Author: Anthony Stalter (Page 1319 of 1503)

Water cooler recap: Week 16

Bengals 19, Browns 14
Derek Anderson has been a fantastic surprise for the Browns this season. But he was brutal today. While he kept the Browns in the game with two touchdown passes in the second half, he also threw four interceptions, two of which led to Cincinnati touchdowns right before the half. Then when his defense gave him an opportunity to win the game by recovering a fumble with under a minute to play, Anderson seemed gun shy to go down field, often settling for check down passes that resulted in time being wasted off the clock. With how great he’s been for the Browns this season, it’s unfair to tear Anderson down after one loss. But it’s unfortunate that the Browns could have clinched a well-deserved playoff spot with a win, and he turned in his worst performance of the season.

Bears 35, Packers 7
While the weather conditions certainly didn’t help, Green Bay’s special teams were absolutely atrocious today. Punter Jon Ryan muffed a punt and had three more blocked, as the Bears played like they were the ones with the number one playoff spot on the line, not Green Bay. The whole Packer team looked lethargic, uninterested and completely affected by the weather – a complete role-reversal to how they’ve played all season. Hopefully for Packer fans, this game was an aberration and not a sign of things to come.

Patriots 28, Dolphins 7
Stop and think about this for a second: the Patriots are one win away from a 16-win season. One season…16 wins. That’s simply amazing. What’s even more amazing is how easy it has looked for New England. Three minutes into every game they’re up 7-0. Five minutes into every game, they’re up 14-0. Before you know it, they’re up 41-3 and Tom Brady has three touchdowns and 350 yards. I’ve never seen a team like this and it’s going to be thrilling to watch them over the next couple of weeks.

Colts 38, Texans 15
Kind of thought we’d the Texans would have played a little better today. After Houston took a 7-0 lead just minutes into the game, the Colts scored 31 unanswered points thanks to another typical Peyton Manning (28 of 35 for 311 yards and three touchdowns) performance. It’s funny that with how great the Patriots have been this year, no one seems to be talking about the Colts. They’ve been banged up all season, yet after an ugly loss to San Diego in Week 10, Indy has rattled off six straight wins. This season is just another testament to how good of a coach Tony Dungy is.

Jaguars 49, Raiders 11
Beware AFC playoff teams: Don’t fall asleep on the Jacksonville Jaguars. They can run the ball (201 yards today), have a solid defense (four turnovers) and a solid quarterback in David Garrard (11 for 18, 199 yards and three totals touchdowns). If anyone thinks they can’t knock off Indianapolis, San Diego or Pittsburgh on the road, then you’re crazy. At 11-4, the Jags would be the third best team in the AFC. Instead, they’re a Wild Card in the AFC. Amazing.

Giants 38, Bills 21
Before I get into the Giants, how great was it to see Kevin Everett at the game today? It was an absolutely fantastic site…It was an ugly start, but the Giants clinched a playoff berth thanks to fantastic rushing performances by Ahmad Bradshaw (151 yards) and Brandon Jacobs (145 yards, 2 touchdowns). Under Tom Coughlin, the Giants have made the playoffs in three of the past four seasons (’05, ’06, ’07). While winning the Super Bowl is the ultimate goal, aren’t coaches supposed to get their teams into the postseason? Granted, it’s tough to keep going to the playoffs and losing in the first round, but this guy deserves more credit than he’s received, especially since he’s changed around his style to become more of a “players coach.”

Seahawks 27, Ravens 6
This was a nice tune up game for the Seahawks and more specifically, Shaun Alexander. Seattle’s going to need Alexander to at least do what he did today which is to say – keep the chains moving. He only carried the ball 13 times, but he rushed for 73 yards and looked healthy for the first time in months. For Baltimore, rookie quarterback Troy Smith looked pretty good in his first start. He wasn’t spectacular, but then again he wasn’t asked to do too much. He finished 16 of 33 for 199 yards and one touchdown, while also running six times for 25 yards. Not a bad day for the former Heisman Trophy winner.

Titans 10, Jets 6
It wasn’t pretty, but with a victory today, the Titans are now back in control of their playoff destiny. Thanks to the Bengals defeating the Browns, Tennessee needs a win next week against the Colts to clinch a playoff berth. If the Titans can get another defensive effort like they did today, they certainly have a shot next week. It wouldn’t hurt if Indy rested some of their starters, either.

Eagles 38, Saints 23
Sorry Philly fans will disagree, but Donovan McNabb still looks like a player to me. He’s aging and injury prone, but if the Eagles are willing to part with him and don’t want a king’s ransom, he’s worth a look to a team like the Ravens or Falcons. McNabb threw for 263 yards and three touchdowns, but more importantly he was mobile and very efficient. Now granted, he did light up a generous New Orleans defense, but still, I think McNabb is still a playmaker in this league.

Lions 25, Chiefs 20
Lion fans must be thinking, “Where the F was this over the past six weeks?” Amazing what your offense can do when you run the football, huh Mike Martz? The run game kind of gives your offense balance and continuity doesn’t it, Martz? Might want to consider that for every game next year…After watching T.J. Duckett roll up 115 rushing yards, I find myself wondering why he didn’t get a multi-year deal in the offseason. He’s only 26, doesn’t have much tread on his tires, and obviously still has plenty left in the tank (sorry for so many car analogies).

49ers 21, Bucs 19
A week ago, the Bucs completely shredded the hapless Falcons 37-3. Today, they can only mount 67 yards against a 49er team playing only because the scheduled makers are forcing them, too. I know I’ve said this before, but I just can’t figure this Buccaneer team out. They can look so good at times and than play uninspired the very next week. While I could easily see them being a sleeper team in the NFC come playoff time, I wouldn’t be surprised if they got bounced in the first round, either.

Cardinals 30, Falcons 27 OT
Give the Falcons credit for showing up today, because last week they didn’t against the Bucs. They didn’t lie down and fought hard, but much like the entire season, a victory just wasn’t in the cards (pardon the pun). This was a nice statement win for Arizona and Ken Whisenhunt. I know it’s been said many times before, the Cards look like they’re on the right track and Whisenhunt has done a nice job instilling toughness in his players.

Well done, Bill Simmons

Bill Simmons of ESPN.com did a fantastic piece about how 60 different quarterbacks started this year in the NFL. 60! He sorted every quarterback that started this year into different categories and I must say, he hit the nail on the head with every single grouping.

This is my favorite category:

JUST COMPETENT ENOUGH TO KILL YOU
Chad Pennington, Joey Harrington, A.J. Feeley, Kerry Collins, Jake Plummer (in absentia)
Comments: These are the “looking great for 3½ quarters until they kill you with a pick at the worst possible time” guys, as personified by Feeley’s “timing pass” in the Pats-Eagles game this season. They’re also the most painful QBs to have on your team because you spend an inordinate amount of time either talking yourself into them or talking yourself out of them.

Anyone who has seen those quarterbacks play (and God willing you haven’t), knows exactly what Simmons is talking about.

LSU finds new strategy to beat Ohio State

The Cleveland Plain Dealer is reporting that Ohio State has suspended defensive backs Donald Washington and Eugene Clifford for the national championship game against LSU for violating team rules.

The loss of Clifford, a highly touted recruit from Cincinnati who has contributed almost nothing during his freshman year, is negligible. But the absence of Washington, who had emerged as a reliable starter during his sophomore year, will reshuffle the entire secondary when the Buckeyes face LSU on Jan. 7.

Expect freshman Chimdi Chekwa, who has played well at times but who also was beaten for some big plays in one-on-one coverage against Illinois, to take Washington’s corner spot when Ohio State plays its base defense.

I don’t want to tell Les Miles how to do his job or anything, but he might want to consider throwing directly at Chekwa’s side once, twice, maybe even 17 times over the course of the championship game. Something tells me that a freshman defensive back starting in the biggest game of the season might be an easy target to throw on – especially with future first-rounder Malcolm Jenkins defending the other side.

Update: Check that, now FOX Sports.com is reporting that only Clifford will be suspended and not Washington (the starter).

Piece of Red Sox fans die

The dog of Boston Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon apparently likes to chew on baseballs. That’s not really a big deal…except when one of the balls is the one that sealed the final victory of the 2007 Word Series.

The confusion over the fate of the baseball from the final out of the 2007 World Series is apparently over, courtesy of one of the oldest excuses in the book.

Boston Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon said his dog ate the ball, the Hattiesburg (Md.) American newspaper reported.

“My dog ate it,” Papelbon said, the Hattiesburgh-American reported. “He plays with baseballs like they are his toys. … He jumped up one day on the counter and snatched it. He likes rawhide. He tore that thing to pieces.

“I’ll keep what’s left of it.”

Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek had given Papelbon the ball after the closer got the final out of Game 4 of the World Series against the Colorado Rockies, completing a sweep that gave Boston its second title in three seasons.

About 1,000 Red Sox fans just jumped off the Boston Bridge.

Shilling: Shut up, shut up, shut up!

If Roger Clemens is found guilty of taking performance-enhancing drugs, Curt Shilling wants him to give up his four Cy Young awards.

“If he doesn’t do that then there aren’t many options as a fan for me other than to believe his career 192 wins and three Cy Youngs he won prior to 1997 were the end,” Schilling wrote Wednesday in his blog, 38pitches.com. “From that point on the numbers were attained through using [performance-enhancing drugs]. Just like I stated about Jose [Canseco], if that is the case with Roger, the four Cy Youngs should go to the rightful winners, and the numbers should go away if he cannot refute the accusations.”

“Can you separate what Barry is accused of from what Roger is accused of?” Schilling said. “If … both of these men end up being caught, what does that say about this game, us as athletes and the future of the sport and our place in it? The greatest pitcher and greatest hitter of all time are currently both being implicated, one is being prosecuted, for events surrounding and involving the use of performance enhancing drugs. That [stinks]. … The sport needs fixing.”

I don’t disagree with Shilling; I’m just tired of hearing his opinion. It seems like every time there’s an issue in Major League Baseball, there’s Shilling to offer his wisdom. The only thing I want to know from you Curt, is if the bloody sock was fake or not. If you’re guilty, I want the 2004 World Series taken away from the Boston Red Sox.

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