Just when you think you know your super model girlfriend, she turns around plunges you in the back by saying you’re as naïve as a child.

In the cover story of Harper Bazaar’s April issue, Bundchen says Tom Brady, her new husband, is “very naive, almost like a child.”

“One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent,” she adds. “He sees the world with colored glasses. He’s very strong and focused in his job, but he’s so sensitive.”

Okay, so Gisele actually meant the comment as a compliment, but it’s still kind of funny to hear her call Brady naïve. If I were Brady, I’d pull Gisele aside and say, “Hey honey can you do me a favor? The next time you want to share a little insight about me to a magazine, could you not describe me as a weak-ass sissy pants? If you could just tell them how tough I am and what a huge…arm…I have? That’d be great…thanks.”