Roger “I throw down the law” Goodell suspended Chicago Bears defensive tackle Tank Johnson for eight games. Johnson can, however, reduce that suspension down to six games if he complies with all the pending court requirements and avoids future run-ins with the law before October 1. Dusty Dvoracek, a 2006 third-round pick, is the most likely to take Johnson’s spot next to stud Tommie Harris on the Bears’ defensive line.
Memo to Tank: If you don’t stockpile your home with an arsenal of guns and then open up fire on the mailman, you can return to the NFL where you’ll make tons of money. It seems like a fair deal, so how about you stay out of trouble, huh?
By the way, how great is Goodell for the most popular league in sports? Johnson, eight games. Chris Henry, eight games. Pacman Jones, 16 games. Michael Vick…
