Anyone who tuned into ESPN News this afternoon saw that Jesus himself landed in Los Angles. It was amazing, they had a ticker-take ceremony complete a speech and the unveiling of Jesus’ #23 Los Angles Galaxy jersey.
Oh wait, I’m sorry, that was just soccer god David Beckham – totally got confused by the way ESPN broadcasted the event. Speaking of which, the best part of the ceremony – which I eventually turned off for free of boredom – was this little ditty Beckham dropped when delivering his speech:
“For me, the most important thing is my family. The second thing is the foot-soccer.”
That’s right David – you’re in America now homeboy, where soccer is only something we turn on when the channel was left on ESPN2 and the remote needs new batteries. By the way, for the seven or so people we actually saw the announcement, was it just me or did David look a about what to do with his hands? He looked like Ricky Bobby in the beginning of Talladega Nights.
