Author: Anthony Stalter (Page 1103 of 1503)

Michigan guarantees win over Michigan State

Michigan defensive end Brandon Graham told reporters following last Saturday’s loss to Penn State that the Wolverines will not lose to rival Michigan State this weekend.

“We are not going to lose to State,” Michigan defensive end Brandon Graham told reporters Saturday following a 46-17 loss at Penn State.

Two days later, Graham’s teammates didn’t fault him for firing up Michigan State more.

“He wanted to guarantee a win. We’re going to back him up on it,” defensive tackle Terrance Taylor said Monday.

Oddsmakers aren’t counting on that happening.

Michigan State (6-2, 3-1 Big Ten) is a 5 1/2-point favorite to beat Michigan (2-5, 1-2) for the first time since 2001, when T.J. Duckett caught a touchdown pass with disputed time on the clock, and for the first time in Ann Arbor since 1990, when Desmond Howard dropped a pass in the end zone after he appeared to be tripped.

Michigan is an underdog at home against Michigan State for the first time since 1968 when the Spartans were a six-point favorite, according to World Features Syndicate. The Wolverines won that game 28-14.

When you’re one of the more storied programs in the nation and you lose to Toledo on your home turf, you automatically forfeit the right to guarantee victory over anyone.

The 13 Worst Pro-Wrestling Gimmicks Ever

Jay LenoComedy.com put together a list of the 13 worst pro-wrestling gimmicks ever.

This is just sad.

6. Disco Inferno
He looks like a gay extra from Goodfellas. WCW proved once again that it’s never way-too-late for anti-disco jokes.

5. Robocop
A fictitious robot police officer is created to fight crime in future Detroit. Or to help Sting in the Nineties. Come on.

4. The Boogeyman
FLA-VOR FLAVE!!! Or is it Darth Maul? Either way it sucks.

3. Jay Leno
A big chinned, squeaky-voiced observational comedian who likes Doritos a whole bunch? Not believable at all. What? It’s a real guy? Whoa. He sucks.

1. Tugboat
This dipshit dressed like some sort of old timey ship captain and constantly made the horn sound that tugboats make. Man, this guy really likes tugboats. This is awful.

Just brutal.

Daily World Series fix: Rays greatest story ever?

Cole Hamels– Mike Bianchi writes that if the Rays win the World Series, it would be the greatest sports story ever. (Orlando Sentinel)

– Here’s a look at some of the moments from the 1980 Philadelphia Phillies title run. (Philadelphia Inquirer)

– Mike Celzic notes that the Rays’ momentum should make the Phillies nervous. (NBC Sports)

– Bob Vetrone Jr. says that Philadelphia’s title drought will end. (Philadelphia Inquirer)

– Bill Plaschke has a plan to update the World Series. (Los Angeles Times)

– Michael Hiestand says not to blame the markets if the World Series hits an all-time low in ratings. (USA Today)

– Matthew Futterman writes that the economy could cripple the Rays. (Wall Street Journal)

– Bob Ford takes a moment to honor Jimmy Rollins and Larry Bowa – little shortstops who could. (Philadelphia Inquirer)

NFL News & Notes: Larry Johnson to sit again

– Chiefs’ RB Larry Johnson is likely to be suspended or inactive for Sunday’s game following an investigation that he recently spat in a woman’s face at a Kansas City nightclub. (ESPN.com)

– Broncos’ CB Champ Bailey will miss 4-6 weeks after suffering a torn groin in Denver’s loss to the Patriots on Monday night. (ESPN.com)

– Tony Romo will not play in the Cowboys’ game this Sunday against Tampa Bay and could be out at least two more weeks with a broke pinkie finger. (Dallas Morning News)

– The Cleveland Browns have suspended Kellen Winslow one game for his rant Monday against GM Phil Savage and coach Romeo Crennel. Winslow questioned the team’s handling of his staph infection. (Rotoworld.com)

– Patriots’ safety Rodney Harrison’s season is over. He tore a quad muscle Monday in New England’s win over Denver and the injury likely will end his 15-year NFL career. (NFL.com)

Michael Vick to plead guilty to state charges

Suspended NFL quarterback Michael Vick plans to plead guilty to state dog-fighting charges in effort to get an early release from federal prison.

Michael VickIf the plea deal goes as planned, it would help Vick overcome several obstacles in his goal to return to professional football next year.

Vick’s attorneys filed papers in the Circuit Court seeking permission to let Vick plead guilty via video-conference call from the federal prison in Leavenworth, Kan., where he is serving a two-year term for dog fighting.

The papers say that Vick needs to resolve his state charges before he can be eligible for entry into a halfway house. Vick’s scheduled release date is July 20 and the soonest he could enter a program is six months before that.

No court date has been set officially, but the Surry County Court next convenes on Nov. 5.
Surry County Commonwealth’s Attorney Gerald G. Poindexter has not been available for comment so far today.

ESPN News reported yesterday that Vick wants to play in the NFL next year and that he’s been “doing bench press” to stay in shape.

Well that must be comforting to any team that might want to sign him. I can hear a NFL general manager talking to his coach about the situation right now:

“Listen Coach, I know Mike has had some questionable off field hobbies, has been living in a halfway house the past six months, can’t read NFL defenses and couldn’t hit water if he threw a rock into the ocean. But once I heard he was repping 225 for 17 in the slammer, I was sold.”

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