assumed C-Web, Jalen, Juwan and Co. weren’t exactly starving while pursuing higher education. I spent an entire day playing video games inside Webber’s beautifully furnished apartment. Years later, nothing about the Ed Martin investigation and the hundreds of thousands of dollars funneled to Webber surprised me.

Only Myth Albom, the “journalist” given the most access to the Fab Five by head coach Steve Fisher, was shocked by the good life Webber lived on UM’s campus. In his Fab Five book, Albom lamented the “fact” that Webber couldn’t afford McDonald’s while the university made millions off the sale of his jersey.

Feel-good narrative fiction bullshit was Albom’s money-maker long before he published Tuesdays with Morrie and The Five People You Meet in Heaven.

Whitlock’s story about the Fab Five made me wonder — back in the day, why didn’t he write about how Chris, Jalen and Juwan were driving expensive SUVs? Maybe he filed a story, I don’t know…but I doubt it. Instead he’s spending an entire day playing video games at Webber’s ‘beautifully furnished apartment.’

I’m not a fan of Mitch Albom either, but it seems Whitlock is not criticizing him for turning a blind eye to the money surrounding the Fab Five, since he did the same thing. Instead, he’s criticizing Albom for acting surprised about the revelation that they were paid to play for Michigan.

Isn’t this a little hypocritical?

Tiny Chinese gymnasts

It’s obvious to everyone that China broke the rules with gymnasts who were clearly under the minimum age of sixteen. Mitch Albom has a little fun with the story.

What did you expect? Any country that would lip-sync out a 7-year-old singer because she wasn’t cute enough for the opening ceremony wouldn’t hesitate to use underage children to capture gold medals. That’s a no-brainer. There is what you see and there is what really goes on in China, and what you see at these Games, the image they project, is as precious as oxygen to the New Emperor of the Planet. Who cares if a gymnast is so young she is, as one critic charged, “missing a tooth”?

In trying so hard to win, the Chinese are oblivious to the fact that they look ridiculous to the rest of the world. The Chinese team was impressive as hell in wiining the team gold medal, but China has paid a price with their credibility, not that they care much. At least guys like Albom can have some fun with it.

You must turn 16 in the Olympic year to compete in this sport. But honestly. This one girl? Deng Linlin? She’s 16 the way I’m 16. All the girls are tiny: She looks up to them. Previous registrations for events suggest several Chinese gymnasts may barely be 14 (even that is hard to believe), but all you need for the Games is a valid passport, and, surprise, the team has those. Who are you going to interrogate? The Chinese president?

Fortunately for the American team, Nastia Liuken and Shawn Johnson were able to finish first and second in the all-around competition. By taking the gold and silver medals, they were able to quell the controversy a little.