Want to learn how to ruin a comeback career and piss away everything after working years to reinvented yourself? Well, just read David Boston’s Self-Destruction 101: Your Guide to Ruining an NFL Career!

Just yesterday the St. Petersburg Times reported Boston had moved ahead of Maurice Stovall on the Buccaneers depth chart to start at wide receiver. Then last night, he apparently celebrated by driving drunk and was arrested for DUI.

Talk about getting an amazing opportunity to be a starter in the NFL again after blowing your initial chance by being jacked up on roids and other substances. There was a very likely chance Stovall was going to overtake Boston again on the depth chart because he has way more upside, but still, what a dope.