Author: G-Spot

Eddy Curry, a Knick

Eddy Curry was traded to the New York Knicks tonight reportedly for Tim Thomas, Michael Sweetney, Jermaine Jackson, and draft picks according to the New York Daily News. Antonio Davis was also reported to be involved in the trade.

After being diagnosed with an irregular heartbeat that caused him to miss the final thirteen games of the regular season and the playoffs, the Bulls were insisting that Curry agree to a DNA test to see if he is susceptible to a potentially fatal heart condition known as hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. Curry and agent Leon Rose have been insistent that he would not submit to the testing worried that the Bulls would use the results in negotiations to potentially damage the financial aspects of Curry’s upcoming contract as a restricted free agent Each side has had their share of cardiologists upholding their views, and it has seemed a foregone conclusion that the trade was imminent as of last week when Rose went public with the trade offer.

It is a shame that a well-respected general manager such as John Paxson was made out to be the bad guy throughout negotiations by Curry and his agent. I find it hard to blame a GM who wants to avoid a situation such as the Boston Celtics had with Reggie Lewis or Loyola Marymount with Hank Gathers, both of whom collapsed and died as a result of hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. Curry has not been able to secure disability insurance because of his heart issues. Obviously, there is some measure of concern. But in a time when athletes jump from high school to the pros in an attempt to cash in rather than risk injuries playing in college (until the recent age requirement was instated), it is no wonder that a player would want to secure as big of a contract right now, than a potentially less lucrative contract in the future.

Paxson announced that the Bulls offered to pay Curry $400,000 annually for the next 50 years if he failed the genetic test. Does that sound like something an uncaring GM and organization would offer? Not a bad deal for someone who would probably not have to lift a finger for the remainder of his life, and still enjoy a more comfortable lifestyle than most of us will ever know. As an organization, the Bulls have been extremely generous historically. Towards the end of the Jordan era, the Bulls were paying MJ $33 million a year. While one can argue that he was worth much more than that to the team because of revenues generated, they certainly did not need to pay him that and could have signed him for considerably less. When Jay Williams injured himself in a motorcycle crash, the Bulls paid him $3 million when he was in clear violation of his contract and they were not required to give him anything. It is unfortunate that organizations are consistently made out to be uncaring corporations who try to devalue their players for better bargaining position, when there is clear evidence that this is not always the case.

Beyond the touchy-feely aspect of this story, it will be interesting to see how this drama unfolds. Will Curry be able to secure disability insurance? Will he continue to play like he did last year, showing signs of dominance offensively, or will he revert to his old lazy self after he signs what is reported to be a six-year, $60 million contract? Will the Bulls regret sending him to another Eastern Conference team and potentially face him in the playoffs for years to come? Did Paxson take advantage of the extremely fallible Isiah Thomas as so many other GMs have?

Stay tuned.

But, I don’t want to cuddle…

Well kids, domestic abuse isn’t just for professional athletes anymore. There is an exciting home game that only requires a spouse and a claw hammer as Christopher Offord of Panama City, FL found out. Reportedly, Offord and his wife engaged in some sexual activity, and afterward wife Dana Noser wanted to cuddle. Offord wanted to watch sports on television. So, he struck her approximately 70 times with a claw hammer. Problem solved. He was sentenced Wednesday for the 2004 slaying.

I think the majority of us have said or done some stupid things to spouses, girlfriends, etc. to allow us to watch sports. I know I have. I am passionate about sports, but never has the idea of striking someone with a claw hammer crossed my mind. To be fair, never have I seriously considered striking someone not directly involved in the sporting event with a sharp object. I, like most, have wished bodily harm upon a player before, or at least a nasty bout of incontinence. I haven’t even wished a player death before, much less executed upon someone in the immediate vicinity.

And if you think about it, this probably occurred in the late evening hours when only timber sports and re-runs of the World Series of Poker were on. I think only now do we have an idea of how truly sick this individual is.

Terrell Owens has arrived in camp

Terrell Owens has arrived in camp! Terrell Owens has arrived in camp! Let us all rejoice! What’s that? You don’t care? I don’t blame you. Even if you aren’t an Eagles fan, or a T.O. fan, you should care, at least a little. In case you are not familiar with the client-stealing, wheeling-dealing, no-feeling Drew Rosenhaus, he is the agent that is trying to rewrite the rules when it comes to salary negotiations. He handles high-level talent such as Owens, Javon Walker, and Zach Thomas and has significantly increased the amount of players he represents over the past few years. His argument is simple: teams can cut a player who is under-performing his contract, why can’t a player ask to re-work his contract for more money if he is over-performing? On the surface, it seems like a fair argument. It is no wonder why players such as Walker, who had an outstanding year last year, would want to work with Rosenhaus. Why be paid the amount to which you agreed? It’s un-American.

The reason you should be paid the amount you agreed to is because it is in the collective bargaining agreement the players union and the owners signed. The CBA allows a team to cut a player at any time, but it does not allow players to re-negotiate their contracts if they feel they are underpaid. Those are the rules.

For once, I actually like to see the ownership taking a hard line stance. If the player doesn’t want to play for that amount of money, don’t let him play. T.O. can sit out the remaining six years of the seven-year, $48.97 million deal. Don’t cut him. He is scheduled to make $3.25 million this year base, plus incentives. Sitting in his living room every Sunday is not going to help him make those incentives. It might be worth paying him that much so he doesn’t sign with another team you would face twice during the season or play in the Super Bowl. He would be losing more than the incentives, he would lose endorsement deals too. As much as it would pain me to not see him in that terrible Right Guard commercial, I think I could get over it knowing that being a crybaby didn’t pay off for him. The public relations alone from this drama is going to hurt his market value. Not only did the martyr act not work, calling out quarterback Donovan McNabb probably didn’t endear him to many fans and consumers either. It would appear that Rosenhaus and Owens finally saw the light as T.O. showed up for camp Monday. They insist that they are still in talks with ownership, but they have pretty much lost all of their bargaining power. Expect to see this fizzle out like the Eagles in the playoffs every year, and be re-kindled next off-season.

The new and improved NHL…if anyone cares

Writing as one of hockey’s six remaining fans, I am excited about this season. Most team’s rosters currently retain only about half of the players they employed before the locked-out season. How about that new Markus Naslund you’ve had your eye on? A Scott Niedermayer would look pretty good at your blue line. How about a 2005 Khabibulin between the pipes? They could be yours, for cheap too. Everyone is a buyer with a Collective Bargaining Agreement that requires every team to have a minimum salary requirement. In the new CBA, no one player can account for more than 20% of a team’s salary. Thus, if a team signs a Peter Forsberg for the max $7.8 million, that team has to spend the maximum team salary so his contract does not account for more than 20% of the total. This should restrict teams from stockpiling all-stars, and trying to buy a Stanley Cup. Sorry, Rangers fans. GMs will have to be creative like NFL GMs were forced to do, and marquee players may have to *gasp* not go to a team solely for the money. I know, pure lunacy. Unlike NFL teams, though, they will not be able to cut a player and get the cap money back. GMs will have to sleep in the beds they made, whether it’s at a Red Roof Inn or a Ritz-Carlton. Maybe they can even instill some type of team loyalty back in professional sports and market their premier players to the public as more than just a stopgap until someone less expensive comes along and they trade or waive that player.

Fans become die-hard fans of a team because of the players, usually a player. How many Bulls fans are there because of Michael Jordan? And he’s been retired for seven years (note: Washington never happened). Notice I didn’t use a hockey player in that example. I think they are taking some of the best features from the NBA (max money contracts) and the NFL to come up with a deal that may lead to long-term stability for a league that desperately needs it. Now, if they realized they may have to reduce some of the most expensive ticket prices in professional sports to less than a mortgage payment for a family of four to go to a game, the casual fan may actually head down to the arena rather than change the channel on their way to more reality TV. More on the G-Spot’s take of the new NHL to come.

Cubs fans show their support

The boo-birds at Wrigley Field this year are out of hand. It used to be that a Cub player could do no wrong. Now, Cub legend Ron Santo would be booed out of the building for not walking fast enough on his two prosthetic legs. Any fan base within five outs of the World Series two years ago is going to have higher expectations than before, especially after a century of losing. I can understand the occasional boos. However, this used to be amongst the most congenial crowds in sports, everybody drunk on beer, chatting on cell phones, and maybe even watching the game. The Cubs have spent the money, have the talent (although injured most of the year), and should be competing every game. With Prior, Zambrano, Maddux, young lefty Rich Hill, and the occasional Kerry Wood start and now relief appearance, we are right to expect wins. But boos are now as common as cheers at Wrigley. Crowds are chomping at the bit for either manager to put in a player they can jeer with the two most common players this year being LaTroy Hawkins and Corey “Trade Bait” Patterson. On Tuesday, the crowd at Wrigley led an inning long “Hawkins sucks” chant after he came in for the Giants in the eighth. An inning long! Even current Cubs players such as Derrek Lee and Ryan Dempster told the media it crossed the line. I can understand booing an opposing pitcher on his way to and from the mound, but a whole inning? Hawkins is lucky Cubs fans didn’t take a cue from Phillies fans and start throwing batteries. But, then their cell phones wouldn’t work. If you have to boo, boo someone deserving, like all of the St. Louis Cardinals.