Do yourself a favor and go to FOX Sports’ “Funhouse” page.
Click on the video feature in the top right corner with Frank Caliendo made up to look like James Brown. After a quick ad, the link will take you to a video clip of Joe Buck prefacing Calindeno’s predictions for four NFL games.
After hailing Caliendo’s 65% pick rate last year – including 8-1 in playoffs mind you –
Calindeno goes on to give out these beauties:
Denver over St. Louis
Tampa Bay over Baltimore
Carolina over Atlanta
Here’s the kicker though: Cincinnati over Kansas City was his “upset special”.
Upset special? Freaking Cincinnati over Kansas City is an “upset special”? That’s like having the Jets over the Titans in your upset special or Steelers over Dolphins, because hey, the line was even.
I like Caliendo’s impressions, but come on hoss, you got to do better than 1-4. Plus your upset special is a team that won its division last year over a squad who hasn’t figured out its defense and whose offensive line is in turmoil?
Wow Frank, way to go out on a limb.
