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13 terrible free agent deals

Jon Heyman of SI.com looks at the 13 worst free agent deals in baseball.

1. Hampton, $121 million, Rockies (and Braves). The deals for him and Denny Neagle ($55 million, five years) set the Rockies back five years. On the other hand, the complicated trade to send him away and get the Rockies on the path to the World Series was a stroke of genius. The Braves, who got him from the Marlins in November 2002, two days after Colorado dumped him, are known for wise pitching decisions, but this has to be their worst.

6. Kevin Brown, $105 million, Dodgers (and Yankees). The first $100-million free agent. There were whispers that no one was offering anywhere near nine figures, but the truth is that while L.A. was the high bidder, there were other fools out there, as well. He brought his surly demeanor to the Bronx for two years, and left without a word, never to be heard from again. That is, until the Mitchell Report was released.

9. Barry Zito, $126 million, seven years, Giants. Hard as it is to believe now, at least one other team (the Mariners) was willing to hit nine figures. Zito has lost 4-5 mph, leaving too little discrepancy between the fastball and his signature breaking ball. He’s still got almost six years to go, so there’s time to turn it around, but he turns 30 next month.

Interesting that six of Heyman’s 13-worst signings were starting pitchers. I’ve watched Zito pitch a couple times this year and he just doesn’t have it. Actually, he’ll have it for two or three innings, and then look completely befuddled the rest of the time. Of course, when your team only gets you a total of three runs in four starts, you’re not going to win many ballgames.

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Mike Tyson’s Punch Out: The Movie

Okay, so this is more gaming and entertainment than sports, but anyone that played Mike Tyson’s Punch Out growing up on the original Nintendo will appreciate this. Asylum.com put together a list of actors to play each one of the characters in Punch Out and it’s hilarious.

Check out who plays Little Mac, Glass Joe and the rest of the characters here. Tell me some of these actors weren’t born to play these roles.

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Chad Johnson wants out of Cincy

After a few months of insinuations, Chad Johnson has officially asked to be traded.

Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson left no room for doubt Wednesday: He wants out of Cincinnati as fast as possible and he doesn’t plan on reporting for any future Bengal function — mandatory or voluntary.

“Nothing has changed from what I’ve been saying for three months that I don’t want to play for the Bengals.”

Johnson made one of his strongest statements in saying he is not planning on reporting to any team functions because he wants to be traded.

“I want to be traded before the draft, and if that doesn’t happen, I want to be traded as soon as possible,” Johnson said. “I don’t intend on reporting to anything.”

As this was happening, I always got the feeling that he and the Bengals would repair the relationship and he’d be in Cincy this season. But it’s hard to go back from statements like these. (Though Kobe did it, so who knows.)

Possible suitors? The Raiders jump to mind, though they may not have the cap space after all their signings this summer. Wherever he lands, he’s the type of player that can shift the NFL landscape.

Ford to Oklahoma State

After dalliances with LSU and Providence, Travis Ford (UMass) pulled the trigger today by accepting the Oklahoma State head coaching position. His run at UMass combined with the rebuffs by Bill Self and Billy Gillespie led Mike Holder (Cowboy AD) to hire Ford.

On the surface it is a strange hire. Ford’s run at UMass only got his team into the NIT which is something that the fired Sean Sutton did. Also, his ties are to the East Coast and a more sensible hire would have been Chris Lowery from S. Illinois or even Tim Jankovich (Illinois State), who know the Big 12 and led the Redbirds to the NCAA tournament this year. Just another bizarre hire this year. Not quite as much of a reach as Craig Robinson at Oregon State or Rex Walters at San Francisco.

Providence nabs Keno Davis. One and done is not only for players. Drake head coach Keno Davis took the Providence job after a once and a lifetime year this past season. Time will tell if he is a “one hit wonder.”

This new round of hirings means there are only three sizable jobs still open. Drake could bump up the other Davis assistant (Chris). Stanford is looking for the right fit and UMass could go after Fran McCaffrey, who led Siena to the NCAA tournament this year. McCaffrey would be a great choice seeing he is the only coach to take three different non-bcs schools to the big dance.

Kids go crazy for Kiprusoff

Larry Brown Sports downloads a gem from YouTube of a kid who is completely infatuated with Calgary Flames’ goalie Mikka Kiprusoff. Like, completely infatuated.

Can you imagine when this kid is 50 and living in his parents’ basement still? Mikka Kiprusoff (long retired) jerseys, posters and pictures cover the walls and the now adult is still in full goalie equipment, rocking back and forth and every now and again shouting, “Mikka!” for no reason. By then he should have a restraining order or two out and all he does with his time is watch old Kiprusoff save highlights. Oh man, what a site.

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