Author: Anthony Stalter (Page 1403 of 1503)

EX-NFL receiver Morton KO’d in MMA debut

Former Lion, Chief and 49er receiver Johnnie Morton was knocked out just 38 seconds into round one of his Mixed Martial Arts debut against Bernard Ackah on Saturday night, then was suspended for refusing to supply a urine sample for drug testing.

Apparently Morton only trained for two months before fighting Ackah, but was ready according to his trainer Mike Guymon:

“When you want to jump into something, you jump into something,” Guymon told the Times. “I’ve been fighting for 10 years and I still don’t feel like I’m prepared.”

Uh, except when you’ve only trained for two months and are going against a guy that knows multiple ways to beat your ass. Not really a good way to dive head first into something if you ask me. Plus, if Guymon is saying he doesn’t even feel prepared after 10 years of fighting, how is Morton ready to fight after only two months?

Guymon later said that Morton, “needs more experience” before competing in bigger fights. Gee, ya think? I would tell Morton to completely find another hobby if he’s dumb enough to climb into a MMA ring – even if it’s only for 38 seconds – after only two months of training.

Benitez shipped to Florida, Sabean’s a joke

According to the San Francisco Chronicle, the Giants traded embattled closer Armando Benitez to the Marlins for relief pitcher Randy Messenger. After Benitez’s balk-a-thon Tuesday night in the 12th inning at New York, a tuna sandwich would have been enough from the Marlins.

Check out Giants’ GM Brian Sabean’s comments after dealing Benitez:

“The first game here (in New York) we had three players who were not available. That was not Armando’s fault. Tonight we had three hits and looked dead as a doornail. That was not Armando’s fault. We are at a crossroads in my mind, and apparently the fans, the press and some people in the clubhouse felt he needed to go…”

Oh please Brian, don’t act like the fans or media made this decision for you. Benitez was a bum in the clubhouse, a bum on the field and was never worth the $21.5 million he duped you into paying him. And the offense that “looked dead as a doornail” the other night was one that you put together big boy. It’s amazing how you still have a job after trading Francisco Lirano, Boof Bonser and Joe Nathan for freaking A.J. Pierzynski.

A-Rod’s “bush league” move overblown

Plenty of people are up in arms over Alex Rodriguez’s “Mine!” or “Ha!” call while running behind Blue Jays’ third basemen Howie Clark in the Yankees’ 10-5 victory Wednesday night. Jays manager John Gibbons called the play “bush league” after the game:

“Everybody in the games respects the Yankees; they play the game right,” Blue Jays manager John Gibbons said. “They play hard, and that’s what they are known for. But I thought it was bush league. That’s not Yankee baseball, man. Everybody respects them, but maybe I am wrong, I haven’t been around that long.”

First and foremost, I agree with Gibbons in that this move wasn’t very Yankee-like. The New York Yankees are always supposed to be the epitome of a team that respects the game to its fullest. However, isn’t this being blown up a bit because it was A-Rod? I would never expect Derek Jeter, Albert Pujols or Torii Hunter to pull a stunt like this, but what if they had? I guarantee some people would have called it a “strategic move”, but because it was an ass like Rodriguez, everybody just piles on. I’m not defending what he did, because really, we never see this kind of thing and I don’t want the MLB to turn into a Little League atmosphere where anything said, goes. But lets keep everything in perspective here. When you factor in how some first basemen fake throws back to the pitcher after pickoff attempts and how infielders sometimes fake tags in order to keep a runner from taking an extra base, what A-Rod did is kind of pair for the course. Bush league? Maybe, considering most players would never do something like that for respect of the game, but overblown? Definitely.

Plus nobody bitched when Willie Mays Hayes from “Major League” did it for the Cleveland Indians back in 1989.

Did Falcons trade wrong QB? Not entirely

Surry Commonwealth prosecutor Gerald Poindexter says he has evidence that links Michael Vick directly to dog fighting, or more specifically, has two informants who can. Whoop-dee-doo. Wait about an hour and Poindexter – who is about as fickle as a cat – will say he doesn’t have any evidence and note the investigation is still ongoing. If I hear any real news, I’ll post it, but for now, lets move on to something else, shall we?

One of the more popular statements being thrown out by radio host, newspaper columnist and bloggers everywhere, is that the Falcons traded the wrong quarterback when they dealt backup Matt Schaub to the Houston Texans in March. Considering Vick’s recent dog days, it’s easy to say Atlanta was complete fools in trading a talented prospect like Schaub.

Lets take a closer look, however:

-Schaub was set to become a free agent after the 2007 season and therefore was no guarantee he would re-sign with the Falcons. After playing second fiddle to Vick for four years, why would he want to re-sign?

-No matter how good Schaub has looked in preseason and in spot duty, he’s never won a game in which he’s started. He’s a talented prospect, but the jury is still out on if Schaub can win in this league.

Vick’s contract is absurd until he becomes a free agent in 2014, so even if Atlanta wanted to trade him, there’s no guarantee any team would have took on his salary. Therefore, trading or outright releasing him would have put the Falcons in cap hell and make it hard to re-sign Schaub to a big contract anyway. And don’t believe the Raiders were “highly interested” because that was just Internet-fodder.

-The Falcons were 7-9 last year and had a ton of pre-draft holes. Depth was an issue at virtually all posistions and they needed starters on the defensive line, secondary and left guard.

-To go along with the above pivot point, the Falcons landed DE Jamaal Anderson and G Justin Blalock – two potential rookie starters – thanks to the swap with Houston, plus they still have a second round pick coming in ’08.

-There’s no way the Falcons could have foreseen all of this controversy with dog fighting, even with Vick’s “Watergate” incident and flipping off the Georgia Dome patrons. Sorry, but dog fighting is on another level than having a trick water bottle in an airport.

So, did the Falcons trade the wrong quarterback? I think there’s a valid argument either way, especially when you consider Vick’s off field issues and on field consistency problems, but it’s not as clear cut as people are making it out to be. If anything, the Falcons are more foolish for the absurd contract they gave Vick in ’04 than for dealing Schaub.

New league ready to compete with NFL? Oh boy…

A new football league is apparently in the works and ready to rival the NFL, according to FOXSports.com. The United Football League, which was created by Bill Hambrecht, a Wall Street businessman, and Tim Armstrong, a senior executive at Google, apparently wants to kick off its preseason in August of 2008. Hambrecht and Armstrong already have one owner on board: Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban.

“(Former NFL coach) Bill Walsh used to tell me that the last 20 players cut from every team were almost interchangeable with the last 20 players to make the team,” Hambrecht says.

So let me get this straight, these two boy wonders are standing around the water cooler one day and say, “Hey, we’ve got a ton of money, let’s start a new football league to rival the NFL!” One of the major complaints in the NFL now is that the league is too watered down. Yet these guys think people are actually going to tune in to watch the NFL’s scrubs? Nevertheless compete against the NFL during the NFL’s regular season? I could see a league trying to challenge the NFL in its offseason, but not parallel to America’s most popular regular season. I believe the last football league to attempt this feat was the XFL, and anyone unfortunate enough to actually remember that debacle recalls it only lasted a year and because nobody gave a crap.

Not to rain on your parade fellas, but I think it would be easier to resurrect Britney Spears’ career right now than trying to compete with the popularity of the NFL.

Sincerely,

“He Hate Me”

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