Author: Anthony Stalter (Page 1276 of 1503)

Favre’s second career

Lang Whitaker of SI.com lays out five possibilities for Brett Favre as the retired quarterback searches for a new career.

1. Republican Presidential Candidate: McCain’s been on autopilot for a while now, so maybe Brett could shake things up.

2. NFL Head Coach: Favre’s rep as a gunslinger might diminish his credibility with his players, but he’s always been a leader and a favorite on his teams.

3. Host of an ESPN Outdoors Show: Hunting isn’t for everyone, but it’s definitely for Favre.

4. MLS: Not sure what position he’s best suited for — along the back, perhaps? — but David Beckham can’t carry MLS on his own forever.

5. Chairman of Federal Reserve: Favre’s always specialized in Hail Mary’s and making the impossible possible. Maybe Brett can help America avoid the dreaded “R” word.

Pretty weak, Lang.

Someone wrote this in the comments section: Why not pharmacist? It’s an area he knows a lot about…

Ouch.

Enjoy the NCAA Finals for only $275 and watch it from Beijing

SPORTSbyBROOKS.com is doing a live blog for the NCAA tournament finals from San Antonio and they shared a photo of what has to be the worst seat available in the Alamodome.

Seats in the section next door are still available on StubHub at $275.

We’re assuming that ticket price comes with a business select fare on Southwest Airlines – for transport to your car after the game.

Amazing what these venues will get away charging for big sporting events. Who the hell would pay $275 to watch the game from the rafters?

SnB’s unofficial guide to San Antonio

SPORTSbyBROOKS.com is down in San Antonio for college basketball’s finals between Memphis and Kansas, and they’ve put together a guide for FOXSports.com.

Finally, we would be remiss if we didn’t mention our favorite NCAA-inspired feature of the weekend. At least besides the Rick Majerus Memorial Nude Mayonnaise Wrestling Tournament.

That would be Hoop City (refreshed by Coca-Cola!), which is stationed at the downtown convention center.

The event has brought us hours and hours of fun and frivolity. One of our favorite areas was AT&T arena. Now, we were absolutely sure we would run into Kelvin Sampson inside the phone-inspired space.

And to think we only took one bathroom break during our five-hour stakeout at the charging station!

Also, in order to reach our Bexar County-required, two-Majerus-mention quota, we’re happy to report that his new line of sweat suits is apparently out.

We had the opportunity to model the prototype at Hoop City. It really is a technologically advanced piece of apparel.

Somehow, the drawstring becomes automatically undone at the sight of Michael Doleac.

Now, what would an unofficial guide to San Antonio be without a shot at Kelvin Sampson?

Bowden clearly not shy about his feelings for player

Clemson head football coach Tommy Bowden recently sat down with Scout.com to discuss a bevy of topics. One of those topics was how attractive freshman two-sport athlete Kyle Parker is…seriously.

On freshman Kyle Parker, who is having a really good season with the baseball team:

“I’ve watched him practice and I’ve watched him play (baseball). He’s really good looking. If I was a girl, I’d be very interested in him. He wears those tight pants. When you wear loose stuff, you can’t tell the definition of a guy’s body. In baseball, everything’s tight and you can tell he’s very well put together.”

Easy killer.

10 baseball observations from Week 1

Kevin Hench of FOXSports.com discusses 10 topics as baseball wraps up its first full week of action.

1. Giant holes in the lineup
…But if their opening series against the Dodgers is any indication, not only will they repeat their last-place finish of 2007, they will lose 100 games with the most punchless lineup in baseball. In losing two of three to the Dodgers, the Giants managed one extra-base hit (a double) in 95 at bats. They scored a total of four runs while posting a .232/.292/.242 line in the series. Faced with creating an offensive approach based on small ball or long ball, the Giants have chosen neither, assembling a lineup that has no pop (Randy Winn and Bengie Molina hitting 3-4) and little patience (Dave Roberts and Rich Aurilia, combined .326 OBP, batting 1-2).

3. Toothless Tigers
…Pudge Rodriguez, coming off a .294 OBP season, has reached base once in his first 12 plate appearances. Placido Polanco may have had a career year last year, hitting .341, but he walked only 37 times in over 600 plate appearances, hardly ideal for a No. 2 hitter. He has one hit and no walks in his first 14 at bats in ’08 for a tidy .071 OBP. In the last eight seasons, new left fielder Jacque Jones (0-for-7 to start the season) has averaged 108 whiffs and only 35 walks. Utility man Brandon Inge has a .304 career OBP. And throw in the fact that the last time Renteria played in the AL, he had one of the worst seasons of his career, and it’s safe to say the Tigers will not be pushing across 995 runs in their remaining 159 games.

I think the Tigers’ lineup will be fine once the season rolls on and everyone is healthy. They’re problems lie within the bullpen. As for the Giants – that’s the worst lineup I’ve ever seen in the history of baseball. A lineup that consisted of the Kool-Aid Man, Grimace and the Green Care Bear would be better than Dave Roberts, Rich Aurilia and Omar Vizquel (when healthy again).

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