…he gets into trouble off the field. Well, sort of. He really just got into an altercation with a parking attendant, but just the fact that he managed to make headlines the week he can rejoin the Bengals is priceless. Even more priceless, however, is the line he dropped on the parking attendant during the altercation.
A parking attendant told police that Henry and another man parked their sport utility vehicle without paying. According to an incident report, the attendant said Henry argued loudly with him and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”
Ah the, “Don’t you know who I am?” line is outstanding. Like the parking attendant who’s just trying to make ends meet is worried about knowing who Chris Henry is. The attendant should have said, “Yeah, I think I know you. Aren’t you the unbelievable moron who got suspended for eight games but on the eve of returning to his team, got high and mighty with a parking attendant just trying to do his job? Tell your team to get a defense, Chris.”
Welcome back Chris – we’ve missed you.
