Author: Anthony Stalter (Page 1390 of 1503)

You know you’re in trouble when…

…you sign a 5-10, 179 pound wide receiver from Japan, as is the case with the Atlanta Falcons inking Noriaki Kinoshita, a native of Osaka and a player who spent the last three seasons with the Amsterdam Admirals of NFL Europa.

At the receiver position, Kinoshita finished the year with 21 receptions for 308 yards and two touchdowns, which was second-best on the Admirals. In 2006, Kinoshita earned All-NFLEL honors as he led the league with 19 kickoff returns for 530 yards (27.9).

I’m sure there’s a karate joke in there somewhere, but I’m going to go ahead and leave this one be for now. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this is hardly the best move in efforts to replace the injured Brian Finneran (out for the second season in a row with a torn ACL), so I highly doubt Adam Jennings and Fred Gibson have anything to worry about at this point.

Baroid at it again, won’t do HR derby

SI.com is reporting that Barry Bonds will not participate in the home run derby.

“Nope,” Bonds said Thursday when asked about the Derby. “Especially when you’re 42. It’s not that you don’t want to, it’s that you just can’t anymore. You can’t. It’s too long. Too much waiting. Too much sitting around. You can’t do that.”

The article also reports Bonds will throw a party on Monday night along with hip-hop artist Jay Z.

Not that I’m one bit surprised by Bonds’ decision, but how the hell could his 42 year old ass be tired after participating in the home run derby – in his own park by the way – but not after throwing a freaking hip-hop party with Jay Z? Once again, not that this is a surprise and he can do whatever he wants to do, but come on Barry, if you can bust a move with Jay Z, you can swing a bat a couple times in front of your fans (your only fans) for a couple of hours.

KC Joyner is hitting the sauce

Over the past few weeks, ESPN.com columnist KC Joyner has been conducting position-by-position lists of the most overrated/underrated NFL players in the league. His latest installment was on safeties and at the very top of the overrated list was Ed Reed of the Baltimore Ravens.

Reed’s metrics were terrible last year. His 14.9 combined YPA was the fifth-worst in the league among coverage safeties. He gave up the third-highest number of total yards. He had the fourth-most bomb passes thrown his way and the third-worst YPA at that depth level.

Joyner also writes how Carson Palmer has figured out some of Reed’s tendencies and has exploited them in the past.

In the intro to his piece of crap, Joyner comments on how he doesn’t take run support into account when determining these rankings – just coverage skills. Well KC, safeties are about defending both the run and pass or else they’d call the position “cornerback”. And actually, he goes on to mention how he splits safeties into the “run” and “coverage” categories, yet never elaborates throughout the rest of the column.

I’m so sick of these columnist and their overrated/underrated lists. All they do is trot out a bunch of overrated stats and don’t account for if the guy actually makes the freaking play or not. After all, isn’t that what sports is all about – making plays? I don’t need a mathematician telling me how who’s overrated or not. Who the frick cares that Reed has some flaws, doesn’t everybody? Maybe if he didn’t have to make up for Samari Rolle’s mistakes all the time, he wouldn’t give up so many yards himself. Ask Peyton Manning if he thinks Reed (who picked off Manning twice in the AFC Divisional playoffs last season) is overrated.

In my opinion, you can’t get any more overrated than Roy Williams of the Cowboys, considering he has no coverage skills whatsoever, yet still gets credit as one of the best at his position.

“The Ego” expected to leave ESPN

Larry Brown Sports is reporting longtime broadcaster and host Dan Patrick is expected to leave ESPN Radio soon.

Expect Dan Patrick to announce soon…maybe within hours…that he’s leaving BSPN to pursue other radio and television opportunities. Apparently Patrick feels that his exposure is at it highest…and that this is a perfect time to branch out on his own. Don’t be surprised to see Patrick resurface first with a syndicated radio show.

While it’s hard to disagree that Patrick is a savvy vet in the radio world, I can’t stand his ego at times. I appreciate that he doesn’t give into pompous athletes like Terrell Owens, but apparently it takes one to interview one if you catch my drift. His show is still entertaining – especially with all the guests he’s able to pull down – but man, he loves himself.

As far as Patrick’s next move, SPORTSbyBROOKS has some humorous suggestions, including one that entails charcoal.

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