Giants’ closer Brian Wilson appears on Lopez Tonight in a sea captain outfit

Giants’ closer Brian Wilson appeared on Thursday’s “Lopez Tonight,” which was good because that show could use a few laughs.

As usual, Wilson was nuttier than squirrel sh*t. Dressed as a sea captain (which was apparently his idea), he talked about his recent trip to Thailand and what it’s like when he doesn’t get to close a game (also known as being “dry humped” according to Wilson).

Considering he’s a walking sketch, it would be criminal if Wilson never gets to host SNL. He’s launching his own website next week ( and has a digital short film for Major League Baseball 2k11 by 2K Sports coming out as well.

“Just living another day, my man.”

He is the real life Kenny Powers.

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