Now this is funny:
“[The Colts] don’t want to just sit there, line up and play football,” Porter told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. “They want to try to catch you off guard. They don’t want to play smash-mouth football, they want to trick you. … They want to catch you substituting. Know what I mean? They don’t want to just call a play, get up there and run a play. They want to make you think. They want it to be a thinking game instead of a football game.”
“They want to make you think.” Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sorry. Dude, that’s funny. I get what Porter’s saying. Really, I do. Football is a Man’s Sport, and when you talk about it, you need to puff out your chest and act all tough and mean. But the only thing that matters after four quarters is, did you win the game? Joey Porter doesn’t understand this, apparently. The Colts win football games. Sure, they don’t play smashmouth, but why should they? Because football’s a Man’s Sport? No, it’s a competition, and the point of competition is to win.
Sounds to me like Porter’s suggesting the Steelers are bigger and meaner than the Colts, but the Colts are smarter. That’d be like the Peyton Manning telling reporters, “The Steelers hit too hard, and I don’t like it!” Stop whining and play football.
