Author: Anthony Stalter (Page 1320 of 1503)

Fooled you!

Early Wednesday morning it appeared that Bill Parcells would be heading to the Atlanta Falcons to become the V.P. of football operations. By Wednesday afternoon, Parcells changed his mind and is now considering an offer to join the Miami Dolphins front office.

Team owner Arthur Blank issued the following statement:

“Late last night it was revealed to the media by a source outside the Falcons that we were close to reaching an agreement with Bill Parcells to lead the club’s football operations.

Prior to the information becoming public, we had reached an agreement in principle with Parcells, and we met with him this morning to complete the contract. At that time, we were made aware by Parcells that he was considering a revised offer from the Miami Dolphins. He later informed us that he would not be signing a contract with us.

Shocker, you mean Bill Parcells changed his mind? Wait three more hours and word will spread that he’s heading into the NHL or something. At least the fleebag waited until Arthur Blank got on a plane and traveled all the way up to New York before telling him that he changed his mind. It’s not as if Blank hasn’t had enough problems to deal with this year.

Update: Parcells signed a four-year contract to become the Dolphins’ executive vice president of football operations. If he completes two of those four years, I’ll be shocked.

Tuna sighting in Hotlanta

Bill Parcells is on the verge of accepting a deal to oversee the football operations for the Atlanta Falcons, according to the New York Daily News.

“I think I probably will do it,” Parcells said by phone from his home in Saratoga. “The job description is to be the football operations overseer. We still have a little work to do, but I don’t think it’s anything major. I don’t expect any real deal-breaker. I don’t think there will be any major hangups.”

“I’m going to oversee the football operation, Parcells said. “I’m going to hire a general manager if the deal is finalized in Atlanta. We are going to hire a coach and talk to all the coaches who are there. It’s going to be a collective effort. The triangle is going to be the GM, the coach and Bill Parcells. I’m also going to include Rich McKay if he wants to stay in the business.

“Under no circumstances is Bill Parcells ever going to return to the field.”

Love the third-person talk, Bill. This is a bold and risky move by Falcons’ owner Arthur Blank. On one hand, Parcells will bring much needed leadership, direction and credibility to a franchise in desperate need of all three. However, this was also a man who took the Patriots to the Super Bowl in 1995, while also negotiating to become the next head coach of the New York Jets. If that doesn’t sound familiar (ahem, Bobby Petrino) Falcons, I don’t know what will.

For better or worse, however, the “Big Tuna” will bring a new look to the Falcons. And after the year they’ve had, that certainly isn’t a bad thing.

THSBCA to Clemens: take your speech elsewhere

According to the Houston Chronicle and ESPN.com, in the wake of MLB releasing its “Mitchell Report”, the Texas High School Baseball Coaches Association is deciding whether or not to allow former Yankees’ pitcher Roger Clemens to be its keynote speaker at its state convention next month.

The association’s officers spent the weekend reviewing the matter before concluding that Clemens, a 354-game winner over a major league career that began in 1984, “was an inappropriate influencer to baseball coaches and students alike.”

Clemens, who pitched for the University of Texas and came out of retirement after the 2003 season to pitch the next three seasons for the Houston Astros, was slated to be the convention’s keynote speaker on Jan. 12, with the topic being “my vigorous workout, how I played so long [in professional baseball],” according to the Chronicle.

I don’t think they need to remove Clemens as their keynote speaker. Instead, just change his topic from “my vigorous workout, how I played so long in professional baseball” to “my vigorous workout and butt loads of HGH, how I played so long in professional baseball.”

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