Author: Anthony Stalter (Page 1261 of 1503)

Ozzie Guillen goes off…again

Before his team’s fifth straight loss Sunday, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen shared his opinions on Chicago fans and the media. And it was good.

”Right now, everyone in Chicago is making lineups, ‘Call up this guy, call up that guy,”’ Guillen said. ”If we had 50 people allowed on the roster, we could do that. That’s what ticks me off about Chicago fans and Chicago media — they forget pretty quick. A couple of days ago, we were the [bleep]ing best [bleep] in town, now we’re [bleep].”

Asked why that is, Guillen pulled no punches.

”Because maybe the manager is an ass[bleep],” he replied.

Guillen said that the only way the perception of the Sox ever would change is by winning, but even after they did in 2005, it hasn’t taken long for it to wear off.

”We won it a couple years ago, and we’re horse[bleep],” Guillen said. ”The Cubs haven’t won in 120 years, and they’re the [bleep]ing best. [Bleep] it, we’re good. [Bleep] everybody. We’re horse[bleep], and we’re going to be horse[bleep] the rest of our lives, no matter how many World Series we win. We are the bitch of Chicago. We’re the Chicago bitch. We have the worst owner — the guy’s got seven [bleep]ing rings, and he’s the [bleep]ing horse[bleep] owner.”

That’s awesome because you know what? He’s got a point. The Cubs can do no wrong in the city of Chicago, as evidence by how the team sells out all of their games despite not winning in 100-plus years. Obviously Guillen went too far by saying the White Sox are Chicago’s “bitch”, but he’s got a point buried somewhere in the rant.

Another Falcon arrested

The Atlanta Falcons are turning into the Cincinnati Bengals of the NFC. Linebacker Michael Boley was arrested and charged with battery on Saturday after his wife told police he “became physical” with her.

The 25-year-old linebacker, a rising star with the franchise, was released on $1,200 bond. The family violence battery charge leveled against Boley is a misdemeanor.

Boley’s wife, Chantelle, told police officers who were called to their home in Dacula that she and Boley argued and that Boley became physical with her, said Cpl. Illana Spellman, spokeswoman for the Gwinnett County Police Department. The officers determined that Boley was the primary aggressor in the fight, Spellman said.

Boley was set for a long-term contract extension before the season (he signed a one-year tender right before the draft), but now the Falcons may hold off. Looks like Atlanta is off to another great start this season.

Hello, Matt Forte: Cedric Benson arrested

According to KVUE Sports, Bears running back Cedric Benson was arrested early Sunday morning for boating while intoxicated and resisting arrest. He’s out on $14,500 bail.

This is not his first arrest.

Back in 2004 Benson spent time in the Del Valle Correctional Facility for criminal trespassing.
He was found guilty of breaking into a woman’s house in search of a stolen television.

Well, it looks like another first round bust for the Bears (and one could certainly make that argument before this incident). This should make Chicago fans that wanted the Bears to draft Rashard Mendenhall in the first round real happy. At least the team nabbed Matt Forte in the second.

Colts’ Marvin Harrison involved in shooting?

According to ESPN.com, Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Marvin Harrison is being investigated in a shooting incident that occurred outside a Philadelphia bar.

The source said the alleged victim came into the bar, Playmakers, around 5 p.m. and engaged in an argument with Harrison, who was at the bar. The victim then left the bar, heading to his car, with Harrison following. Gunfire broke out, the victim was hit in the hand, and a young girl was slightly injured by flying glass from a car that apparently was hit by a bullet.

Police came to scene, but the victim did not identify a shooter. On Wednesday, according to the source, ballistic tests showed that the gun that had fired the shots was a custom-made Belgian weapon, and police determined that Harrison owned such a gun.

Police then went to a Philadelphia car wash owned by Harrison to question him about the gun. Harrison admitted owning such a weapon, but claimed it never left his suburban Philadelphia home.

However, the source said the gun was discovered in a bucket at the car wash, and tests showed that it had fired seven bullets that matched those found at the scene.

In a time like this, Harrison has only one option: Blame the whole thing on Pacman. Who isn’t going to believe Marvin Harrison if he said Pacman Jones was the shooter? I know I’d believe him.

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