The Love of Sports lists 10 professional athletes that would gank your girlfriend right from under your nose.
7. Manny Ramirez
There’s no telling what the absentminded, unpredictable Ramirez will do with your wife or girlfriend. They could disappear into the Green Monster or he may leave her naked, tarred and feathered. Regardless of the scenario, you can complain to anybody you want and you’ll get the same response, “That’s just Manny being Manny.”5. LeBron James
He’s the young, wealthy, charismatic face of the NBA. Even women who don’t follow sports know him as just the second man to ever grace the cover of Vogue Magazine. Every girl grows up wanting to be a princess and they know that by snagging King James they can skip straight to queen.
4. Derek Jeter/Tom Brady
These All-American boys top every girl’s list of sexiest athletes. They’re handsome, charming and have seven championships rings between them. Neither of these playas would have any trouble adding your girl’s name to their little black books, which already includes Mariah Carey, Jordana Brewster, Jessica Alba, Gisele Bundchen and Bridget Moynahan.1. Alex Rodriguez
The Yankee third baseman is the best home run hitter in the game – and you know chicks dig the long ball. Ladies drool over his sexy lips and muscular physique. And if that’s not enough to scare you, there are about 300 million other reasons you shouldn’t let your girl within 50 feet of A-Rod.
I’m shocked Randy Johnson didn’t make the list, if only for the “Big Unit” reference.
