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		<title>Theismann on Patriots: Watch out for Danny Woodcock</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[John Paulsen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 16:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Needless to say, this got a big laugh out of the &#8220;No Huddle&#8221; crew, especially Deion Sanders. Take a look: Hey, maybe Theismann is a big Billy Bob Thornton fan.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Needless to say, this got a big laugh out of the &#8220;No Huddle&#8221; crew, especially Deion Sanders. Take a look:</p>
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<p>Hey, maybe Theismann is a <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419984/combined" target="_blank">big Billy Bob Thornton fan</a>.</p>
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		<title>Joe Theismann rips JaMarcus Russell</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anthony Stalter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:50:33 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[While appearing on Sirius NFL Radio Show Moving the Chains on Wednesday, former Redskins’ great Joe Theismann took the opportunity to make JaMarcus Russell feel lower than rat excrement. This is what Joe had to say (via Adam Schefter’s Twitter Page): &#8220;I can tell you conclusively that JaMarcus Russell never will be able to play [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>While appearing on Sirius NFL Radio Show Moving the Chains on Wednesday, former Redskins’ great Joe Theismann took the opportunity to make JaMarcus Russell feel lower than rat excrement.</p>
<p>This is what <a href="http://ubertwitter.com/" target="_blank">Joe had to say</a> (via Adam Schefter’s Twitter Page):</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I can tell you conclusively that JaMarcus Russell never will be able to play QB in the National Football League.&#8221;</p>
<p>More Theismann on JaMarcus Russell: &#8220;He just doesn&#8217;t get it.&#8221; Theismann advocates the Raiders trading for Jason Campbell, who does get it.</p></blockquote>
<p>I couldn’t agree more with what he said, although where was this opinionated version of Joe Theismann when he was a broadcaster? This is the same guy that would make obvious statements about players and teams and would rarely (if ever) bring anything to the table in terms of an originial thought. Now all of a sudden he’s Curt Schilling.</p>
<p>Personally, I think the Raiders should stay away from Campbell and take Jimmy Clausen with the eighth overall pick. They need a young, confident quarterback that loves the game and will take charge of a situation. Not that Campbell doesn’t love the game, but he would be better for a team that was already established outside of the quarterback position (a team like the Vikings – minus Brett Favre, of course). Oakland needs to rid itself of the Russell fiasco and start fresh.</p>
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		<title>NFL Week 17 Quick Hit Thoughts: Lions 0-16, Brees falls short, Big Ben hurt</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anthony Stalter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8211; With their 31-21 loss to the Green Bay Packers, the Detroit Lions wound up on the wrong side of history in 2008, finishing the season 0-16. No team in the NFL history has ever finished 0-16, but the good news for Lion fans is that owner William Clay Ford Sr. doesn’t plan on changing [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/det/photos;_ylt=AvOET5B7Rhcq7zmrF0wjELyF2bYF#photoViewer=urn%3Anewsml%3Asports.yahoo%2Cgetty%3A20050301%3Anfl%2Cphoto%2C49c7cf08b827a5745bf8e65ddce3eaf9-getty-81707232jd022_detroit_lions%3A1" target="_blank"><img decoding="async" class="photo_right" border="0" width="250" height="178" src="http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/e5/fullj.49c7cf08b827a5745bf8e65ddce3eaf9/49c7cf08b827a5745bf8e65ddce3eaf9-getty-81707232jd022_detroit_lions.jpg" alt="Detroit Lions" /></a>&#8211; With their 31-21 loss to the Green Bay Packers, the Detroit Lions wound up on the wrong side of history in 2008, finishing the season 0-16. No team in the NFL history has ever finished 0-16, but the good news for Lion fans is that owner <a href="https://www.scoresreport.com/2008/12/23/the-lions-problems-start-with-ford-sr/">William Clay Ford Sr. doesn’t plan on changing a thing about the organization</a>. Yikes.</p>
<p>&#8211; I feel bad for Drew Brees. He needed just 16 more passing yards in the <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=29776&#038;season=2008&#038;displayPage=tab_gamecenter" target="_blank">Saints’ 33-31 loss</a> to the Panthers on Sunday to eclipse Dan Marino’s record for most passing yards in a single-season. I’m a little surprised that with Carolina’s defenders playing so far back, that Brees didn’t just zing one over the middle for 10 or 12 yards and let one of his receivers pick up the rest of the yardage. But I admire Brees for slinging it down field in an attempt to try and win the game. (I think that’s what he was doing?)</p>
<p>&#8211; In a nightmare situation for the <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=29779&#038;season=2008&#038;displayPage=tab_gamecenter" target="_blank">Steelers in their 31-0 win</a> over the hapless Cleveland Browns on Sunday, quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was carted off the field after suffering a concussion late in the second quarter. Big Ben’s head slammed hard against the turf after he was crushed by two Brown defenders and it took the trainers nearly 15 minutes to attend to him. It’s unclear at this point the status of his health, although the Steelers do have a bye week before they host a playoff game.</p>
<p>&#8211; I didn&#8217;t see much of the <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=29769&#038;season=2008&#038;displayPage=tab_gamecenter" target="_blank">Ravens&#8217; 27-7 win over the Jaguars</a>, but I do know that Baltimore is one scary looking playoff team. Their defense will allow them to compete with anyone and Joe Flacco might be playing better than any rookie in the league &#8211; including Matt Ryan.</p>
<p>&#8211; Peyton Manning went <a href=" http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=29774&#038;season=2008&#038;displayPage=tab_gamecenter" target="_blank">7 for 7 for 95 yards and a touchdown</a> in his final tune up before the playoffs. Whoever wins the AFC West between the Chargers and Broncos Sunday night should savor the moment because it’s going to be short-lived considering they’ll have to play Indy next weekend.</p>
<p>&#8211; I can&#8217;t believe how far the Bears&#8217; defense has fallen since Chicago&#8217;s appearance in the Super Bowl two years ago. I mean, the <a href="http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter?game_id=29773&#038;season=2008&#038;displayPage=tab_gamecenter" target="_blank">Texans did whatever they wanted to the Bears</a> and Chicago&#8217;s secondary made Matt Schaub look like Joe Theismann.</p>
<p>&#8211; According to the <em>St. Petersburg Times</em>, Buccaneers’ running back Cadillac Williams appears to <a href="http://blogs.tampabay.com/bucs/2008/12/fears-of-torn-p.html" target="_blank">have suffered a torn left patellar tendon</a> in Tampa’s 31-24 loss to the Raiders. I don’t want to speculate before more information is released, but it’s a shame that such a promising career might be cut short.</p>
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