Author: Anthony Stalter (Page 1372 of 1503)

Vick must be trying to eclipse Pacman status

As if federal charges for illegal gambling and dog fighting weren’t enough, Michael Vick was cited for not wearing a seat belt during a routine traffic stop in Virginia over the weekend. The original reason he was pulled over, however, was because the tint on his windows was too dark.

Forget the tint on the windows – teenagers get pulled over hourly for that – but not wearing a seat belt when you’re already a marked man is extremely smart. Writing about something like this is nitpicking at this point I know, but it’s the same stupidity that already has gotten this fool into the current trouble he’s facing.

It’s like Pacman riding around without registration and insurance in, no less, a bright orange Lamborghini, which by the way didn’t have the right plates.

No idea what Vick is waiting for

So I foolishly wasted almost an entire day waiting to see if Michael Vick would take a plea agreement for charges stemming from illegal gambling and dog fighting. Annnnddd I’m still waiting…

Apparently Vick is still weighing his options. What options he’s weighing, I have no idea, but he continues to dig a deeper hole (no insensitive pun intended) for himself. One of his co-defendants has already stated that Vick, “helped drown dogs” and I’m sure more specific information is ready to come out. Three out of the four co-defendants have taken plea deals and admitted guilt, so what Vick is waiting for I have no clue.

If he fights this I hope they lock him up for longer than five years, which is now possible, by the way, with the state of Virginia set to proceed with their own charges. If you’re insensitive to fight and kill dogs, and then even dumb enough not take a lesser sentence when one’s on the table, you deserve the worst punishment prosecutors can hand out. And actually, you deserve the worst punishment that can be doled out, just for being insensitive enough to fight and kill the dogs.

Johnson to land on PUP list?

Just when fantasy owners get good news Larry Johnson will strike a deal that would end his holdout, Chiefs owner Carl Peterson told ESPN that his star player might end up on the PUP list to start the season. Peterson also noted that no deal with Johnson is imminent, which once again is fantastic news for fantasy owners.

To clarify about the physically-unable-to-perform list, if the Chiefs place Johnson on the PUP list, he won’t be able to practice or play in any preseason games before the start of the regular season. If KC activates him from the PUP list before the start of the season, he’ll be eligible to play in Week 1. However, if they don’t active him, he won’t be eligible to play until after Week 6.

After watching the Kolby Smith and Michael Bennett rush for a combined 11 yards on 14 carries in the Chiefs’ 11-10 loss to the Dolphins Thursday night, Peterson better get his act together and just pay Johnson already. Seriously, what’s the holdup?

Admit to steroids – get off clean

MLB Commissioner and total nimrod Bud Selig announced he wouldn’t hand out any punishment to Jason Giambi since the Yankee fully cooperated with Senator George Mitchell’s investigation of steroids in baseball.

So apparently as long as you admit to doing something wrong, you won’t face punishment. Wish that method worked for me back in middle school when I used to change my grades on my report card (sorry again mom).

It’s nice to award a guy for coming clean, but that doesn’t mean he gets a free pass. Maybe this is why the game of baseball continues to be in complete shambles. Seriously Selig, you’ve known there’s been a problem in your league for years, yet continue to do nothing to clean up the situation, including punish a guy for actually admitting he cheated. Hey, I guess if there’s money to be made off guys cheating and hitting long home runs, it’s okay if players juice, right?

Bud the Slug couldn’t run a cub scouts group, nevertheless Major League Baseball.

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