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Interview with a Handicapper

Talking with Brandon Lang is similar to talking with Troy McClure, in a ‘Ha ha, that’s the funniest story I’ve ever heard! Okay, now you tell one’ way. Still, you have to have a certain kind of swagger to be a professional handicapper, never mind one that’s played by Matthew McConaughey in a major motion picture.

Come for the tidbits about who he likes in this weekend’s NFL playoff round, stay for the juicy stories about Bill Clinton, Wayne Greztky, and Sugar Ray Leonard. You definitely don’t want to miss the part about Sugar Ray Leonard.

Joey Porter doesn’t like to think

Now this is funny:

“[The Colts] don’t want to just sit there, line up and play football,” Porter told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. “They want to try to catch you off guard. They don’t want to play smash-mouth football, they want to trick you. … They want to catch you substituting. Know what I mean? They don’t want to just call a play, get up there and run a play. They want to make you think. They want it to be a thinking game instead of a football game.”

“They want to make you think.” Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sorry. Dude, that’s funny. I get what Porter’s saying. Really, I do. Football is a Man’s Sport, and when you talk about it, you need to puff out your chest and act all tough and mean. But the only thing that matters after four quarters is, did you win the game? Joey Porter doesn’t understand this, apparently. The Colts win football games. Sure, they don’t play smashmouth, but why should they? Because football’s a Man’s Sport? No, it’s a competition, and the point of competition is to win.

Sounds to me like Porter’s suggesting the Steelers are bigger and meaner than the Colts, but the Colts are smarter. That’d be like the Peyton Manning telling reporters, “The Steelers hit too hard, and I don’t like it!” Stop whining and play football.

Time to talk NFL Draft

Bush, Leinart, Young.

Bush, Young, Leinart.

Young, Bush, Leinart.

Or does someone else jump into the top-three? Things are going to change so much in the months leading up to the draft, but it’s still fun to talk about this stuff in January. Bush just announced he’s going pro, Young did the same last week. Oh, and Marcus Vick announced his intentions too. Then he waved a gun at a bunch of teenagers at McDonalds.

Here’s the thing: I’m not sold on Bush or Young. Yeah, call me crazy. All of a sudden, Young is this once-in-a-lifetime talent, one of the best college QBs ever, and some people say the Texans would be crazy to pass him up with the top pick. People compare him to Michael Vick, which sounds about right, only I can’t figure out if that’s good or bad. Some would say it’s good, but those of us who refuse to be hypnotized by all the highlight reels tend to say it’s not so good. Ron Mexico doesn’t have it figured out yet, so how is being the Next Michael Vick necessarily a good thing?

As for Bush, I’ve gone into more detail here, but I guess my first question would be, how is someone worthy of the first overall pick if you’ve got to then formulate a plan to make him an effective NFL back? He’s Brian Westbrook, only better. Would you take Brian Westbrook with the first pick of the draft?

And then there’s Leinart. His plan didn’t work: not only is he not the first pick, he’s not the reigning National Champ. Still, is he the pick? Look at Carson Palmer. Hell, look at Eli Manning. They each had a rough introduction to the NFL playoffs, for sure, but there aren’t many teams in football that wouldn’t love to have one of those guys as their starting QB. In three years, Bush may be Eric Metcalf and Young could be Akili Smith (or even Michael Vick), but maybe Leinart’s up there with Palmer, Eli and McNabb. Peyton Manning, even?

Bush going pro

Confirming what everyone already believed to be true, Reggie Bush announced Thursday that he will turn pro.

Most people think he’s a lock for the first pick. I just don’t see it. I know he’s explosive, I know he can beat you in so many different ways, but I also know that he’s listed at 6-0 and 200 pounds, and I’m pretty sure those numbers are a tad liberal. Can he withstand the pounding that an everyday NFL back takes? Can he give you 20-25 carries a game? That’s highly doubtful.

The best comparisons I’ve heard so far are to Philly back Brian Westbrook. Westbrook is a very good player and, in the right situations, he’s also very dangerous. But remember all the talk about the Eagles’ lack of a running game? Donovan McNabb threw the ball so much because Westbrook just isn’t an every-down back. So what makes people think Bush can be? Granted, he’s a better player than Westbrook but they’re still the same type of player, and Westbrook’s struggles offer a sobering preview of what may await Bush in the NFL.

Whoever drafts Bush will figure out ways to best utilize his talent in the NFL, but that comment alone should raise the question: Is Bush really the best player available in the draft? Seems to me if you’re taking someone with the first overall pick, you shouldn’t then have to devise some sort of plan to make him effective.

Packers want 49ers’ McCarthy

On the anniversary of the hiring of former 49ers offensive coordinator Mike Holmgren as their head coach, the Green Bay Packers went back to the well and made an offer to current San Francisco OC Mike McCarthy to fill the head coaching position vacated by Mike Sherman. The offer comes on the heels of general manager Ted Thompson’s furious interview schedule, where he visited several coaches over the last week and a half. McCarthy is highly regarded in Green Bay, where he served as the quarterbacks coach in 1999 before being hired as the Saints’ offensive coordinator in 2000.

This is an unorthodox move – offensive coordinators whose teams rank last in the league in total offense aren’t usually tapped for head coaching jobs. McCarthy does have a few nice items to put on his resume as he did lead the Saints to a team record 432 points in 2002. It’s unclear what this hire will mean for defensive coordinator Jim Bates, who was thought to be a frontrunner for the head job. He turned a sorry defense into a top 10 performer this season, and it would be a shame for the Packers to let him go.

The bigger question is how this move will affect Brett Favre’s decision to come back for another season. McCarthy does have a relationship with Favre (remember, he was the QB coach in ’99) and has continued to stay in touch with the future Hall of Famer since then.

The hire could be the defining decision of Thompson’s brief career with the Packers. If this backfires and the Packers don’t start winning soon, the organization will almost certainly clean house when the duo’s contracts are up.

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