Newsflash: The Vikings are in trouble. Of course, you knew that. Everyone knew that after the news got out about their floating sex party. Of course, just when you thought that maybe — maybe — the Vikings would respond by playing some inspired football, they instead get embarrassed by the Bears in a 28-3 loss. The box score is terrible: Daunte Culpepper threw two picks and completed just 26 of his 48 attempts (54%), no Minnesota WR topped 41 yards, and while Mewelde Moore had 109 total yards (57 rushing), he obviously failed to reach the end zone. Meanwhile, TE Jermaine Wiggins caught 10 passes, which is great in point-per-reception leagues, but with just 68 yards, Wiggins hardly set the world on fire this weekend.
At this point, it’s hard to recommend starting any Minnesota player. Travis Taylor has delivered some big games with Nate Burleson on the shelf, but he, like every other Vikings receiver (including Burleson, when he comes back), is far too inconsistent to be anything more than a last-ditch option. Moore is capable of putting up some impressive yardage totals but has failed to reach the end zone now in 15 career games. By default, Culpepper remains the team’s most attractive starting option, but with four TDs and 12 interceptions on the season, it may very well be time to bench all your Vikings, including Culpepper, until further notice.
SUNDAY HEADLINERS
Mark Brunell: 331 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT
Wow, who saw this one coming? Brunell was awful last year in nine starts for the ‘Skins, completing 118 of his 237 attempts for 1,194 yards, seven TDs and six INTs. That’s all good for 63.9 QB rating. This year? Try 85.7…and that’s before Sunday’s game. Brunell has now thrown for 300-plus yards each of the last two weeks and has at least two TD tosses in each of his four starts on the year. Of course, Santana Moss’ breakout season is probably making Brunell look better than he really is, but at this point, there are few safer fantasy QBs out there.
ALSO: Carson Palmer (272 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT), Drew Bledsoe (312 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT), Jake Plummer (262 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT), Tom Brady (299 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT)
Shaun Alexander: 22 carries, 141 yards, 4 TD
LaDainian Tomlinson is having another monster season (and delivered another monster performance this week), but Alexander is every bit as reliable and valuable as LT2. The Seattle back has always been a TD machine but after this game against the Texans, Alexander now already has 12 touchdowns on the season, a pace that would leave him with 32 for the season. Tomlinson, meanwhile, has 11 TDs and a slight edge in total yards. Any way you slice it, Alexander is an elite fantasy back and any talk of anyone other than LT and Alexander going 1-2 in drafts this year seems ludicrous in hindsight.
ALSO: LaDainian Tomlinson (31 carries, 140 yards, 1 TD; 2 catches, 39 yards, 1 TD; 1 passing TD); Willis McGahee (29 carries, 143 yards, 1 TD; 3 catches, 24 yards); Curtis Martin (18 carries, 148 yards, 1 TD); Tatum Bell (13 carries, 114 yards, 1 TD; 3 catches, 20 yards)
Santana Moss: 10 catches, 173 yards, 2 TD
The Redskins took a lot of heat for trading Laveranues Coles for Santana Moss straight up, but look at the numbers: Coles has 26 catches, 289 yards and one TD for the Jets, while Moss now has 33 catches, 631 yards and four TD in Washington. That’s a 2,019-yard, 12-TD pace, and that’s a great trade for the ‘Skins. For those of you who snagged Moss late, congrats.
ALSO: Chad Johnson (8 catches, 135 yards, 1 TD); Jeremy Shockey (5 catches, 129 yards, 1 TD); Steve Smith (6 catches, 123 yards, 1 TD); Rod Smith (6 catches, 123 yards, 1 TD)
SUNDAY FLATLINERS
Trent Dilfer: 147 yards, 0 TD, 1 INT
Considering Dilfer came into today’s match-up with the Ravens averaging 260 yards and better than a touchdown a game, the Cleveland QB was probably in a fair amount of starting lineups this week, especially with Brett Favre and Donovan McNabb both on byes. Granted, it’s not exactly surprising that Dilfer laid an egg against the Baltimore D, but owners who started him in a pinch were at least hoping for one TD. So were Browns fans.
ALSO: Daunte Culpepper (237 yards, 0 TD, 2 INT); Vinny Testaverde (161 yards, 0 TD, 2 INT); Tommy Maddox (154 yards, 1 TD, 3 INT); Trent Green (181 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT)
Ricky Williams: 5 carries, 8 yards, 0 TD; 6 catches, 22 yards
If you watched ESPN this morning, you saw a report that said you could expect Williams to get plenty of work in his first game back from suspension. Maybe I misinterpreted that statement, because Ricky and Ronnie Brown each had 11 touches, with the rookie getting nine carries to Williams’ five. The Dolphins fell behind early in Tampa Bay, which could partially explain Ricky’s lack of carries, but until (unless?) Nick Saban establishes a starter, neither Miami back is a safe start.
ALSO: Jerome Bettis (4 carries, 4 yards, 0 TD); Kevin Jones (12 carries, 21 yards, 0 TD); Stephen Davis (13 carries, 27 yards, 0 TD); Anthony Thomas (21 carries, 47 yards, 0 TD)
Laveranues Coles: 4 catches, 33 yards, 0 TD
Coles has had games of 17, 16 and 33 yards, has topped out at 89 yards this year, and has scored just one touchdown. That translates into a 770-yard, two-TD pace, not to mention a terrible trade for the Jets.
ALSO: Randy Moss (0 catches – injury); Eddie Kennison (0 catches); Lee Evans (3 catches, 22 yards); Mike Williams (2 catches, 27 yards)
